Have your parents ever walked in on you??

[dudewithashoe]

That is, doing the nasty to yourself, or a girl?

[RuhlFreak55]

well having a girl at home would never be possible.....and nope i don't think they've ever caught me doin the other either

[stocky121]

when i was younger i've been caught with a girl before shit happens

[GunTotingHipGangster]

when i was younger i've been caught with a girl before shit happens

same here
mom wasnt happy
dad thought it was pretty funny

[chest6]

Been caught with both several times. Once me and my gf were on the floor cuz my bed creaks back and forth loudly and its obvious from downstairs and damn that was embarrassing

[stunner5000pt]

BOTH

when i was 12 my mom walked in on me. I had to hear this lecture about how bad it was blah blah and i'd go blind blah blah of course i didnt listen to her and didnt ever stop

couple of months ago i sneaked a girl in my house late at night (3 am) and was having soem fun with her in the basement and then my parents woke up thinking there was liek a thief in the house and turns out its just me with my pants down and a girl hiding in the closet

[chest6]

BOTH

when i was 12 my mom walked in on me. I had to hear this lecture about how bad it was blah blah and i'd go blind blah blah of course i didnt listen to her and didnt ever stop

couple of months ago i sneaked a girl in my house late at night (3 am) and was having soem fun with her in the basement and then my parents woke up thinking there was liek a thief in the house and turns out its just me with my pants down and a girl hiding in the closet

rofl..ya i got caught doing that too..they were like "are you asleep?" Come in..oh..hi Hannah um..I think its time to go home..both of us hiding under the sheets hahahaa

[Bigpup101]

about 6 years ago my girlfriends mom walked out of her house to go to the train station, me and my girl were still in high school then and "doing it" like every 3 mins so before she even got in the car i had my girlfriend and myself totally naked and had her spread eagle on the floor, well...we didnt here the fvckin door open, her mom forgot something and totally saw EVERYTHING..it was nuts it took about 6 months before i was aloud back over again haha, but she loves me now!

[cfiler]

Parents never walked in on me, but my ex GF did walk in on me and my current gf once. Never spoke to her ever again.

[stunner5000pt]

about 6 years ago my girlfriends mom walked out of her house to go to the train station, me and my girl were still in high school then and "doing it" like every 3 mins so before she even got in the car i had my girlfriend and myself totally naked and had her spread eagle on the floor, well...we didnt here the fvckin door open, her mom forgot something and totally saw EVERYTHING..it was nuts it took about 6 months before i was aloud back over again haha, but she loves me now!

so i take it she's used to seeing your nuts?

[chest6]

about 6 years ago my girlfriends mom walked out of her house to go to the train station, me and my girl were still in high school then and "doing it" like every 3 mins so before she even got in the car i had my girlfriend and myself totally naked and had her spread eagle on the floor, well...we didnt here the fvckin door open, her mom forgot something and totally saw EVERYTHING..it was nuts it took about 6 months before i was aloud back over again haha, but she loves me now!

oh damn, at least i've been covered or the lights off. One time however I was on top of my gf and her mom walked up..looked right at me then like acted like she didnt and I like froze..and she was like GET OFF! Her mom like sat there and tried to look busy so i had time to get my clothes on

[stunner5000pt]

oh damn, at least i've been covered or the lights off. One time however I was on top of my gf and her mom walked up..looked right at me then like acted like she didnt and I like froze..and she was like GET OFF! Her mom like sat there and tried to look busy so i had time to get my clothes on

at least she didnt try to kill you!

friends on mine have literally been chased around the house by angry parents (especially dads)

[Alex2]

When I was 16, my sister caught me with a girl in our restroom and she told my parents and it was a bad week for me.

[WelshWarrior]

An ex was sucking me off with her knockers out. We sprung apart when mum came in. The best bit was mum pretended we were fully clothed and carried on the conversation as normal.

Also once I was splashing the inside of the duvet after a hand shandy as mum came in.

[Booz]

when i 1st started seeing my now wife around 17 years ago i wasin her front room with my pants around my ankles same as her knickers doin the dirty on the sofa.....her old man walked in..lol...saw us and walked out...i of coarse finished off....................

