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10-14-2005, 01:09 PM #1
Its dark in the Closet!!!!!!!! LMAO
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband
came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. Theboy now has
company.
>???
>???? Boy: "Dark in here."
>???? Man: "Yes it is."
>???? Boy: "I have a baseball."
>???? Man: "That's nice."
>???? Boy: "Want to buy it?"
>???? Man: "No, thanks."
>???? Boy: "My dad's outside."
>???? Man: "OK, how much?"
>???? Boy: "$250."
>???
>??? In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
are in the closet together.
>???
>??? Boy: "Dark in here."
>??? Man: "Yes, it is."
>??? Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
>??? Man: "How much?"
>??? Boy: "$750."
>??? Man: "Fine."
>???
>??? A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
outside and toss the baseball!"
>???
>??? The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
>???
>??? The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
>???
>??? The son says, "$1,000."
>???
>??? The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more! than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church
and make you confess."
>???
>??? They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy
sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
>???
>??? The boy says, "Dark in here."
>???
>??? The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
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10-14-2005, 01:11 PM #2
Lol!!
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10-14-2005, 01:13 PM #3
good one
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10-14-2005, 01:14 PM #4
now that's a good joke cruise.
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10-14-2005, 01:14 PM #5
thats so untrue, if he was a priest, he would have been all over the little boy
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10-14-2005, 01:17 PM #6"Rock" of Love ;)
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Originally Posted by Decadbal
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10-14-2005, 01:18 PM #7Originally Posted by JDawg1536
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10-14-2005, 01:20 PM #8Originally Posted by JDawg1536
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10-14-2005, 01:20 PM #9"Rock" of Love ;)
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Originally Posted by Decadbal
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10-14-2005, 01:21 PM #10
hahahaa funny joke
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10-14-2005, 01:21 PM #11
sorry to hear about your buds, but that has little or nothing to do with how the catholic church assists in the cover ups of what their priests do, maybe if they went to religion like u bro, no one would make jokes about em
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10-14-2005, 01:22 PM #12Originally Posted by Decadbal
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10-14-2005, 01:22 PM #13"Rock" of Love ;)
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Originally Posted by Decadbal
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10-14-2005, 01:23 PM #14Originally Posted by JDawg1536
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10-14-2005, 01:25 PM #15Originally Posted by Decadbal
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10-14-2005, 01:25 PM #16"Rock" of Love ;)
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