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  1. 02-05-2006, 09:40 PM #1
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    cheating on your wife.....

    is a lot like cheating on your diet. First off the two are very similar, marriage and a hardcore diet. Both are long term commitments that both have there positives and negatives. When you cheat on your wife with some hot ass slut or cheat on your diet with some sweet, fat glazed doughnut, it feels great while you are doing it and you dont care what negative effects it might have on you. After it is all said and done and you have had your fair share of that cheap sexy slut, or that good ass chinese buffet, you find yourself guilty and wondering why the **** you did that. Here you have your wife or diet that has been good to you, stood by you, and made you what you are today and you go pull some stupid shit like that. Then the guilt sets in. You start to think damn why did I cheat. I was doing so well. Then you suck it up, go back home to your trusty wife/diet that is always there no matter what. And you start back fresh, UNTIL you are tempted again by some other slut or candy bar and you have another CHEAT DAY!
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    What? Why would you even cheat on your signifcant other?
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    im sorry but i cant compare a female to food, and you can always break on a diet and go on vacation a wife is always there
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  4. 02-05-2006, 09:46 PM #4
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    hahaha, yeah fellas It wasnt really meant to be real serious, I was just making a little comparison thats all. I know food is much more important than a significant other. JK simma da na.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abstrack
    What? Why would you even cheat on your signifcant other?

    seriously, cheatin=evil
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    cheat on your diet...everything is back to normal in a couple days...

    Cheat on your lady...its never the same...

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    Quote Originally Posted by swizole
    is a lot like cheating on your diet. First off the two are very similar, marriage and a hardcore diet. Both are long term commitments that both have there positives and negatives. When you cheat on your wife with some hot ass slut or cheat on your diet with some sweet, fat glazed doughnut, it feels great while you are doing it and you dont care what negative effects it might have on you. After it is all said and done and you have had your fair share of that cheap sexy slut, or that good ass chinese buffet, you find yourself guilty and wondering why the **** you did that. Here you have your wife or diet that has been good to you, stood by you, and made you what you are today and you go pull some stupid shit like that. Then the guilt sets in. You start to think damn why did I cheat. I was doing so well. Then you suck it up, go back home to your trusty wife/diet that is always there no matter what. And you start back fresh, UNTIL you are tempted again by some other slut or candy bar and you have another CHEAT DAY!
    Whats worse is when you eat the doughnut of the hot ass sluts pussy, now that is just double wrong !!!
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    haha, good point
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    hahahah hilarious....nice comparison.....OBVISIOULY its a joke boyz
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  10. 02-05-2006, 11:14 PM #10
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    If my man ever cheats on me I will just make sure he is sucking his food from a straw in a hospital bed for the rest of his life........then he would have neither good food or good sex.
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    Wow hotstuff, I just looked at your post count and was like DAYUMMMM!!! I think you have beaten the all mighty Swole Cat!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD HAPPEN!!!! And i was like " Ahhhh, im almost to 1000 posts!" This blew me out of the water!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotstuff
    If my man ever cheats on me I will just make sure he is sucking his food from a straw in a hospital bed for the rest of his life........then he would have neither good food or good sex.
    he he someone means buisness!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotstuff
    If my man ever cheats on me I will just make sure he is sucking his food from a straw in a hospital bed for the rest of his life........then he would have neither good food or good sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by legobricks
    Wow hotstuff, I just looked at your post count and was like DAYUMMMM!!! I think you have beaten the all mighty Swole Cat!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD HAPPEN!!!! And i was like " Ahhhh, im almost to 1000 posts!" This blew me out of the water!
    her post count is as fake as a pair of new tits.
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    yes, but the diet will not turn around and cheat on you. i am not married, but have been in a few cheating wars with girlfriends. fukk that, i'll take the donut.
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    mannn i just cheated today
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    with a double meat double cheese samich
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    im hungry now
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  20. 02-06-2006, 07:29 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    her post count is as fake as a pair of new tits.
    some of you guys take this post count stuff a little too seriously. lighten up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotstuff
    some of you guys take this post count stuff a little too seriously. lighten up.
    I have a penis envy thing going on with you and the post count thing...




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  22. 02-06-2006, 08:19 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotstuff
    If my man ever cheats on me I will just make sure he is sucking his food from a straw in a hospital bed for the rest of his life........then he would have neither good food or good sex.
    i agree
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    Lmao! Not exactly a realistic comparison tho unless your an absolute bastard!
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    Bad analogy

    You didn't take vows with your diet;
    Your diet doesnt have feelings;
    your diet doesn't love you and trust you.

    Your cravings are the temptation. Watch it, habits turn into character and cheating is a habit that can get out of hand.

    Trample thy vices underneath ye and make of them a ladder.

    If you're cheating on your wife, there's someone better out there for her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grappler13
    Trample thy vices underneath ye and make of them a ladder.
    Can I get an AMEN!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Can I get an AMEN!


    AMEN!
    AMEN bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grappler13
    You didn't take vows with your diet;
    Your diet doesnt have feelings;
    your diet doesn't love you and trust you.

    Your cravings are the temptation. Watch it, habits turn into character and cheating is a habit that can get out of hand.

    Trample thy vices underneath ye and make of them a ladder.

    If you're cheating on your wife, there's someone better out there for her.

    Well put. We Wrestlers are usually honorable men.
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    The saddest thing is She is cheating on you with the owner of Dunkin Donuts.

    OOOPS !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grappler13
    If you're cheating on your wife, there's someone better out there for her.
    LOVE IT!!!
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    if you cheat, blame it on the white man
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    The saddest thing is She is cheating on you with the owner of Dunkin Donuts.

    OOOPS !

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    hahaha Thats funny as shit
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    hey, i just noticed you are from GA... what part man..
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    Brunswick, bout 10 minutes from st. simmons island
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    nice, can i stay with u on st patties day..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    cheat on your diet...everything is back to normal in a couple days...

    Cheat on your lady...its never the same...

    exactly
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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    if you cheat, blame it on the white man
    damn i wish i could get away w saying something like that about "the black man" But i would b racist if i did that. Even if it was a joke!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    nice, can i stay with u on st patties day..lol
    hell yeah, My aunt lives in Savannah and they get crazy as hell on St. Patricks day. I am sure I will go stay with her. come join the fun brotha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hardgainer12
    damn i wish i could get away w saying something like that about "the black man" But i would b racist if i did that. Even if it was a joke!!!
    black men are only blamed for high crime rates and fatherless children... the rest the white man did
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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    black men are only blamed for high crime rates and fatherless children... the rest the white man did
    societies racism is now being shifted to my people.. the ever-so-oppressed arabs

    luckily all were blamed for his hard work ethic, efficient overpacking of vehicles & the ownership of cab services/7-11 's
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    your an arab... what kind? afganistan, bc if i shot one of your cousins... then he shot at me first
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