Whats Your Sign?

[spencer]

Libra - Diplomatic and Urbane. Romantic and Charming. Easygoing and Peaceable. Sociable and Idealistic.

[heavyrotation92]

gemini...


twins bazel, TWINS!....

[Mizfit]

aquarius

[Testsubject]

Aquarius

Woot! Me too.

[BlueAndromeda73]

the big virg

[k0nsl]

I translated the below from Swedish into the English language; so don't blame me, I'm just the translator.

Aquarius
(21/1-18/2)
You are inventive (or ingenious) and leans at progressivity. You lie very much and often. You repeat the same mistake again and again because you are stupid. Everybody thinks you're a damned swine.


Pisces
(19/2-20/3)
You are a pioneer and believes that most people are shitheads. You are quick to give back, impatient and full of good advice. The only thing you do is making people you meet pissed-off. You are quick to take offence; touchy.

Aries
(21/3-20/4)
You have vivid imagination and often believes you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have little influence over your friends and people in general detests you because you brag with the little power you have. You lack confidence and you are a general nobody.


Taurus
(21/4-21/5)
You are practical and persistent. You own great determination and work like hell. The most people thinks you are stubborn and 'thickheaded'. You're just a bloddy communist.


Gemini
(22/5-21/6)
You are intelligent and have in your possession a quick mind. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You tend to expect too much back in a relationship to what you give. That means you are a parsimonious (cheap) bastard. Twins are notorious for incest.


Cancer
(22/6-22/7)
You are sympathetic and understanding when it concern others problems, which makes you a gullible poor devil. You always postpone things. That is why you always will be on social welfare and tear on society. Everybody who sits in jail are 'Crabs'.


Leo
(23/7-23/8)
You see yourself as a born leader. Everybody else sees you as a idiot. Most leo's are trouble makers. You are vain and cannot stand criticism. Your arrogance is app****g. Leo's are thieving sluts and gets more out of masturbation than sex.


Virgo
(24/8-22/9)
You are the logical type and you hate disorder. Your pedantic attitude makes your friends and work mates physically ill. You are cold and insensitive and often fall asleep when you have sex. Virgo's becomes good chauffeurs and pimps.


Libra
(23/9-23/10)
You are the artistic type and have a tough time handling reality. If you're a man you're likely homosexual. Your chances of being hired and getting paid a good wage is zero to nothing. Most female Libra's are prostitutes. All Libra's dies of STDs.


Scorpius/Scorpio (???)
(24/10-22/11)
You are worst of them all. You are cut in business and is entirely unreliable. You will climb to the top of the careerladder because of your total lack of ethics and moral. You are the perfect asshole. Most Scorpions are murdered.


Ophiuchus Sagittarius
(23/11-21/12)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic . You have a careless tendency to rely on luck because you are utterly talentless. The majority of Sagittarius are drunks. You are a worthless prick.


Capricornus
(22/12-20/1)
You are conservative and afraid to take any risks. You are, to put it bluntly, a chicken-shit coward. No Capricornus have ever meant anything significantly. You should make life short.

[zimmy]

correct english translation :P


CAPRICORN
(December 22 -January 20)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

AQUARIUS
(January 21 - February 19)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined toward progressiveness. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a ****ing jerk.

PISCES
(February 20 - March 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think that you are being followed by the F.B.I. or the C.I.A. You have a minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pieces people screw small animals and pick their nose a lot.

ARIES
(March 2 - April 20)
You are the pioneer and hold most of people in contempt. You are quick tempered and impatient and scornful of Advice. You are a prick.

TAURUS
(April 21 - May 21)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell.. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a Goddamn Communist.

GEMINI
(May 22 - June 21)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.

CANCER
(June 22 - July 23)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples' problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and never be worth shit.

LEO
(July 24 - August 23)
You consider yourself a born leader, Others think you are pushy. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting, Leo people are thriving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

VIRGO
(August 24 - September 23)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA
(September 24 - October 23)
You are the artistic type, and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably a queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent, because most Libra women are whores. All Libras usually get venereal disease.

SCORPIO
(October 24 - November 22)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect Son of a Bitch. Most Scorpio's are murdered.

SAGITTARIUS
(November 23 - December 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck because you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you because you are always getting ****ed.

[k0nsl]

Oh...my bad. I did not know there already was a translation available

[big L 17]

Capricorn - Practical and Prudent. Ambitious and Disciplined. Patient and Careful. Humorous and Reserved

[ShnouzedUp]

LIBRA
(September 24 - October 23)
You are the artistic type, and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably a queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent, because most Libra women are whores. All Libras usually get venereal disease.

ahh hell no

[QuieTSToRM33]

i have to agree with you man... i have A LOT of pisces friends, including my pops and they are nothing like that at all.... except imaginative and unwordly.... my pisces friends are self centered, egotistical, womanizing comedians.... Great people to be around though.. oh and they like to fight a lot...

thats more like it ...

[*Alex*]

cancer...bitch!

[stunner5000pt]

Cancer - Emotional and loving, intuitive and imaginative, shrewd and cautious, protective and sympathetic.

that's funny... im none of the above

[ShnouzedUp]

that's funny... im none of the above

CANCER
(June 22 - July 23)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples' problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and never be worth shit.



jk bro

[TinTin78]

pisces

[Booz]

I'm a taurus bitch, i'll stick these horns right up your ass LOL....j/k...what does my sign mean?

great minds eh?????
headstrong mate!!!!!

[stunner5000pt]

CANCER
(June 22 - July 23)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples' problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and never be worth shit.



jk bro

you bastard