BJ In The Bathroom

**kloter1** · 12-12-2005, 07:46 PM

this happened to me once. i forget exactly what she said cuz i was wasted but since i didnt remember her name ( i met her at the begining of the night) she pushed me and said i was going to blow you you asshole. i was stunned and the ppl next to me were laughing and shit. foking weird because this girl was dressed like a business woman. what kind of women do this???????

edit:: now i remember what she asked. she said if i sucked you off would you cum in my mouth? i said i dont know, thats when she got pissed and stormed away. wtf?

**Mizfit** · 12-12-2005, 07:47 PM

Every choice u make affects the next.. and just because u think it has no strings.. u don't know.. she might know your gf, and like someone else said.. it might be just your gf now, might be your wife, mother of your babies...

Good job

**steve0** · 12-12-2005, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by kman

I was offered a BJ this weekend in the bathroom off a trendy NYC lounge this weekend. Went out for a guys night out, to go wild and crazy without the girlfriends, and this happens!!!!. She was also extremely hot, and did not look like your typical trashy girl that would offer this. Maybe it was the 3 bottles of champange talking, but she ask's me half way through the night "If you can remeber my name, I will suck you off in the bathroom"" I never remeber girls names when I meet them, but for some reason I remebered hers!!! AND
I DECLINED IT... yes I took the abuse all the way home from the fellas also, I just could not do it. All I kept thinking about was my girl, and how I would ever look her in the face if I did it. I also thought about how many guys this girl has sucked off in the bathroom, and I bugged out.
So bring on the flames, or advice on if I did the right thing.
P.S. like a good friend, I tried to pass it on to the boys but she was not interested.

dude you blew it !!!!!! i once ate a chicks box in a portetpotie at a NineInchNails concert

**bazerk** · 12-12-2005, 07:58 PM

To good to be true...usually is.

**kloter1** · 12-12-2005, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by steve0

dude you blew it !!!!!! i once ate a chicks box in a portetpotie at a NineInchNails concert

i bet that was nice and salty

**Keyser Sozey** · 12-12-2005, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by kloter1

i bet that was nice and salty

Cod fish salty.

**steve0** · 12-12-2005, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by kloter1

i bet that was nice and salty

yeah a little salty it is one of the craziest things i have ever done my homeboys still bring it up to this day

**kloter1** · 12-12-2005, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by steve0

yeah a little salty it is one of the craziest things i have ever done my homeboys still bring it up to this day

hah good times. hey you only live once

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**Panzerfaust** · 12-12-2005, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by kman

I was offered a BJ this weekend in the bathroom off a trendy NYC lounge this weekend. Went out for a guys night out, to go wild and crazy without the girlfriends, and this happens!!!!. She was also extremely hot, and did not look like your typical trashy girl that would offer this. Maybe it was the 3 bottles of champange talking, but she ask's me half way through the night "If you can remeber my name, I will suck you off in the bathroom"" I never remeber girls names when I meet them, but for some reason I remebered hers!!! AND
I DECLINED IT... yes I took the abuse all the way home from the fellas also, I just could not do it. All I kept thinking about was my girl, and how I would ever look her in the face if I did it. I also thought about how many guys this girl has sucked off in the bathroom, and I bugged out.
So bring on the flames, or advice on if I did the right thing.
P.S. like a good friend, I tried to pass it on to the boys but she was not interested.

Much respect to you, your girlfriend deserves that kind of respect as do you in return.

**1morerep** · 12-12-2005, 09:23 PM

your gonna get a big reward in heaven. oh no what if shes there and wants to suck u off behind cloud 9?

**Prada** · 12-12-2005, 10:00 PM

Be gone!!!

Its ppl like you that give guys a bad name.
You have to take advantge of these oppurtunities.

**tranzit** · 12-12-2005, 10:11 PM

did she have any big ass gnarly cold sores?

let me let you in on a little secret.. first of all i dont really belive that story.. you woulda been thrown out on your ass in any "trendy night club" i have ever been in by 4 ****ers as big as me for even going in the womens bathrooms. Now if indeed this story is true any girl who says i usualy dont do this and ill go even further.. any girl who would do that HAS done it before. I dont care how freaky they are.. i have known some straight up freaks as i am one myself.. and dont get me wrong.. aint nothin wrong with a little snally from a freaky hoe.. "protected of course" but NEVER think for a second that you are some brad pitt ass monster mack and this chick is just so over taken by you that she will do shit she normaly dosent do.... cuz that aint the case =)

**alphaman** · 12-12-2005, 10:29 PM

gay

j/k very admirable.

**kman** · 12-12-2005, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by tranzit

did she have any big ass gnarly cold sores?

let me let you in on a little secret.. first of all i dont really belive that story.. you woulda been thrown out on your ass in any "trendy night club" i have ever been in by 4 ****ers as big as me for even going in the womens bathrooms. Now if indeed this story is true any girl who says i usualy dont do this and ill go even further.. any girl who would do that HAS done it before. I dont care how freaky they are.. i have known some straight up freaks as i am one myself.. and dont get me wrong.. aint nothin wrong with a little snally from a freaky hoe.. "protected of course" but NEVER think for a second that you are some brad pitt ass monster mack and this chick is just so over taken by you that she will do shit she normaly dosent do.... cuz that aint the case =)

Guess you have not been to NYC, cause most of the trendy clubs/lounges have unisex bathrooms. Also she never said she usually does not do this. And trust me bro, if I was lying I would have said that she blew me in the bathroom, and then kissed one of my friends right after. CMON. Thanx for the support from everyone who thought I did the right thing, makes me feel better after all of the abuse I have been getting, but its cool, I probably would have ripped on someone if they started a thread like this, but once you are in a situation like that you really don't know how to respond till it happens to you. I still stick by my decision..