[NotSmall]

when i 1st started seeing my now wife around 17 years ago i wasin her front room with my pants around my ankles same as her knickers doin the dirty on the sofa.....her old man walked in..lol...saw us and walked out...i of coarse finished off....................

LMAO
Every fathers worst nightmare - finding a big burly bare bummed booz boinking his beautiful baby!

[Testsubject]

LOL, I remember grade twelve, I was dating this chick, she had a party at her house one night and everyone was over there ,her parents were partyin with us, everybody was hammed, especially her dad. Anyways, we ended up going down to the games room to bang, right in the middle of the whole thing, boom, the door comes flyin open and the light goes on. I turn around to see what the hell was goin on and her dad is standing right there looking at us with a drink in hand. I was like 'shit' this guys gonna kick my ass, you really had to know him he was just ****ed in the head. He stood there for a second and then said 'oh! Right on man!", turned the lights off and left. LMFAO, ahh that was a good one, never forget that.

[Brazil]

got caught with my pants down and girlfriend sucking me off in highschool. Her mom came home early and we didnt hear her... We were on the couch and she saw screamed and ran upstairs. I felt nervous and went home. She used to like to do it right in the living room with parents in the other room. We would set the glass door on the stereo case so we could see em coming down the hall

[chest6]

LOL, I remember grade twelve, I was dating this chick, she had a party at her house one night and everyone was over there ,her parents were partyin with us, everybody was hammed, especially her dad. Anyways, we ended up going down to the games room to bang, right in the middle of the whole thing, boom, the door comes flyin open and the light goes on. I turn around to see what the hell was goin on and her dad is standing right there looking at us with a drink in hand. I was like 'shit' this guys gonna kick my ass, you really had to know him he was just ****ed in the head. He stood there for a second and then said 'oh! Right on man!", turned the lights off and left. LMFAO, ahh that was a good one, never forget that.

LMAO THATS HILARIOUS!!!

[chest6]

at least she didnt try to kill you!

friends on mine have literally been chased around the house by angry parents (especially dads)

actually I have 2 more..
1. I spent the night w/ my ex (gf at the time) and I was in shorts and no shirt..he woke me up and goes "Get out of my house motherfvcker!!" She told me that later she went downstairs and he had 2 of his shotguns on the kitchen table

2. Same guy..about 4 months later caught us she was up on the pool table and i was makin out w her and she was jerking me off. I was weariing basketball shorts and I couldnt do the uptuck cuz he was right next to me as he came up the stairs. I tried putting this DVD in front of my shorts to block it and I go "Why do I have to leave??" And he points to my dick and goes "THATS WHY!"

[soccer#3]

Been caught by a girls parents, not my own.
Just like in the movies where someone walks in and everything stops, everybody just looks at each other wit an awkward look for a few secs that really feels like hours. I couldnt look her mom in the eyes after that for a long time.

[lil'Taylor]

oh.. thank god i never have... and hopefully never will... my parent's are strict enough as it is...

[MartyMcFly]

I never had but my friend has come home drunk from the bar twice and put on a porn, got napkins and lotion, and passed out halfway through. He did this in the living room of his parents house. His mom found him both times.

[RuhlFreak55]

wow.....that's bad

[C_Bino]

I never had but my friend has come home drunk from the bar twice and put on a porn, got napkins and lotion, and passed out halfway through. He did this in the living room of his parents house. His mom found him both times.

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Best thing I have ever heard. Holy shit that is embarassing. One night that happened to me, I came home for the weekend to stay at my parents house, ended up falling asleep on the couch. I had been tanning that day and was a lil burnt/hot so i was sleeping in just my boxers. Dad came down and woke me up in the morning and I was completely naked. Wasnt jerking it the night before, just got hot I guess and stripped in my sleep. I mean I had no idea whta to say to my dad...what can you say "Ya hi, goodmorning, Im naked on your couch and dont really know why."

