To bang or not to bang.....BIG question.

**decadbal** · 09-30-2005, 10:03 PM

how long till they thaw him out

**dive_kid** · 09-30-2005, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by TheMudMan

Nope different person............. He's been around a long tiime he's our version of Walt Disney.

sorry, my bad.

**decadbal** · 09-30-2005, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by dive_kid

sorry, my bad.

no no, its ok to be mean and offend hoss.. he isnt important, even his mother tried to abort him, when he was 3...

**Smak** · 09-30-2005, 10:09 PM

Bang her like there's no tommorow. Then quit your job and become famous. Then she'll ditch that loser in a second.

**decadbal** · 09-30-2005, 10:10 PM

gay porn stars arnt famous... i cant name one... not one, and i consider myself an authority on porn, not gay porn, but almost every other kind..

**Smak** · 09-30-2005, 10:11 PM

**TheMudMan** · 09-30-2005, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

gay porn stars arnt famous... i cant name one... not one, and i consider myself an authority on porn, not gay porn, but almost every other kind..

Even granny porn

**decadbal** · 09-30-2005, 10:14 PM

well no, i was simply making a little lie into a big one, i only know about groupsex porn and blacks on blonds...

**TheMudMan** · 09-30-2005, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

well no, i was simply making a little lie into a big one, i only know about groupsex porn and blacks on blonds...

Yeah I would call that a big lie Hoss.....um I mean Deca .......... If you don't know about granny porn then you are no authority on porn.

**decadbal** · 09-30-2005, 10:18 PM

so what your saying is, you know about it, i admit ive watched it, ive also watched a horse fuck a mexican in tequanna, im not saying i liked it, but its like watching someone shit in slow motion, you are disgusted, yet you stare and wonder..

**tawweiliu** · 09-30-2005, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

only know about groupsex porn and blacks on blonds...

To funny!

:

**TheMudMan** · 09-30-2005, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

so what your saying is, you know about it, i admit ive watched it, ive also watched a horse fuck a mexican in tequanna, im not saying i liked it, but its like watching someone shit in slow motion, you are disgusted, yet you stare and wonder..

LOL

No I haven't watched it but I hear it on Stern almost every morninig while I drive to work. The noise the old bat makes is frigtning to say the least.

**decadbal** · 09-30-2005, 10:23 PM

i dont work, i steal from the white man, bc im owed.. im owed for years and years of cosby shows, and i demand to be paid... in full... not partial... full

**TheMudMan** · 09-30-2005, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

i dont work, i steal from the white man, bc im owed.. im owed for years and years of cosby shows, and i demand to be paid... in full... not partial... full

Now I'm disapointed in you........ with all the free time on your hands you could def be a authority on porn.

**dive_kid** · 09-30-2005, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Smak

Bang her like there's no tommorow. Then quit your job and become famous. Then she'll ditch that loser in a second.

id go with this.

oh and dude, YOUR AVATAR IF F***ING HOT MAN!!!!!!!

**decadbal** · 09-30-2005, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by dive_kid

id go with this.

oh and dude, YOUR AVATAR IF F***ING HOT MAN!!!!!!!

man, mud isnt a fag.. he just plays one on tv

**tawweiliu** · 09-30-2005, 10:28 PM

dam just bang here and get it over with she will think you for a new young canon

**Smak** · 09-30-2005, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by dive_kid

id go with this.

oh and dude, YOUR AVATAR IF F***ING HOT MAN!!!!!!!

**decadbal** · 09-30-2005, 10:37 PM

pooper action, i like where this is going

**dive_kid** · 09-30-2005, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by Smak

if I could I would, but for now

oh and sorry, I did not mean to call mud a fag. sorry about that

**decadbal** · 09-30-2005, 11:37 PM

did u call mud a fag....

**tawweiliu** · 09-30-2005, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by dive_kid

if I could I would, but for now

oh and sorry, I did not mean to call mud a fag. sorry about that

**steadygaining1** · 10-01-2005, 04:41 AM

For those of you that have never received the ass beating associated with fucking another dudes wife, let me elaborate:
1. He is usually very pissed, hence the agressor, his level of emotion is considerably higher than yours thus he will whoop your ass like no tommorrow.
2.Once he is done whooping your ass, he will kick you in the ribs, face and anything else you can't cover in the fetal position.
3.As you wrythe around on the ground, he will take a break, regain his compusure and repeat step one.

Also, remember, what would you do if it were your wife?

SG1

**31uniform** · 10-01-2005, 04:52 AM

Women are evil if she did that, shes probly up to no good. Id hit it, but thats just me.

**The Return Of Hoss** · 10-01-2005, 06:45 AM

Originally Posted by TheMudMan

...............

Originally Posted by Decadbal

but youll die a loser...

You both suck!!!

