Drinking urine to build muscle and clean the liver, an alternative to steroids?

**Pinnacle** · 10-08-2005, 10:23 AM

I've seen alot of wierd threads in my day.This is by far the strangest yet.

alex33...I have no idea why you would post a thread like this being brand new to this board.Your credibility is already ruined here.No one will forget this thread.You should just move on to the next board....

~Pinnacle~

**MuckDog** · 10-08-2005, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by alex33

I have been doing urine+sperm cures for a year now and have gotten substantial gains. I have been training for 5 years before that, and my progress has stopped. In bench, alone I grew from 220 pounds to 300 pounds in a year!

I have, though been doing amateur cures and I would want to consult some experts and I hoped that some of you were experts here!

So let me guess this straight - u piss in a cup then jerk off in it - then drink it. And this makes you stronger. You know what i think that makes you - a disguisting fig

**MuckDog** · 10-08-2005, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Pinnacle

I've seen alot of wierd threads in my day.This is by far the strangest yet.

alex33...I have no idea why you would post a thread like this being brand new to this board.Your credibility is already ruined here.No one will forget this thread.You should just move on to the next board....

~Pinnacle~

thanks pinnacle - u are so correct as usual

this guy is nothing but a complete ass clown and its obvious he's trying to find a fetish partner on here. join some yahoo forum dude - your looking for trouble.

**decadbal** · 10-08-2005, 10:58 AM

in college... and outside studingy...i have yet to hear of drinkin urine other than in a life death situation.. like being in a desert... you should remove your thread before some dumbass noob actually tries it

**Mesomorphyl** · 10-08-2005, 11:06 AM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. urine.

oh, and you should only eat your own semen is if you are on cycle. If your gear is real it will taste like juicy fruit gum. I know I know it is appalling... juicy fruit gum(sick).

**big_C** · 10-08-2005, 11:27 AM

I heard this years ago..no thanks, it's coming out of my body for a reason, i'm not going to put it back in. Ever hear, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas??...Well, what comes out my dick, stays out of my dick. I think this started so guys could laugh their asses off when other guys drank piss...NASTY!! Golden showers anyone?

**bell boy** · 10-08-2005, 11:30 AM

Nope sorry dudes, this guy is a ****ing idiot. Your own body excretions are toxic for you to ingest and should only be done under extreme circumstances i.e. pwo's have done it to survive, but there is no way drinking your own piss could be beneficial to you.

**MuckDog** · 10-08-2005, 11:34 AM

looks like the clamhead that started this thread finaly crawled back in his hole

**J*U*icEd** · 10-08-2005, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by sweetpete

i saw somebody piss in a beer bottle at a party and put it in the fridge and then gave to somebody to drink was the funniest thing i ever saw.they thought it was beer

haha....ive done that to somebody.... they asked me to taste it because he thought it was skanky beer.... what an a s s...

**Mighty Joe** · 10-08-2005, 11:44 AM

I knew I should've stayed away from this thread......Ban this guy!

**STEVO 47** · 10-08-2005, 11:49 AM

Your urine and shit is being released from the body for one reason.
to get rid of WASTE. How in Gods name does this promote test.
stimulation. The guys a nut.

***D7M*** · 10-08-2005, 11:50 AM

I've heard that you can drink your first piss of the day, say, if you were trapped and had no food or h2o.

But drinking it to build muscle, promote GH ...that's just ridiculous!

**james21** · 10-08-2005, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by derek7m

I've heard that you can drink your first piss of the day, say, if you were trapped and had no food or h2o.

But drinking it to build muscle, promote GH ...that's just ridiculous!

In survival if you are wounded you clean your wounds with your urine, also if you have no food or water or JUST water then drinking your own urine can have its possitive effects ..... but... i dont think any of this helps out in bodybuilding. Also it will take the burn/sting out of bull nettle(sp?)

**Seattle Junk** · 10-08-2005, 01:20 PM

Come home to a nice warm cup of pee....

**nitro_fusion** · 10-08-2005, 01:44 PM

No one drinks piss you idiot wth are you on about "urine therapy" why do you think you piss? TO GET RID OF CRAP YOU DON"T NEED!!!

**Booz** · 10-08-2005, 02:27 PM

one word TWAT!!

**stupidhippo** · 10-08-2005, 02:31 PM

u guys r so mean to him... poor guy was just tryinmg to make us better healthier ppl... But chose a pissy way to do it thouogh... yuck..

**J_Bishop** · 10-08-2005, 02:39 PM

please, stop talking.

bizarresteroidfitness.com

**TallMan** · 10-08-2005, 02:47 PM

@alex33,

**Joey2ness** · 10-08-2005, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by MuckDog

i hear that eating your own fecies makes you really strong

is there any proof or studies on this

**nytro** · 10-08-2005, 03:52 PM

**MuckDog** · 10-08-2005, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by Joey2ness

is there any proof or studies on this

its somthing you need to try for a week straight on your own. let me know the results

**lollipops** · 10-08-2005, 04:47 PM

CAnt believe you wasted a post for this!

**Lavinco** · 10-08-2005, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by alex33

I have been doing urine+sperm cures for a year now and have gotten substantial gains. I have been training for 5 years before that, and my progress has stopped. In bench, alone I grew from 220 pounds to 300 pounds in a year!

