a few things to think about

[Hard Head]

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought
about.


*Can you cry under water?

*How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

* Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?

*Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

*What disease did cured ham actually have?

*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?

*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?

*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

*Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

*Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.

*Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

*If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?

*Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

*Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

*Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!

*If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?

*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

*If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

*Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
( Why did you just try singing the two songs above?)

*Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?

[steve0]

funny stuff, good read

[legobricks]

LMAO!!! Seriously funny sh*t man!

[RuhlFreak55]

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought
about.


*Can you cry under water?

yes...just wont be as noticable

*How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

i would say you must hold a governmental office...

* Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?

uncle sam.....he takes everything

*Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

nope if there is a heaven everyone is naked...(and furthermore the fat people and fit people are separated)

*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

ummm.......round boxes aren't practical to make?

*What disease did cured ham actually have?

the raw disease.....very deadly

*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?

intelligent people tend to do that....skip over commonsense things in lieu of big accomplishments

*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?

oh......i've got nothing on that one

*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

lol.....yep it is

*Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

another good one....dunno

*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

because people are stupid

*Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.

hmmmm no experience here......been to a doctor once

*Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

good question.....doesn't make sense at all seeing as a bra holds two things with one unit anyway.....

*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Martians enjoy everything burnt....even toast

*If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?

because his story needed to be told apparently.....i don't even know what cracking corn is...

*Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

LOL....if i were driving i would

*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

one of thos smart people things again....overlooking the obvious

*Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

.....that's just wrong...and it could be contrued as a sexual gesture i would think

*Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!

goofy was in one of thos "accidents" like on hulk.....only different

*If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?

acme is his sponsor......it was all free

*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

babies....

*If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

yup.....i think so

*Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
( Why did you just try singing the two songs above?)

i didn't sing them.....i thought them

*Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

huh? i'm confused

*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?

LOL yeah my Rott does that all the time...

[RuhlFreak55]

oops.......i was trying to quote each one and answer......ooops sorry

[SVTMuscle*]

*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

that just made my night LOL!!

[elmerhendershot]

very deep

[decadbal]

jack handies

[KhrisiGirl]

That was soooo funny. I needed to laugh. Thanks.

[spencer]

That was soooo funny. I needed to laugh. Thanks.

orr u feelin down??

[spencer]

funny thread too

[chest6]

haha ive heard some of those before but theyre still go od

[SVTMuscle*]

orr u feelin down??

let me guess, your there for her!

[spencer]

shoulder to cry on. why not

[decadbal]

crying is for girls