**The Return Of Hoss** · 10-01-2005, 06:48 AM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

so what your saying is, you know about it, i admit ive watched it, ive also watched a horse fuck a mexican in tequanna, im not saying i liked it, but its like watching someone shit in slow motion, you are disgusted, yet you stare and wonder..

My GOD you are fucking RANK!!!

**spywizard** · 10-01-2005, 06:49 AM

Originally Posted by The Return Of Hoss

...my boss is a close friend..

comes down to what kind of friend are you??

**The Return Of Hoss** · 10-01-2005, 06:49 AM

Ok.......off to work.......this is gonna fucking suck.

**spywizard** · 10-01-2005, 06:51 AM

get a picture of her..

**devil1** · 10-01-2005, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by steadygaining1

For those of you that have never received the ass beating associated with fucking another dudes wife, let me elaborate:
1. He is usually very pissed, hence the agressor, his level of emotion is considerably higher than yours thus he will whoop your ass like no tommorrow.
2.Once he is done whooping your ass, he will kick you in the ribs, face and anything else you can't cover in the fetal position.
3.As you wrythe around on the ground, he will take a break, regain his compusure and repeat step one.

Also, remember, what would you do if it were your wife?

SG1

id kick both their asses

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 10-01-2005, 07:49 AM

i understand what your sayin hoss. i got a blowjob from m frinds girl once and hes my best frind. i never told him yet, but they dont see each other anymore so i figure ill just tell him when were both 60, real casual like.
however, your chick is married...but....its still ultimatly her fault. your a guy.
How old is she may i ask? your a young buck.18 right? How olds your freind, and how long you been frinds?

**eazyduzit3** · 10-01-2005, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by The Return Of Hoss

My boss's WIFE is hot as hell and i've always--*ALWAYS*-- had a thing for her. Hell, everyone at work does. Shes in her twenties, has a 2 year old.. Alot of the time coworkers and friends mistake her for flirting when in reality shes just the nicest chick in the world.

Tonight I had to close, and my boss wasn't there but his wife was closing with me. We were just talking about shit and my plans for saturday night, etc. When we left I was walking over to my car and she walked up to me and said in this joking way, "So one of the guys says you've got a little crush on me huh?" I was just like "nahhhh he was prolly just messing trying to mess with me again" and at this point she got REALLY close to me, put her hand on my crotch, and said, "Are you sure?" and kissed me IN THE FUCKING PARKING LOT people could have seen that shit.....but I dont think anyone did..then she just walked away with this big grin on her face.......

I felt REALLY REALLY fucking good but also bad after it...my boss is a close friend..and having feelings for his wife is BAD enough but that just makes me wanna fuck the hell out of her wherever and whenever i get a chance......I work with her tomorrow too when I open the store.

What the hell should I do--I'd really like to do her, any guy would give their left nut to, im dead serious...But its his WIFE and hes a big man, what if he found out? I'm thinking of just keeping her in my spankbank but if she comes on like that again idk what i'll do

let it go man! totally not worth it! im not religious or a saint by any means but i would never commit "ADULTERY"
dont do it dude!

**ttuprincess** · 10-01-2005, 08:00 AM

Hoss Hoss wake up .. you fell asleep on the bus ride to school again... Dammit can you please wear your drool guard next time too

**SwoleCat** · 10-01-2005, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by eazyduzit3

let it go man! totally not worth it! im not religious or a saint by any means but i would never commit "ADULTERY"
dont do it dude!

It's only adultery if you are married.

If you are single like he is, it's called "a lucky motha f*cka".

~SC~

**thegodfather** · 10-01-2005, 09:00 AM

Hoss....look at it like this...if you dont bang her someone else will (other then her husband), and youll be kickin yourself in the ass for it. I say you start taggin that shit in the back room of your work...maybe you can even be the new babys daddy.

**tawweiliu** · 10-01-2005, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

comes down to what kind of friend are you??

Are you kidding the only friend he has is his d!ck

Hmm let me see d1ck or friend yep d!ck is my best friend.

**Keyser Sozey** · 10-01-2005, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by dive_kid

2. I bet you can run faster scared then he can mad.

ROFLMFAO^^^^^

Originally Posted by DecaDbal

for one, hoss dont have friends, espeally..sp..lol older ones, bc even retards his age cant tolerate him, bringing me to point two, only a cyclops, or total roadwhore would like him, bc older women dont take on retards, then again, you work at tacobell im sure, and we all know how "hot" those chicks are, plus the fact that man and wife work there, proving my point only further that he, is a huge fatboy, and she is a brazillion shemale named toni.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

**Anna Bollick** · 10-02-2005, 09:31 AM

How do you know your boss doesn't approve of her messing around? Find out. Maybe it is one of those deals where you just keep it discrete and go for it. Better yet, try to get into your boss'es pants first, then work it into a threesome. You could be the baloney in the sandwhich. He gets you from behind while you are into her wet and warm place. Girl, you haven't LIVED!

Love
Anna