Damn stomach bug

**Kärnfysikern** · 11-10-2005, 03:45 PM

There comes a time, bro, when the porcelain throne cease to sparkle, when the toilet paper loses its luster, when the throneroom becomes a prison, and all that is left is a assholes agonising pain.

**punchrf** · 11-10-2005, 03:47 PM

you got the shits hah?

**Kärnfysikern** · 11-10-2005, 03:50 PM

No kidding

Third day of having some damn kind of stomach bug. Started with puking on tuseday and I have had dihareea since. But its not the smooth, only water, walk in the park dihareea.
No no no that would be way to easy...................

Its fluid allright...But fluid along with small hard corns. Those corns along with the sheer force of the dump rips my ass to oblivion. Wiping turns into the worst act of sado-maschosism(sp?) imaginable.

Serious weapons of ass destruction.

**punchrf** · 11-10-2005, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by johan

No kidding

Third day of having some damn kind of stomach bug. Started with puking on tuseday and I have had dihareea since. But its not the smooth, only water, walk in the park dihareea.
No no no that would be way to easy...................

Its fluid allright...But fluid along with small hard corns. Those corns along with the sheer force of the dump rips my ass to oblivion. Wiping turns into the worst act of sado-maschosism(sp?) imaginable.

Serious weapons of ass destruction.

i hate that when you've wiped so many times in one day that toilet paper feels like sandpaper.

**Kärnfysikern** · 11-10-2005, 03:58 PM

yeah. Im in ****ing pain for 20 minutes after a good wipe now. Right now I would kill to get some baby wipes.

**farrebarre** · 11-10-2005, 04:27 PM

try cleaning ur a-hole with lukewarm water... just a thought

**farrebarre** · 11-10-2005, 04:27 PM

btw, have you been to a doc? you could have salmonellosis or something..

**Kärnfysikern** · 11-10-2005, 04:31 PM

yeah might be worth a try.

Nah no doc. Its not that bad, no real stomach pains or so, just the damn chunky runs, so I dont think that will be needed hopefully.

**Keyser Sozey** · 11-10-2005, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by johan

There comes a time, bro, when the porcelain throne cease to sparkle, when the toilet paper loses its luster, when the throneroom becomes a prison, and all that is left is a assholes agonising pain.

I hope you feel better.
Now, that first post is very familiar. Almost exactly like in Conan the Barbarian, when Conan is captured by the King ( Max Von Snydow ), and is instructed to get his daughter back.
"There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses it's luster, and all that is left is a father's love for his daughter"

**Kärnfysikern** · 11-10-2005, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey

I hope you feel better.
Now, that first post is very familiar. Almost exactly like in Conan the Barbarian, when Conan is captured by the King ( Max Von Snydow ), and is instructed to get his daughter back.
"There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses it's luster, and all that is left is a father's love for his daughter"

I was hoping someone with a keen eye would catch that