"I got a buddy who is about 3 times your size"

[stayinstacked]

We've all heard this one before, always the guy w/ the buddy who is 350 and 6% bodyfat, yet we never see him. I think this is something out of shape people tell us to feel better about themselves, pretty funny shit.

[stocky121]

that's not hard i'am only 5'6

[chest6]

How about.."I was about your size when I was your age" they always add "maybe a little bigger" and always say how strong they were blah blah.

[decadbal]

haha, my girls dad told me that shit like 2 weeks ago, he has no legs, hasnt had em since he was 10. he told me, that when he was my age, he was my size with washboard abs. i was like u weigh 245lb with abs.. he was like yep... i was like you must have been drinkin alot then cripple. you aint shit..

[benmooreben]

who wants to be a man whos 5ft 5 with alot of muscles. Women dont like short guys, well maybe the ugly ones!

[decadbal]

women dont like short guys, women like all guys. u get em drunk enough and you have a shot, havnt you been to college bro

[Tren Bull]

We've all heard this one before, always the guy w/ the buddy who is 350 and 6% bodyfat, yet we never see him. I think this is something out of shape people tell us to feel better about themselves, pretty funny shit.

oh god, ive heard sh_t like that many many times.

[aadrenaline]

who wants to be a man whos 5ft 5 with alot of muscles. Women dont like short guys, well maybe the ugly ones!

what? 5' 7"-5'8"ish never had a problem with girls..

[BeerBaron]

haha, my girls dad told me that shit like 2 weeks ago, he has no legs, hasnt had em since he was 10. he told me, that when he was my age, he was my size with washboard abs. i was like u weigh 245lb with abs.. he was like yep... i was like you must have been drinkin alot then cripple. you aint shit..

hahahaha If you really said that you are the man.

[C_Bino]

When I lived with some old bastard in the summer on a school co-op he was I think 11lbs and 6'0". I am not over exaggerating either, he could barely afford food so he didnt eat much. He told me oh ya i used to go to the gym everyday, i was curling 70's and was just ripped etc etc. I mean c'mon that is just complete bullshit, he didnt even know what protein was. I mean I curl 70's right now but i do roids lol. That kinda stuff jus makes me mad, but also makes me laugh.

-Bino

[DSM4Life]

who wants to be a man whos 5ft 5 with alot of muscles. Women dont like short guys, well maybe the ugly ones!

Speak for yourself. I am 5'6 and the ladies have no problems with it.

[Tren Bull]

When I lived with some old bastard in the summer on a school co-op he was I think 11lbs and 6'0". I am not over exaggerating either, he could barely afford food so he didnt eat much. He told me oh ya i used to go to the gym everyday, i was curling 70's and was just ripped etc etc. I mean c'mon that is just complete bullshit, he didnt even know what protein was. I mean I curl 70's right now but i do roids lol. That kinda stuff jus makes me mad, but also makes me laugh.

-Bino

skinny boy curling 70's? thats funny. i can barely curl 65's... on an incline bench anyway. hell, im sure i could do more on standing curls cause its so easy to cheat on that, but whats the point of doing an exercise if you dont do it right?

[firmechicano831]

people always try to over exagerate to make new friends or so we think good of them.

[GQ-Bouncer]

We've all heard this one before, always the guy w/ the buddy who is 350 and 6% bodyfat, yet we never see him. I think this is something out of shape people tell us to feel better about themselves, pretty funny shit.

I ussually get the "20 years ago, i was Mr. Olympia" type speech, often it's through the persons lack of confidence/insecurity in themselves. I often counter this by being jovial and not making size an issue. Everyone always wants to be top dog, intelligence see's beyond these arrogant urges

[Warrior]

I like watching the little guys in the gym offer advice to their newbie friends - the kind of advice you would find from reading advertisements in Muscle and Fitness Sometimes I just want to throw a dumbell at the little fukers and tell them to get to some real work!

[GQ-Bouncer]

I like watching the little guys in the gym offer advice to their newbie friends - the kind of advice you would find from reading advertisements in Muscle and Fitness Sometimes I just want to throw a dumbell at the little fukers and tell them to get to some real work!

btw, thanks for your advice on the "workout questions" forum, helped out LOTS

[Schwarz]

I like watching the little guys in the gym offer advice to their newbie friends - the kind of advice you would find from reading advertisements in Muscle and Fitness Sometimes I just want to throw a dumbell at the little fukers and tell them to get to some real work!