I have, though been doing amateur cures and I would want to consult some experts and I hoped that some of you were experts here!

If the sperm thing is true, then why isn't my girlfriend more buff than I am.

You are full of shit!

Piss off!

**freakintraining** · 10-08-2005, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by sweetpete

i saw somebody piss in a beer bottle at a party and put it in the fridge and then gave to somebody to drink was the funniest thing i ever saw.they thought it was beer

i did that in H/S it was in a molson ice bottle dark green and frosty i gave to to a fat chick that i hated, she ended up throwing a mix drink on me but it was worth it

**Two4the$$** · 10-08-2005, 05:29 PM

Well, I'm not about to drink my own piss, or anyone elses for that matter. But, I have HEARD that piss is sterile, which is why if you have a cut or something ... and you have no access to disinfectant (I'm a marine, so being in the field and ill equiped is a reality) ... it's suggested that pissing on it will do you some good. Anyhoo, I'm not going to be checking in on this thread again. It's pretty much a healthy preference for any animal, humans included to oust their waste. End of story for me. But, if you decide in your infinite wisdome and courage to "run a piss cycle" ... tell us how it goes, and be sure to take before and after photos... but preferably not DURING photos!!!

**MuckDog** · 10-08-2005, 05:41 PM

good stuff truman...lol on the "not during"

**MorganKane** · 10-08-2005, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by alex33

What do you mean, bro? I mean, there are 10th of books written about drinking urine for health reasons. It has enourmously positive effects on your health. These are pretty known facts, not theories! My question is more, how to apply it in the most effective way to bodybuilding?

Also tons of books on aliens and ghosts.

I got to go, open up wide and I give your first dose.

**alltherage** · 10-08-2005, 07:33 PM

Here dude, my urine's got so much juice in it I'll sell it to you for 20$ a bottle, only because it's you though, anybody else is 50$ a bottle.

**angelripper** · 10-08-2005, 11:24 PM

your mother sucks cocks in hell

**TUnit** · 10-08-2005, 11:27 PM

that is sick! sounds like something R Kelly would do

**shrpskn** · 10-09-2005, 12:00 AM

**spywizard** · 10-09-2005, 12:03 AM

the one thing that is missing, it's the turd sandwich that must be taken during pct.. we all know that you must cycle.

**Gassy** · 10-09-2005, 12:14 AM

This guy posted this over at elitefitness.com too. There's a rumor in philly that Jevon Kerse drinks his own piss, maybe that's why he's called the freak. On a related note I knew a kid who used to eat his own bogies, he was not muscular however.

**AnatomicallyBlessed** · 10-09-2005, 02:45 AM

Originally Posted by ant_8u

Drinking urine everyday may make you feel ill

Stick to every other day consumption

That way side effects will be lower

250mg of Urea ed followed by 2000mg of charcoal therapy eod.

**numberONE** · 10-09-2005, 12:11 PM

SHUT THE HELL UP!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS??? you must be desperate

**Property of Steroid.com** · 10-09-2005, 01:22 PM

Synthetek (banner at the top of this forum) offers an injectable liver-detox product....it's better than drinking urine. As for myself, I will continue drinking urine...but not for any liver aiding property...simply because it's fun and I like the taste.

**Two4the$$** · 10-09-2005, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

the one thing that is missing, it's the turd sandwich that must be taken during pct.. we all know that you must cycle.

LOL

Double decker... hold the peanuts.

**powerliftmike** · 10-09-2005, 01:55 PM

I have talked to a urologist and urine is kidney toxic. That is why it is sent to the bladder and then excreted.

**alex33** · 10-10-2005, 11:26 PM

OK, guys, it is pretty time consuming for to write an objection to every single post in the thread, so I will make a collective answer to all of you.
1. Urine is NOT TOXIC. This is the most common misconception about it. Yes, it is TOXIC if you do a socalled SIMS chemical analysis, you will find toxic substances. However when inestested these are filtered by the intestine, while the good substances get sucked into your blood. This is a pretty well known mechanism. Also, you have probable heard of pregnand women urine that was popular in bodybuilding due to it's high GH content. These are not "new" revolutionary studies, but have been conducted in the past 10-20 years, so that the information is pretty reliable. But is is not just about drinking the urine, you need to have the right method and technique, for instance, the first and last part of your urinatoin is throuwn away.
2. Sperm and girlfriends. Sperm has muscle building affect during the next 24 hours after ingesting it. So, to ge something out of it, you need to drink it with regular intervalls 2-3 time a day. and as with steroids , it is not just drinking the sperm, that makes the muscle grow, but also the hard training! also the amount should not be less than 20gr per time, to get significant gains.
3. About me: I am just a guy that want to find an ultimate solution of combining health and weight lifting. That's it. I believe that there is always a way to achieve a result and the best way, if one has really decided to achieve it! This is what I look for in life - the ultimate reasults and I am prepared to do whatever it takes! If you guys are not prepared to do that, that is fine with me, everyon ehas a right to live there life in their own way.
I hope that I will not be misjudged based on my striving to be better!

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