-Bino

[USfighterFC]

Been caught with both several times. Once me and my gf were on the floor cuz my bed creaks back and forth loudly and its obvious from downstairs and damn that was embarrassing

Oh man i have the same problem with the bed. i realized nailing my g/f on the floor wasnt a good idea as I once thought cuz the whole house seems to shake.

[SVTMuscle*]

my mom walked in on me on the 14th birthday lol

[Bojangles69]

never for either, i get paranoid when im naked and my hearing becomes really accute for some reason, like a wolf.

[~fuelforfire~]

youd be suprised, everyone has been caught jerkin it, you just dont realise it, and i got my own place, and had my own place since i was 16

[Tren Bull]

my parents never actually walked in on me, but there have been several times when my mom felt the need to knock on my door and give me sh_t about what me and a pretty lady were doing. about a year ago, i met this pretty girl at the bar, then i took her home and we fu_ked eachother real good. haha we made quite alot of noise though, and woke up both of my parents.

[Tren Bull]

oh god, i just remembered when i was 16, my girlfriends mom almost caught us gettin busy. that would have been all bad. but i suppose its better to get caught by the girls mom than her father.

[chest6]

Oh man i have the same problem with the bed. i realized nailing my g/f on the floor wasnt a good idea as I once thought cuz the whole house seems to shake.

I think thats the reason she came up...but man u can really drive against a floor..unlike the bed that absorbs it

[Tren Bull]

my bed is hella loud. if me and a girl start goin at it, everyone in the house knows whats goin on

[Tren Bull]

haha, i just remembered another time my girlfriend at the time had spent the night. we woke up in the morning and assumed no one was home so we went at it for awhile, on my bed being hella loud. my girl was halla moaning and all that good sh_t. afterwards, we were laying there cuddling and kisssing, and i heard somone downstairs moving a chair or something. it was my mom, and she was directly under my room in the kitchen so there is absolutely no way she could have not heard us.

[LX-1]

my sister walked in on me jerking off. . . and actually even saw me ejaculating, very painful expirience to revisit. . .

[Tren Bull]

my sister walked in on me jerking off. . . and actually even saw me ejaculating, very painful expirience to revisit. . .

oh man, thats bad

[LX-1]

oh man, thats bad

yeah, i heard her coming(no pun intended )up the stairs, and was gonna stop and cover up but i was so close to cumming and didnt want to start over so i took my chances and kept going(worst descision of my life), i figured she would be going to the bathroom which is right next to my door, so she walks in right when im cumming and says omg and shuts the door, man that killed the orgasm. . . what a shitty feeling after that happened, as awkward as it gets. . .

[C_Bino]

yeah, i heard her coming(no pun intended )up the stairs, and was gonna stop and cover up but i was so close to cumming and didnt want to start over so i took my chances and kept going(worst descision of my life), i figured she would be going to the bathroom which is right next to my door, so she walks in right when im cumming and says omg and shuts the door, man that killed the orgasm. . . what a shitty feeling after that happened, as awkward as it gets. . .

All I can say is I am truly sorry man. LMAO...damn that is one of the worst things to ever happen.

Actually now that I think about it there is a really bad story from my highschool. This real tool had like an internet gf, neways they would always do webcam etc etc and one time he took pics of himself jerkin off and cuming and all. He sent the pics to the girl. They decided to meet up for the first time sometime down the road, he got scared and chickened out even though she had driven all the way to our city. So turns out that guy wasnt the only one from my school she talked to. She sent the pics to some other guys who inturn sent it to 99% of our school. To this day I have never seen them and dont want to. Anyways it was the worst year of his life, people were even thinking of printing off the pics and posting them as posters around the school. Anyways word got around and he actually announced that he would without a doubt commit suicide if the pictures were printed etc. I never really knew the guy but I actually felt bad. I mean hes a moron for taking the pics, but that is a scaring experience.

-Bino

[Rob]

Never been caught before.

[gmmvp42]

My high school girlfriend's mom caught me fu$$!ng her daughter in her driveway, me standing outside the passenger side of my truck with her feet over my head. Later my gf said her mom heard moaning and thought an animal was run over. I avoided her mom for like 2 months after that.