LMAO I see this all the time. They barely start training and then they bring one of their friends down (who's usually smaller than them to make themselves feel better) and try to teach them how to train....

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[S.P.G]

How about.."I was about your size when I was your age" they always add "maybe a little bigger" and always say how strong they were blah blah.

That’s what I was going to say, and it's funny how they always follow it up with what they USED TO bench...lol

[taiboxa]

i do have a buddy that is 280 and benching 615 and he is all natty.. Just big o'l retarded farm boy .. i said this before and when he was 12 he was pushin up around 300 he says.. went to russai to wrestle when he was 14-15 Krazy eh? he is ugly as hell too and he gets LOTS of hot chicks.. DONT GET IT

[RA]

We've all heard this one before, always the guy w/ the buddy who is 350 and 6% bodyfat, yet we never see him. I think this is something out of shape people tell us to feel better about themselves, pretty funny shit.

I got the "well back when I was in the navy I was about your size." SURE

[lucabratzi]

That’s what I was going to say, and it's funny how they always follow it up with what they USED TO bench...lol

haha, i got this shit yesterday from this kid. talkin about my girls ex-bf. "he was twice my size" he asked me how much i put up. i said about 330-335, he was like yeah he put up 415 easy. yup. and the kid i was talkin to said he put up 225, meanwhile he's a skinny bitch and just started training...

[spencer]

who wants to be a man whos 5ft 5 with alot of muscles. Women dont like short guys, well maybe the ugly ones!

dont let stock121 c that post

[IBdmfkr]

Better than that Stacked I love the older guys there, like to call them "has-beens".. I use to this, and I used to that.. These guys crack me up the most. Or older ppl who say I used to look like you when I was your age, but you'll get old and fat too. Actually I don't plan on it fatty. Anyhow, ppl are funny like that.

[stocky121]

who wants to be a man whos 5ft 5 with alot of muscles. Women dont like short guys, well maybe the ugly ones!

speek for yourself bro i'am 5'6 and get plenty of pussy

why you ask because i can make every woman cum

[IBdmfkr]

lol, 5'6 is on the short side but if you think most women aren't over 5'3 or so. I'd say if you're not taller than 5'3 as a guy you might have some problems

[stocky121]

lol, 5'6 is on the short side but if you think most women aren't over 5'3 or so. I'd say if you're not taller than 5'3 as a guy you might have some problems

don't get me wrong bro i am short

but that fact that i carn't get any pussy because i am i so ****ing full of shit

[IBdmfkr]

I have a good friend who is a midget like you that pulls plenty LOL j/k bro..

[stocky121]

I have a good friend who is a midget like you that pulls plenty LOL j/k bro..

[Tren Bull]

I got the "well back when I was in the navy I was about your size." SURE

yea, operative word here "about"... obviously being used very loosly

[Tren Bull]

why you ask because i can make every woman cum

yea me too, tren and test got my toungue fu_kin strong

[stocky121]

yea me too, tren and test got my toungue fu_kin strong

now that's the shit

[IBdmfkr]

Tren +Test made my jaw hurt for days eating all that!

No complaints.

[collar]

when someone says to me that they were my size or bigger when they were younger..
i reply prove it show me pics.....
if they cant show me pics , i reply with yep there we go i proved my point...
or sometimes i even reply yeah i was bigger in my younger days lol..
im only 22 lol...

[Tren Bull]

now that's the shit

yep, the girls that have experienced it would definitely agree. as far as im concerned, its an added bonus that didn't even occur to me until one girl told me i gave her the best orgasm shes ever had in her entire life.

[Juddman]

its a classic line for sure

[the hulkster]

get this alot as well, I just kind of say Oh yeah and say well keep trainin man.

[tsl2000]

i like it when they kind of cut you down for it and say stuff like,(i get enough excercise right here at work). but before it's over they say something stupid like,,,,yeah, i gotta start doin something,my guts gettin big.

[04hayabusa]

This one time (no, not at band camp) this guy was asking me why did I want to lift and get big...saying it kind of rudely, too. I was like #1 becuase I'm a man. And #2 when some thugs roll up on you some night and you have to stand there like a bitch while they rape your old lady....I'll be rolling heads, MF-er. I wanted to talk some more but the guy had stuff to do all of a sudden.

[IBdmfkr]

Because you lift and get bigger has nothing to do with how you fight. Also every man is equal with a .45 in their hand.

[decadbal]

sex is a race, whoever finishes first...wins