Page 4 of 7 FirstFirst 1234567 LastLast
Results 121 to 160 of 245
  1. #121
    Poison Ivy's Avatar
    Poison Ivy is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Around The World
    Posts
    651
    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Oh the way I could "GO THERE", but I won't.



    ~SC~




    why not for the fact the rest has already join it... you dont want to ruin their games... right?


    Too many clowns in here. I feel like I am in a circus. lol

  2. #122
    USfighterFC's Avatar
    USfighterFC is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Brooklyn, NY
    Posts
    6,175
    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    anyone?

    LMAO i thought it was funny but the thread is moving so damn fast I couldn't give you props.....now that your fishing I may as well take the bait.

  3. #123
    Flexor is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    L'Inghilterra
    Posts
    1,611
    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    anyone?
    Check my post above. I'm going to find out in a couple of hours, I've got some premium rich peanut butter here.

  4. #124
    SwoleCat is offline AR Hall of Fame
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Posts
    25,737
    You? In a circus?

    NOOOOO!!



    ~SC~

  5. #125
    *Narkissos*'s Avatar
    *Narkissos* is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Barbados
    Posts
    16,240
    Quote Originally Posted by Flexor
    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Is it considered cheating on your girlfriend if you put peanut butter on your nuts and let your dog lick it off?

    I've always wondered.
    Hmm, not sure. I'll go to my gf's house and try it in front of her parents with their long-time family pet...
    That's cool..

    Next you have to try screwing a sofa.. or a vacuum cleaner.

    You're not a man until you've porked at least one piece of furniture.

  6. #126
    Gra's Avatar
    Gra
    Gra is offline Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Norway...
    Posts
    705
    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    anyone?
    No, I don`t think it is, so your ok

  7. #127
    decadbal's Avatar
    decadbal is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    North Charlotte
    Posts
    11,491
    giving myself head... i am certain i am the first person to do that...

  8. #128
    USfighterFC's Avatar
    USfighterFC is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Brooklyn, NY
    Posts
    6,175
    screwing a sofa LMAO!!!

  9. #129
    Flexor is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    L'Inghilterra
    Posts
    1,611
    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    That's cool..

    Next you have to try screwing a sofa.. or a vacuum cleaner.

    You're not a man until you've porked at least one piece of furniture.
    Oh shit, too late man. I just did that last night because I couldn't get any, damn.

  10. #130
    Booz's Avatar
    Booz is offline AR-Elite Hall of Famer
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    E London,no SOURCES given
    Posts
    15,070
    who really gives a sh*t what she posts this is the lounge is it not???

  11. #131
    Hackamaniac's Avatar
    Hackamaniac is offline King Without a Crown ~
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Show Me State
    Posts
    6,728
    losuh lol

  12. #132
    Gra's Avatar
    Gra
    Gra is offline Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Norway...
    Posts
    705
    Guess I were wrong in this one. This tread is so funny, and grows like jr on viagra


    Quote Originally Posted by Flexor
    DOn't post?? when it turns into this much of a laugh? haha

  13. #133
    Hackamaniac's Avatar
    Hackamaniac is offline King Without a Crown ~
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Show Me State
    Posts
    6,728
    that was directed at nark but you'll too damn quick lol

  14. #134
    Poison Ivy's Avatar
    Poison Ivy is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Around The World
    Posts
    651
    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    You? In a circus?

    NOOOOO!!



    ~SC~


    yup... i am one of the audience ..while you and your other clowns partners perform....

  15. #135
    Flexor is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    L'Inghilterra
    Posts
    1,611
    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    that was directed at gra but you'll too damn quick
    yeah everybody is so damn premature!

  16. #136
    USfighterFC's Avatar
    USfighterFC is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Brooklyn, NY
    Posts
    6,175
    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
    yup... i am one of the audience ..while you and your other clowns partners perform....

    You mean you're the bearded lady?

  17. #137
    Hackamaniac's Avatar
    Hackamaniac is offline King Without a Crown ~
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Show Me State
    Posts
    6,728
    explosions everwhere lol

  18. #138
    SwoleCat is offline AR Hall of Fame
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Posts
    25,737
    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
    yup... i am one of the audience ..while you and your other clowns partners perform....
    Oh, so you're a fluffer then.



    ~SC~

  19. #139
    Flexor is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    L'Inghilterra
    Posts
    1,611
    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    explosions everwhere lol
    Oops that wasn't yoghurt

  20. #140
    *Narkissos*'s Avatar
    *Narkissos* is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Barbados
    Posts
    16,240
    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    giving myself head... i am certain i am the first person to do that...

    That's some sick shit...

    How many weeks of stretching did you have to do beforehand?

  21. #141
    Poison Ivy's Avatar
    Poison Ivy is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Around The World
    Posts
    651
    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Oh, so you're a fluffer then.



