If I had a girl that looked loke this ...

[ripped4fsu]

If this woman looks like a dog, then I must see the kinds of chicks YOU date!



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Oh sure... she looks decent dolled up and posed with the unibrow plucked and her mustache shaved... as long as you can afford her maintenance you're good, but I bet she'd scare the shit out of you on a sunday morning three days out from her last make up session.

[SwoleCat]

Bruh, same can be said about 95% of Hollywood.

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[ripped4fsu]

haha! you are so right my man... and in the pics she is hot, but its so easy to look thru it and see what she really looks like. I guess my problem with her is she trys too hard, her beauty looks forced like a doll. But taste in chicks is one area guys differ greatly... hell I bet there's a bro out there pounding his pud to a Janet Reno screen saver!

[SwoleCat]

I don't think any guy is that stupid.

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[Keyser Sozey]

I'd pretty much bang 'em all.

[ripped4fsu]

I'd pretty much bang 'em all.

you spoke too soon swole... we got our man!

[SwoleCat]

Doh!!!!



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[heavyrotation92]

you spoke too soon swole... we got our man!

:lol

on a side note...

I cant decide whether to do new years stag or take a chick. i just wanna make sure i get my new years hump on at the end of the night. should i roll the dice and fly solo?

[SwoleCat]

Where are you going that night and what are you going to do?

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[Keyser Sozey]

you spoke too soon swole... we got our man!

Hahaha, I wouldn't even plug Janet Reno with your member and swole pushing.

[heavyrotation92]

Where are you going that night and what are you going to do?

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some swanky club/bar.

a friend reserved a big table for 500 bucks, yes i said 500 bucks for a freakin table! we are also taking out my buddies 14 pass limo. pullin some ladies wont be the problem, makin sure one of them stays the night would be the harder part. and no, dont suggest a roofie colata pervs...

[SwoleCat]

I'd never suggest gettin' a girl high on any date rape type shit, just use your natural game!

Have a few girls in mind you know you can call, perhaps call 1/2/3 of them at various times of the evening, tell them you were thinking of them, what do they think about spending new years together later on, etc. If something else comes through that's new while you are out, you don't have to call them back. But, if nothing is happening and it's dead later w/no chicks, then you have a few you've already put on point.



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[chest6]

oh cmon why u gotta mention janet reno there went my wood....


kidding!

[G-Force]

If I had a girl that looked like this, treated me good, was funny, smart and intelligent, walked around the house dressed like this on sundays.....................................I probably wouldn't be posting here today.

i do have a girl that looks like that

[G-Force]

Oh sure... she looks decent dolled up and posed with the unibrow plucked and her mustache shaved... as long as you can afford her maintenance you're good, but I bet she'd scare the shit out of you on a sunday morning three days out from her last make up session.

she could scare the shit outta me anytime she wanted

[ANAB0LICdisruption]

hahah thats funny bc i do and she was just wearing a thong with a sweater and long chistmas socks