You'ze a Forum Shopper!

[SwoleCat]

Based on the release by 50 Cent.
Composed by ~SC~.......

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CHORUS:

You'ze a forum shopper
mad at me, I think I know why
you'ze a forum shopper
at A.R.com tellin' nuthin' but lies
Come on you'ze a forum shopper
at the sign up page, lookin' for a new style
Come on you'ze a forum shopper
mad as sh*t when we smell it from a mile......

FIRST 16 BARS:
Summertime the forums get crowded it's filthy
People get called out, they're fake and they're guilty
It's funny how newbies get to talkin' that mad shit
Anyhow they post, u can see, it's that same b*tch
I get down the same way that ~SC~ always has
Big biceps, lots a' money and all that jazz
you know the people here don't sleep cuz we up on game
tryin' to fool us is like a miserable damn shame
It ain't my fault you went and done got banned
you're a stupid idiot who just got shit-canned
everybody mad when their account gets shut down
create another usename and get x'ed out ya assclown
Cuz we got the panel open, you can see the fake ass tricks
Man, when we're surfin' surfin'
shut the cheesedick up, you can see the suspension come
Man, when we rollin' rollin'.......

CHORUS:
You'ze a forum shopper
mad at me, I think I know why
you'ze a forum shopper
at A.R.com tellin' nuthin' but lies
Come on you'ze a forum shopper
at the sign up page, lookin' for a new style
Come on you'ze a forum shopper
mad as sh*t when we smell it from a mile......

N E 1 else w/some talent that wants to come up w/the second set of bars, have at it!



~SC~

[ttuprincess]

OMG thats some funny shit!

[SwoleCat]

If you have ever heard the real song and know the melody to it, it reads all the better!

~SC~

[ttuprincess]

nope never heard it

[MatrixGuy]

SC, do you have any other hidden talents we don't know about

[SwoleCat]

Mmmm, yeah, but you have to wait for the DVD exclusively.



~SC~

[USfighterFC]

Lmao

[SwoleCat]

I knew USFC could relate!

~SC~

[FranKieC]

hahhaha Nice

[SwoleCat]

Someone get the other bars!

~SC~

[USfighterFC]

i gotta listen to the song real quick to make sure it goes with it.

[BeerBaron]

hahahaha ohh man. That's the hardest I've laughed all day.

[Anabolic CEO]

Second 17 Bars

Bros Love me in the gym as soon as I pop in
They come scoop me up in AR and I hop in
When it comes to bad acne I know you got them
Some from Hormones, some from Oil, some from Poppin
You know the girls wanna see Anabolic CEO with his shirt off
After that 5 hour workout from New York
You start poppin shit on your back like a pimple man
Tell her to meet you at the Dermatologist so you can do your thing
She can bring the Accutane with her I suppose
And you can go from fully dressed to just having no clothes
She can run and tell her best friend bout your zits man
Her best friend could potentially pop all of them
Listen man, zits change
I came up from doing my thang
Homey Your squeezin, squeezin, squeezin
shit man, the creams are cleanin you
For your pores get swollen, swollen, swollen

[Chorus]
You's a Blemish popper
Mad at me, I think I know why
You's a Blemish popper
In the drug store, looking at creams you can't buy
You's a Blemish popper
In the Doctors, trying to get Test prescribed
You's a Blemish popper
Mad as **** when you see me not shy.


There you go Swole...

[BuffHottieNtheMaking]

EWWW.... funny....!!!! Good Job CEO!!!

[SwoleCat]

CEO was ON IT!!!



~SC~

[Anabolic CEO]

Ooohhhhhhh..........thats a sick ass song right there folks.

[lucabratzi]

in the drug store lookin at creams u cant buy, thats some ****in funny ass shit man...u should start ghost writtin for 50...

[AnabolicAndre]

wow them be sum dope ass rhymes.

ha who AM i kidding I am as white as they come

[TADOLFI]

Don't know if it goes with the rhythm exactly, but here's 16...

Gotta story bout the price I'd pay
Had it crash from some TV gay
Talkin bout my boy on MTV
show did nothin but enrage me
Ain't no truth to the public sector
Don't know a thing bout our nectar
Scan the board and see who's a tard
The way they write - it ain't so hard
Trust in god is what they say
Trustin the bros is more my way
Listen up - ya'll know it's cool
Build a base or you're a fool
Workin hard's what you need to do
Big ass weights - it's all on you
So stack the plates if you got the balls
You're the hero when that last rep calls

[needmorestrength]

lmao at swole = cheesdick LOL

[Keyser Sozey]

That was good stuff, Tad.

[SwoleCat]

Up top for the recent BANNEES!!!!

~SC~

[collar]

their all good...
tad i like the bit where it says

"Trust in god is what they say
Trustin the bros is more my way"

thats good....

[chest6]

yeah...cool rap dude

hey..how many actual words are in there?

[chest6]

Kalo-who are you?

[Liftnainez]

lol some ppl.. get a life

[tonytone]

who is this dude?

[24labor]

This is the shit I knew would happen losers come out of nowhere and talk crap now that people are defenseless. O well anyone who is anyone knows your the man swole as with the other mods

[rake922]

I'm watching

[Liftnainez]

theer are many threads going around with what the forum considers "illegal" nothing is being done to stop it.. wonder why...

[chest6]

Mods get demoted. What happens? Members that have had beef with mods start talking shit at will because they know the (former)mods cannot do anything about it. We have what..4 admins? Im sure thats enough to do anything if a member gets out of line..

[24labor]

Mods get demoted. What happens? Members that have had beef with mods start talking shit at will because they know the (former)mods cannot do anything about it. We have what..4 admins? Im sure thats enough to do anything if a member gets out of line..

yea chest I was wondering where you were all day

[chest6]

yea chest I was wondering where you were all day

work for 8 hours..pretty much every day since begining of may..

[24labor]

work for 8 hours..pretty much every day since begining of may..

Ouch man I got canned without even being told from my job when I got back from school. OMG it's the same thing here thats funny

[HORSE~]

Dont act like Mr. Moderator now just because you have a "Scout" title. Man I see this getting old fast..

I stated my opinion and paid a compliment take it how you will

[Liftnainez]

I just dont know how this will help the site more.. i could care less but now there are going to be "illegal" things going on.. open ugls everywhere, dumb ass questioons, illegal links.. like i said I could care LESS, but for the sake of the board this move was a dumb one..

[24labor]

I just dont know how this will help the site more.. i could care less but now there are going to be "illegal" things going on.. open ugls everywhere, dumb ass questioons, illegal links.. like i said I could care LESS, but for the sake of the board this move was a dumb one..

I'm not a fan either I mean it's Brian's site so it's his call but why change a good thing

[chest6]

I stated my opinion and paid a compliment take it how you will

Let me ask you this. Why do you need a fancy red name and title to report a post or try to be a good member?

[Liftnainez]

I'm not a fan either I mean it's Brian's site so it's his call but why change a good thing

yea I know its his site, but i would think that he would at least LISTEN to people that have been hear for a while, who know whats going on.. like u said if its not broken why fix it

[RA]

BADASS323 we all hate you so please don't post again.

Hows it going swole?