**Dalton5** · 12-12-2005, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by JR.SHRED

Hey if the girl is worth it then you did the right thing, think about if your girl cheated on you, you would probably flip. I would never cheat on my girl, I always think what if she did what I did, I am with you on this one kman also you turned her onto your friends, exactly what I would of done.

So what your trying to say is that your gay too?

J/K .....admirable, this guy should feel good about himself.

**SnaX** · 12-13-2005, 12:10 AM

I don't think you're gay, and here is some similar logic as to why:

If you get a BJ, and it sucks, then you know, whatever...
But on the other hand, if you get a Bj and it's real good, then you've got to realize that there were a lot of dicks in that mouth before yours.

You could have taken an alternate route to a bad resolution rather than saying no thanks to her.... use this line:

"If dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport"

or "Hey I had already heard that there's a party in your mouth and everyone's comming"

**Pinnacle** · 12-13-2005, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by SnaX

"If dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport"

bwhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha ha

**Tedbear981** · 12-13-2005, 04:13 AM

Wouldnt do it either.....I dont cheat(anymore)!

**MatrixGuy** · 12-13-2005, 12:44 PM

You did the right thing IMO. Well done.

**Slow~Mo** · 12-13-2005, 01:27 PM

It was a setup dude that chick knows your girlfriend and they was testing you.

You passed the test! Good job.

**Mesomorphyl** · 12-13-2005, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

If u are married, I understand.

If you are single, I am disappointed.

~SC~

check that... I am just disappointed. Marriage is so the woman doesnt sleep around... LMAO

**SnaX** · 12-13-2005, 06:15 PM

Haha, that reminds me that my old boss says "My wife is married, but I'm single".

**THE INCREDIBLE BULK** · 12-13-2005, 08:59 PM

YOU did the right thing my friend...once this GUY offered me a BJ in the club if I could guess what colour underwear he was wearing... I declined, and followed him out of the club and killed him with my bare hands....what a rush...then i went to jail for 15 years, and was offered MANY BJ's in the bathrooms....the irony....

**chest6** · 12-13-2005, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by THE INCREDIBLE BULK

YOU did the right thing my friend...once this GUY offered me a BJ in the club if I could guess what colour underwear he was wearing... I declined, and followed him out of the club and killed him with my bare hands....what a rush...then i went to jail for 15 years, and was offered MANY BJ's in the bathrooms....the irony....

**alphaman** · 12-13-2005, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by THE INCREDIBLE BULK

YOU did the right thing my friend...once this GUY offered me a BJ in the club if I could guess what colour underwear he was wearing... I declined, and followed him out of the club and killed him with my bare hands....what a rush...then i went to jail for 15 years, and was offered MANY BJ's in the bathrooms....the irony....

talk about homophobia.... sheesh. You probably shoulda let him give you the BJ. Think about how much happier you'd be if you were honest with yourself!

**juicy_brucy** · 12-13-2005, 10:28 PM

man, good on ya. She is a whore to be doing shit like that.... Where else has her mouth been? I would have done the same thing, cause I know my dick would be limp, thinking of all the others...

**DSM4Life** · 12-13-2005, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by kman

I was offered a BJ this weekend in the bathroom off a trendy NYC lounge this weekend. Went out for a guys night out, to go wild and crazy without the girlfriends, and this happens!!!!. She was also extremely hot, and did not look like your typical trashy girl that would offer this. Maybe it was the 3 bottles of champange talking, but she ask's me half way through the night "If you can remeber my name, I will suck you off in the bathroom"" I never remeber girls names when I meet them, but for some reason I remebered hers!!! AND
I DECLINED IT... yes I took the abuse all the way home from the fellas also, I just could not do it. All I kept thinking about was my girl, and how I would ever look her in the face if I did it. I also thought about how many guys this girl has sucked off in the bathroom, and I bugged out.
So bring on the flames, or advice on if I did the right thing.
P.S. like a good friend, I tried to pass it on to the boys but she was not interested.

I feel your pain, and i feel the flames turning my way. I love my girl to death as well and i would never cheat on her for the same reasons. I just couldnt hurt her like that, i flirt but thats it.

Ok anyway, the big X texts me on my phone here and there. Well it was getting little flirty but i told her before i would never cheat on my girl. She starts to tell me she wants to do a 3 some with me (with another chick) and doesnt care about my g/f. She would say nothing to her just wants to F around. (drum roll) i declined

**DSM4Life** · 12-13-2005, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by THE INCREDIBLE BULK

YOU did the right thing my friend...once this GUY offered me a BJ in the club if I could guess what colour underwear he was wearing... I declined, and followed him out of the club and killed him with my bare hands....what a rush...then i went to jail for 15 years, and was offered MANY BJ's in the bathrooms....the irony....

That's ashame.......they should have made it 25 years.

**Anna Bollick** · 12-14-2005, 12:14 PM

Silly boy! You should have taken it, Darling! Sometimes, very good relationships begin with less than a hummer in the loo.

Love and concern
(I don't think you're gay... HONEST!)
Anna