    ~SC~

    pshhh I already told you....


    I like bashing and taking the feathers out of the pillow.... listen and learn Mister...

  22. #142
    Hackamaniac's Avatar
    Hackamaniac is offline King Without a Crown ~
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Show Me State
    Posts
    6,728
    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    You mean you're the bearded lady?

  23. #143
    Hackamaniac's Avatar
    Hackamaniac is offline King Without a Crown ~
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Show Me State
    Posts
    6,728
    goo one flex that face cracks me up

  24. #144
    SwoleCat is offline AR Hall of Fame
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Posts
    25,737
    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
    pshhh I already told you....


    I like f&*&# and *&^$ing the shit out of you.. listen and learn Mister...
    It's pretty damn good for me too.



    ~SC~

  25. #145
    *Narkissos*'s Avatar
    *Narkissos* is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Barbados
    Posts
    16,240
    Quote Originally Posted by Flexor
    Oh shit, too late man. I just did that last night because I couldn't get any, damn.
    I'm a sofa connosieur.

    What's your favorite type?

    I'm pretty partial to the furry type cushions... They feel like the real thing.

    A little jergens down the middle and you're in heaven

  26. #146
    Flexor is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    L'Inghilterra
    Posts
    1,611
    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    goo one flex that face cracks me up
    yeh me too

    Hey this is the new whore thread, its a lot funnier too, and endorsed fully by the mods.

  27. #147
    USfighterFC's Avatar
    USfighterFC is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Brooklyn, NY
    Posts
    6,175
    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    It's pretty damn good for me too.



    ~SC~

    Farting and biting the shit outta you?!?!!

    EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  28. #148
    Hackamaniac's Avatar
    Hackamaniac is offline King Without a Crown ~
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Show Me State
    Posts
    6,728
    Quote Originally Posted by Flexor
    yeh me too

    Hey this is the new whore thread, its a lot funnier too, and endorsed fully by the mods.
    no doubt so whore it up

  29. #149
    Flexor is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    L'Inghilterra
    Posts
    1,611
    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    I'm a sofa connosieur.

    What's your favorite type?

    I'm pretty partial to the furry type cushions... They feel like the real thing.

    A little jergens down the middle and you're in heaven
    Well I'm a big fan of leather actually, the machined cotton joinings are something else.

    A dog awaits my presence

  30. #150
    Poison Ivy's Avatar
    Poison Ivy is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Around The World
    Posts
    651
    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    It's pretty damn good for me too.



    ~SC~



    I have better though with the guy on the 100th floor on a coma.






  31. #151
    Phreak101's Avatar
    Phreak101 is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    2,056
    Quote Originally Posted by Flexor
    yeh me too

    Hey this is the new whore thread, its a lot funnier too, and endorsed fully by the mods.
    I love it! I'm so happy everyone is enjoying themselves. (bows)

  32. #152
    Flexor is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    L'Inghilterra
    Posts
    1,611
    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    Farting and biting the shit outta you?!?!!

    EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    haaaaaaaaaaahahah

    Who doesn't like that?

  33. #153
    USfighterFC's Avatar
    USfighterFC is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Brooklyn, NY
    Posts
    6,175
    Look at the whores.......moving so quick to spread their whoriness to other threads.

  34. #154
    SwoleCat is offline AR Hall of Fame
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Posts
    25,737
    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
    I have better though with the guy on the 100th floor on a coma.





    Messin' w/a guy in a coma.

    Wow, u do have issues!!!



    ~SC~

  35. #155
    Hackamaniac's Avatar
    Hackamaniac is offline King Without a Crown ~
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Show Me State
    Posts
    6,728
    ya know

  36. #156
    Flexor is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    L'Inghilterra
    Posts
    1,611
    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    Look at the whores.......moving so quick to spread their whoriness to other threads.
    yeh man, but chest has arrived here too late and he's missed the funny shit

  37. #157
    USfighterFC's Avatar
    USfighterFC is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Brooklyn, NY
    Posts
    6,175
    She nailed him in the ass from what i heard

  38. #158
    Flexor is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    L'Inghilterra
    Posts
    1,611
    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Messin' w/a guy in a coma.

    Wow, u do have issues!!!



    ~SC~
    haha, you turned her joke into something serious. Nice reversal there

  39. #159
    USfighterFC's Avatar
    USfighterFC is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Brooklyn, NY
    Posts
    6,175
    Quote Originally Posted by Flexor
    yeh man, but chest has arrived here too late and he's missed the funny shit

    Ahh man its over....this thread has officially turned "Whore"

  40. #160
    Hackamaniac's Avatar
    Hackamaniac is offline King Without a Crown ~
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Show Me State
    Posts
    6,728
    what up chest

Page 4 of 7 FirstFirst 1234567 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 5 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 5 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •