my roomate is driving me insane.

**decadbal** · 02-16-2006, 07:38 PM

wack dat mo foker

**steve0** · 02-16-2006, 07:40 PM

AAAAAA college ays in the doorm i remember those days, nice to see you have AR up on computer screen, hahah thats great, but bruh you must remember that when ur in college it is basically your only time in life to live how you wanna live and do the things you wanna do.

SVTMuscle* · 02-16-2006, 08:01 PM

yeah i know man, and waht i wanna do is lift and grow.

but, its Thursday night at 9:05, and him and his 6 friends are already hammered next door...if i get to sleep before 3:30am i'll be lucky

**chest6** · 02-16-2006, 08:23 PM

Damn man ur like me. My roommate is opposite of urs. Hes a big dork..he has a phil collins poster up wtf?? Also pics of his fat girlfriend. He fights on the phone constantly til finally the other day I snapped and I was like shut the fvck up stop screaming..go outside or ill hang up the phone on ur fatass 14 year old girlfriend and throw ur phone out the window.

He got the point but he wont move out facckkk. My room is messy too..but its just my food all over the place

**bad_man** · 02-16-2006, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

yeah i know man, and waht i wanna do is lift and grow.

but, its Thursday night at 9:05, and him and his 6 friends are already hammered next door...if i get to sleep before 3:30am i'll be lucky

You should offer to go pick him up some pizza or burgers or something.

***Doc.Sust*** · 02-16-2006, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

i honeslty think i have unfortunately hit my 'maturity' plateau early and i feel like i want to do so much with my life that getting sloppy all the time would just slow me down.
working out is my form of 'fun', its just as much of an enjoyment to me as getting hammered to other people in college. but i love to party just like any other kids, but i dont NEED to like other kids.

but it is still a constant muff search just to clerify that haha

probably is the most wise decission. i now am way over that stage of my life,but i do look back at the found memories i had! i was a hell spawn!every day was just one big drunken prank that envolved some kind of destruction and mayhem! one day i guess enough was enough and it ended without me even knowing that it wouldn't ever be the same. glad its done.
well if your not going to drink often still get out there to find the girls, you don't have to be drunk to hook up with drunk girls. remeber the fressman sluts are always drunk and willing!

**spound** · 02-16-2006, 09:09 PM

Take a shit on his bed and/or piss on his pillow and say you don't know who did it. It was probably one of his friends being drunk.

SVTMuscle* · 02-16-2006, 09:32 PM

im a sophmore, and believe me, last year it was def a drunken blurr like yall have been telling me to do.
i think it's the fact that i just did an internship down in Florida, lived in my own apartment and kind of 'grew up' there... this lack of responsibility seems so childish to me.

but i do have a great plan. tonight since he'll be in around 3am or whatever, im gonna intentionally wake my ass up at 8am tomorrow and be as loud as i can in the morning waking his ass up!

**Myka** · 02-16-2006, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

im a sophmore, and believe me, last year it was def a drunken blurr like yall have been telling me to do.
i think it's the fact that i just did an internship down in Florida, lived in my own apartment and kind of 'grew up' there... this lack of responsibility seems so childish to me.

but i do have a great plan. tonight since he'll be in around 3am or whatever, im gonna intentionally wake my ass up at 8am tomorrow and be as loud as i can in the morning waking his ass up!

yep thats what I did...except it was 6am...he was gone in a week...

SVTMuscle* · 02-16-2006, 09:43 PM

well i know for a fact he aint movin anywhere, but if i can drive him nuts, more power to me

**chest6** · 02-16-2006, 10:56 PM

That sounds like a good idea. I get up in the middle of the night sometimes and snack on sum cottage cheese...maybe I should blast some sevenfold and turn all the lights on

get any ideas let me know

SVTMuscle* · 02-16-2006, 11:11 PM

well you gotta do it subtle so he knows that your not doing it intentionally. like tomorrow morning i plan on packing up my clothes and random stuff to head home for the weekend. that should cause some ruck-ess

**chest6** · 02-16-2006, 11:22 PM

ahh yes yes. Usually when I get out my measuring cups for my oats they clank a little. Maybe I'll clank them a little more and a little longer

**gymnutt** · 02-16-2006, 11:25 PM

Harassment can work wonders, especially harassment in which he does not know he is being overtly harassed. If his stuff is in such a disarray he may have a hard time finding things...make it harder..hide or throw out it his favorite things..hopefully this will encourage him to organize his stuff. Get his cell phone, access his phone book and invite his mother or girlfriend over for a suprise visit being a caring roomate and all, then maybe throw some nice porn amongst his things, let them put pressure on him to clean up his act. I think my fav is a little sugar in his bed after he's been drinking, not too much to where he thinks someone put it there..he'll lay on it, get irritated and develop an itch as it rubs against his legs, his body temp will spike, he'll start sweating, and that crap will melt all over his legs and back, now for the fun part, his body starts to cool in the absence of an irritant, the sugar hardens and contracts and begins to pull the hair from his legs and back. A few subtle hints can sometimes really help to initiate change in the slothful. My first instinct would be to talk to him, but, it sounds like you've gone there. Good luck and remember that most people usually take the path of least resistance.

**chest6** · 02-16-2006, 11:30 PM

mine has never sipped alcohol in his life and hes 20

**stayinstacked** · 02-17-2006, 12:18 AM

I did the roomate thing one time, never again. I was in a 3 bedroom apartment and snapped, couldnt imagine a dorm room. I was living w/ 2 of the biggest bitch punks I've ever known. One was a rich kid who wasnt used to doing shit for himself, the other was some fat **** who I'm convinced to this day is bi polar. To make a long story short, it got so bad that I kicked the bi polar guys door down to his room and had him by his throat against a wall and threatened to kill him if he ever ****ed with me again. This guy needed a beatdown bad . We'd get a phone bill every month and all 3 of us were on the same bill, a couple hundred different calls/month listed in order on the bill copy. Well, he decided he'd add it all up and tell us what we owed him b/ the phone sevice was in his name. Well the ****ing asshole tries telling me I owed him 40 more dollars than I did(which ironically enough was the amount he owed total) he figured I wouldn't take the time to add it up. Then the next bill he has the ****ing balls to try the same shit again! He did a bunch of shit that anybody would have lost it over, I wont get into it though. Anyways, the lease was in his name. Well I finally had enough and said to him "You want to be an asshole with me? You watch, I'll show you a ****ing asshole." I upped and bounced and got my own place. Nothing he could do about it. Now he had to pay an extra 200/month to make up the difference. **** him, he wanted to be like that then **** him. I'll stop rigt here, its making me so irrate its getting hard to type.

**chest6** · 02-17-2006, 12:43 AM

damn ss..im surprised you didn't kill him..

SVTMuscle* · 02-17-2006, 08:46 AM

3:45 in the ****ing morning.
i sent an email to the RD telling me to switch rooms and it'd be nice if the RA's actually did their job.

**Hard Head** · 02-17-2006, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by gymnutt

Harassment can work wonders, especially harassment in which he does not know he is being overtly harassed. If his stuff is in such a disarray he may have a hard time finding things...make it harder..hide or throw out it his favorite things..hopefully this will encourage him to organize his stuff. Get his cell phone, access his phone book and invite his mother or girlfriend over for a suprise visit being a caring roomate and all, then maybe throw some nice porn amongst his things, let them put pressure on him to clean up his act. I think my fav is a little sugar in his bed after he's been drinking, not too much to where he thinks someone put it there..he'll lay on it, get irritated and develop an itch as it rubs against his legs, his body temp will spike, he'll start sweating, and that crap will melt all over his legs and back, now for the fun part, his body starts to cool in the absence of an irritant, the sugar hardens and contracts and begins to pull the hair from his legs and back. A few subtle hints can sometimes really help to initiate change in the slothful. My first instinct would be to talk to him, but, it sounds like you've gone there. Good luck and remember that most people usually take the path of least resistance.

This guy is good, I mean really good........ This is some of the best shit I have seen yet. I like the hiding\tossing his shit and the sugar, oh and the mother/porn thing is priceless...

**Sir Lifts-a-lot** · 02-17-2006, 09:33 AM

don't let him bother you.... find a girl, lie to her... tell her you love her, blah blah blah and then shack up with her 90% of the time.

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-17-2006, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by bad_man

You should offer to go pick him up some pizza or burgers or something.

why? is he poisoning them first? cause if so then yes...do it.....

**steve0** · 02-17-2006, 01:01 PM

but on the other hand it is nice to have a roomate i myself cannot live by myself i get depressed quickly i gotta have someone of something around at least a dog.

SVTMuscle* · 02-17-2006, 05:59 PM

i may just resort to stabbing him in the face with a saudering iron, so if i happen to stop posting... i'm probbbaly in jail haha

**chest6** · 02-17-2006, 06:52 PM

or u could just stab an infant, and then bright man girls in and......

**NYGIANTS21** · 02-17-2006, 07:48 PM

I'm glad I live without a roomate...ahhhh I miss those days....Wait oh hell na...LOL

**gymnutt** · 02-17-2006, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Hard Head

This guy is good, I mean really good........ This is some of the best shit I have seen yet. I like the hiding\tossing his shit and the sugar, oh and the mother/porn thing is priceless...

Some people work harder for a carrot, some will produce only for a stick. I've had some very bad roomates. When I was in college I moved in with four girls thinking it would sate all my wildest fantasies. Two were very cool..two had no comprehension of basic sanitation not to mention cleanliness or pride in ones home. I got real old real fast. I collaborated with the other two and went to work on the two little pigs. One we converted to cleaner living and the other we kicked to the curb after a lot of game playing. Best thing I found was to be very direct and communicate your stance, negotiate if possible, and if that fails, pull out the stops and stop playing nice.

**chest6** · 02-17-2006, 08:16 PM

Ya well heres his weird poster..then my side which is just food on my closets

bored takin pics

SVTMuscle* · 02-17-2006, 08:18 PM

damnit chest me and you need to be roomates haha we have the exact same shit (or lack there of) in our room

**chest6** · 02-17-2006, 08:22 PM

haha i know man..my roommate is like anti-working out too its so gay. Thats like 1/3 of all teh food in my room thats the funny thing haha

**decadbal** · 02-17-2006, 08:58 PM

crack the whip white d evil

**Bojangles69** · 02-18-2006, 12:04 AM

yo for real back in the joint if one of my bunkies ever attempted that shit id shank his ass

SVTMuscle* · 02-18-2006, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

yo for real back in the joint if one of my bunkies ever attempted that shit id shank his ass

care to translate that for me?

**Hard Head** · 02-18-2006, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by gymnutt

Some people work harder for a carrot, some will produce only for a stick. I've had some very bad roomates. When I was in college I moved in with four girls thinking it would sate all my wildest fantasies. Two were very cool..two had no comprehension of basic sanitation not to mention cleanliness or pride in ones home. I got real old real fast. I collaborated with the other two and went to work on the two little pigs. One we converted to cleaner living and the other we kicked to the curb after a lot of game playing. Best thing I found was to be very direct and communicate your stance, negotiate if possible, and if that fails, pull out the stops and stop playing nice.

Sir, you are truly a master of manipulation and I applaud you!

**decadbal** · 02-18-2006, 04:58 PM

stab that cracka yo

SVTMuscle* · 02-22-2006, 11:43 AM

So he now deals weed out of the room too. I got back to the room this past Monday after being gone all weekend, and there was bud stems and seeds all over my desk.

BUT on a good note... i talked to the Resident Director, and he said if he isnt kicked out by the end of this week, I can def. switch rooms

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-22-2006, 12:02 PM

i'm glad yours is going to turn out right.....we counting on mine getting pneumonia here soon and dying........

**Myka** · 02-22-2006, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

So he now deals weed out of the room too. I got back to the room this past Monday after being gone all weekend, and there was bud stems and seeds all over my desk.

BUT on a good note... i talked to the Resident Director, and he said if he isnt kicked out by the end of this week, I can def. switch rooms

So did you have to tell on him or did he get caught?...I mean is he getting kicked out of school?...

SVTMuscle* · 02-22-2006, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i'm glad yours is going to turn out right.....we counting on mine getting pneumonia here soon and dying........

the sad thing is, if this kid died, the world would be such a better place.

plus that peice of shit snores so loud i cant sleep at night.
i feel as if God was made at me when they put me in his room.

From God; To SVTMuscle
RE: Roomate
Dear SVTMuscle, I am pleased to tell you I was able to assign you to a room. Unfortuantely your roomate, will be a drunken loud idiotic baseball player who snores so loud he keeps up your neighbors, is so messy he will never pick up a stitch of clothing all semster, store his beers in your fridge, and will deal drugs out of your room.
Good luck, have a good semester
God.

**gymnutt** · 02-22-2006, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by Hard Head

Sir, you are truly a master of manipulation and I applaud you!

Thanks for the compliment, personally I feel more like a little fish in a big pond, I think "Master" status would be better reserved for someone who say.....Redirects and juggles a few thousand overzealous, juiced up, Alpha male personalities on a steroid forum and manages to keep the majority both civil and happy.