One of the cowboys from Broakback montain went to the doctor because he wasn't feeling well. After a lot of blood tests the doctor tells him that the reason he doesn't feel well is because he has AIDS. The cowboy starts crying and asks the doctor if there is anything he can do to help him. The doctor tell the cowboy to go home a eat nothing but hot peppers for 10 days straight. The cowboy looks at him and says "will this cure me?"

The doctor replies "nope, but it will teach you what your ass is for"

Anyone else got any good ones?

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