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**ryamigo** · 01-24-2006, 09:13 PM

actually, just about everything's an issue with church girls

**kloter1** · 01-24-2006, 09:28 PM

dated a church gal once

blew me the first night

gitter dun

**Surfstud18** · 01-25-2006, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by Grappler13

We all have our temptations. God forgives and grants strength and perserverence but you gotta try. Get rid of the porn: throw it all away and get away from the computer. Do a hundred push-ups everytime you think about it. Punish your appetites lest they punish you (Not my wisdom, I think Ovid said it). I know: porn can be addictive: damned coked up hotties with there slutty ways!

YESSSS Brother I love you!! Not gonna let that is some words of encouragement right there

**Surfstud18** · 01-25-2006, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

Im dating a church girl.. Im going to marry her.. but then again im a church guy LOL

Seee me tooo but this wait is KILLING ME

**PrairieDawg** · 01-25-2006, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by Surfstud18

Well because of her faith she doesn't believe in boyfriends or any of that. She believes in courtship. Guy ask the girls dad if he can pursue dad says ask the ask the girls she say's yes they court/date parents make the rules such as only hugs can hold hands that kinda thing you guys date/court for awhile like each get married.

wtf? people still do that?

**Surfstud18** · 01-25-2006, 12:12 AM

Yeah people still do that lol

**Mizfit** · 01-25-2006, 12:14 AM

Your fooling ur self dude

**Surfstud18** · 01-25-2006, 12:16 AM

But it's kinda what I believe too I just hate the process

**PrairieDawg** · 01-25-2006, 12:21 AM

hey if you both share the same beliefs, lifestyle, etc and thats what you're looking for then why not? My theory is girls are like the bus, if you miss one another one will be along 10 minutes later. But you're not going to meet too many girls like that nowadays.

**Surfstud18** · 01-25-2006, 12:22 AM

That's what makes it amazing and meaningful it's this wait process that kills me but it's the same wait process that makes it worth it

**Surfstud18** · 01-25-2006, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by kloter1

dated a church gal once

blew me the first night

gitter dun

haha GITTTERRR DUNNN

**Schwarz** · 01-26-2006, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by Surfstud18

Fellas I need advice. Has any of your tried to get with a Church girl. This girl is like soooo gorgeous and I want to marry her haha She's never had a boyfriend her whole life never been kissed anything. I've been like meeting up with her dad for like breakfest or lunch and we just talk about church stuff. AHHHHH Any tips haha

You're screwed either way bro. If you do get with this girl you probably ain't gonna get anything outta her. Those legs and lips of hers must be welded shut by now if she ain't used them already. On the other hand if by some miracle of satan you manage to fvck her then your soul will be damned forever! You can't win bro..... Stick to the town slapper...a sure thing and even if you fvck her in the poop hole god won't mind!

**Kale** · 01-26-2006, 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by Schwarz

You're screwed either way bro. If you do get with this girl you probably ain't gonna get anything outta her. Those legs and lips of hers must be welded shut by now if she ain't used them already. On the other hand if by some miracle of satan you manage to fvck her then your soul will be damned forever! You can't win bro..... Stick to the town slapper...a sure thing and even if you fvck her in the poop hole god won't mind!

Only a POM would say that

**Schwarz** · 01-26-2006, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by Kale

Only a POM would say that

POM???

**MASTER** · 01-26-2006, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by Kale

Only a POM would say that

U aint an aussie u cant call us pommes!

**MASTER** · 01-26-2006, 09:00 AM

And as for the church bird, go for it bro! I aint into any of that church crap, but it would be cool to date a girl thats all innocent and shit. I cant help wanting to beat the shit out of guys that girls im dating have fvcked b4, but u clearly wont have that problem!

**novastepp** · 01-26-2006, 04:14 PM

hey man you got this, patience does pay off, and if someone says it doesn't they either 1. aren't patient enough or 2. haven't waited long enough. Just remember to keep that very small edge of her knowing that you want to throw her ass off of every wall in your place, or you might end up like all her "friends" at church. But do it very subtly because of the faith. I love church girls, you can do it, just be different in an attractive way. and... talk to girls that are like her at church, or other churches and find out what they think is attractive or sexy, and then BE IT... oh yeah workin the family does work......

Next stop on the Pussy Slammin' Express......

YOUR DICK!!!!!!

**Surfstud18** · 01-26-2006, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by novastepp

hey man you got this, patience does pay off, and if someone says it doesn't they either 1. aren't patient enough or 2. haven't waited long enough. Just remember to keep that very small edge of her knowing that you want to throw her ass off of every wall in your place, or you might end up like all her "friends" at church. But do it very subtly because of the faith. I love church girls, you can do it, just be different in an attractive way. and... talk to girls that are like her at church, or other churches and find out what they think is attractive or sexy, and then BE IT... oh yeah workin the family does work......

Next stop on the Pussy Slammin' Express......

YOUR DICK!!!!!!

haha NICE!!!

**fullypaully** · 01-26-2006, 06:18 PM

well u know usally the good girls are the ones who turn bad, they are little freaks in the bedroom, but the good thing about good girls like that is that thye dont cheat on you

**fullypaully** · 01-26-2006, 06:18 PM

and they end up loving to to deathh lol

**aadrenaline** · 01-26-2006, 06:21 PM

git r dun! those r the best girls!!! kinda like remember going on vacation in high school you meet all these girls that are such goodie goodies at home but on vacation they dont know anybody nobody is ever gonna see them again and they go NUTS...closet freaks i love vacation<3

**Surfstud18** · 01-26-2006, 06:24 PM

Now youu speaking my language

I love thiss girlll MMMM HMMM a year to go and a couple cycles i'll be huge and married YESS

**SnaX** · 01-27-2006, 01:53 AM

If you truely love her, then congrats. I hope all works out for the best.
I've never been in love myself, but I'm sure one day i will be, but wont force it. just going with the flow now, since i'm finally fessing up for my sins myself.

Take care bro.

**crash187ct** · 01-27-2006, 10:05 AM

it is your responsibility to break her in

**Surfstud18** · 01-27-2006, 06:09 PM

I live at this place haha I don't think a day goes by that i'm not at this site YESSS Thank you all for the love and input.

**1buffsob** · 01-27-2006, 06:52 PM

I spent last semester in Oklahoma. For those of you who don't know, Oklahoma is the bible belt of America. Religion can be found everywhere you turn. But Oklahoma also has the highest teen pregnancy rates of all 50 states. Hmmmmm.....

I have never met any girls so freaky as the "church" girls down there.

**1buffsob** · 01-27-2006, 06:58 PM

Surf, I just noticed you're in Westminister. I'm in Aurora,CO right now man. What church do you go to that you find gorgeous women who haven't had a boyfriend and don't kiss? I'm not looking to steel her or anything, but I didn't know women like that existed in Colorado.

**Diezed** · 01-28-2006, 02:58 PM

do not devirginize her unless ur trying to get married. cuz her dad will probably kill u

**Kale** · 01-28-2006, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by MastaAce

U aint an aussie u cant call us pommes!

Yes I am !!!! Melbourne, Australia originaly but I live in SIngapore now

**Kale** · 01-28-2006, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by Schwarz

POM???

Pommies used to eat pomegranites to prevent scurvy on the trips to the antipodies (Australia). Apparently they used limes for the same reason going to the US and so got the name limies. Just goes to show brits are a bit fruity