Have you ever been Severely annoyed by a coworker

[GQ-Bouncer]

isn't she apart of your team? you should be helping plan the stag!

you could totally work in, be her friend for like a week, take her out to lunch, ALWAYS talk about the wedding & her plans for the future and how excited she is... than after you've won her trust - invite her to your house, and smack her over the head with a heavy blunt object - then wrap her up in carpet and throw her off a bridge (or bury her in the backyard, whatever)

or just pack your Ipod to work

[Mizfit]

isn't she apart of your team? you should be helping plan the stag!

you could totally work in, be her friend for like a week, take her out to lunch, ALWAYS talk about the wedding & her plans for the future and how excited she is... than after you've won her trust - invite her to your house, and smack her over the head with a heavy blunt object - then wrap her up in carpet and throw her off a bridge (or bury her in the backyard, whatever)

or just pack your Ipod to work

haha she invited me to the wedding.. it's on may 24 - long weekend.. i kinda declined..

and shes ok to chat with at work.. but no i ain't hangin with her

[oldman]

Just go to her desk, smile really nice and say "Bitch keep it down some of us are trying to work!" If that does not work stab her in the neck with a fork.

Just trying to help.




~Old

[mmaximus25]

Can I give suggestions even though it won't solve your problem... I'm better at practical jokes and insults than probably truly helping...

My favorite is to get in really early with some gay porn mag clips and hid them inbetween books on co-workers shelves, and like under a stack of paper...

its fv<king hilarous when a few days go by and you hear a... "what tha" "OMG"

[63190]

And really not been able to say anything?

The girl in the next work space is planning her wedding and her incestuous planning.. is annoying the crap out of me. (she is on the phone quite a bit with caters, her mother, her fiancee.. etc.., printing out pictures) I really don't care that she is doing this.. just that.. shes so loud I can't concentrate.

The thing is I have attention issues (ADHD).. So i realize that it get's on my nerves slightly more than it might someone else.. but she also complains quite a bit about.. HMM well she complains...Just about everything.. The way her boss speaks to her, the corporate environment, how much work she has to do and the fact she doesn't have enough time to do it( funny she has enough time to do her thank-you notes for her Jack and Jill)

Anyhow any advice on how i can cope? I don't want to be mean.

Try ear plugs.

[MinkyGirl]

Send her an email from an anonymous account on some really kinky honeymoon moves and see that it accidentally gets forwarded to everyone in the office. Spice it up with her personal predilections, like wearing a strap on or getting spanked.
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[~fuelforfire~]

thats why i dont have office jobs, manual labor is where its at.

[Myka]

ew manual labor?...I get tired just hearing about it

[Bojangles69]

And really not been able to say anything?

The girl in the next work space is planning her wedding and her incestuous planning.. is annoying the crap out of me. (she is on the phone quite a bit with caters, her mother, her fiancee.. etc.., printing out pictures) I really don't care that she is doing this.. just that.. shes so loud I can't concentrate.

The thing is I have attention issues (ADHD).. So i realize that it get's on my nerves slightly more than it might someone else.. but she also complains quite a bit about.. HMM well she complains...Just about everything.. The way her boss speaks to her, the corporate environment, how much work she has to do and the fact she doesn't have enough time to do it( funny she has enough time to do her thank-you notes for her Jack and Jill)

Anyhow any advice on how i can cope? I don't want to be mean.

i have a good idea how to cope, stick the phone up her ass, wrap the cord around her neck and smash her head into the printer. Get "office space" style on her ass... no seriously, i think your real problem is being afraid of your inner bitch. after all, this is work, tell her to handle her wedding affairs else where, if she gets snobby, in your deepest most unfeminine voice be like "yo... bitch.. ima bout to get midevil on yo ass" then grab the phone and do as i first advised.. much luck, let us know how it goes.

[Mike Dura]

I get annoyed with loud personalities myself. It reminds me of my sister and damn is she loud! I also can't stand chronic complainers. But seeing that you may be prone to distraction maybe there's a diplomatic way of asking her to keep the volume down. From there it would be a matter of seeing if she changes her behavior. Polite reminders may help her too. Also, try to see where she's coming from. Can you imagine how stressful it must be to get married and all the planning that's involved. They call positive stress "eustress" but it's still quite a strain.

And really not been able to say anything?

The girl in the next work space is planning her wedding and her incestuous planning.. is annoying the crap out of me. (she is on the phone quite a bit with caters, her mother, her fiancee.. etc.., printing out pictures) I really don't care that she is doing this.. just that.. shes so loud I can't concentrate.

The thing is I have attention issues (ADHD).. So i realize that it get's on my nerves slightly more than it might someone else.. but she also complains quite a bit about.. HMM well she complains...Just about everything.. The way her boss speaks to her, the corporate environment, how much work she has to do and the fact she doesn't have enough time to do it( funny she has enough time to do her thank-you notes for her Jack and Jill)

Anyhow any advice on how i can cope? I don't want to be mean.

[Tren Bull]

And really not been able to say anything?

The girl in the next work space is planning her wedding and her incestuous planning.. is annoying the crap out of me. (she is on the phone quite a bit with caters, her mother, her fiancee.. etc.., printing out pictures) I really don't care that she is doing this.. just that.. shes so loud I can't concentrate.

The thing is I have attention issues (ADHD).. So i realize that it get's on my nerves slightly more than it might someone else.. but she also complains quite a bit about.. HMM well she complains...Just about everything.. The way her boss speaks to her, the corporate environment, how much work she has to do and the fact she doesn't have enough time to do it( funny she has enough time to do her thank-you notes for her Jack and Jill)

Anyhow any advice on how i can cope? I don't want to be mean.

hey i got a great idea. you should clip the brake lines in her car... then youl never have to listen to her complain ever again

[TEXAS]

hey i got a great idea. you should clip the brake lines in her car... then youl never have to listen to her complain ever again

what a criminal

[IBdmfkr]

hmm.. Either confront her about how loud she is being or tune it out.
She probably has no idea that she is bugging you.

[Tren Bull]

what a criminal

haha you know it bro... im full of great ideas

[Tock]

And really not been able to say anything?

The girl in the next work space is planning her wedding and her incestuous planning..

I think you may have meant "incessant planning" . . .

Anyhow any advice on how i can cope? I don't want to be mean.

Sounds like a management problem to me. Doesn't she have a boss who needs her to do her job?
Seems to me if her non-work related activities interfere with your ability to do your job, you've got a legitimate issue to bring your boss. Of course, the boss probably has other more important things to worry about, so you may have to take things into your own hands.
If it was me, I'd throw a wet blanket on her parade . . . bring in lots of books about divorce, post lots of newspaper articles about husbands with wandering eyes, the statistics on divorce, reassure her that you'll be there for her when her hubby abandons her, etc etc etc. That ought to make her less willing to share her marital excitement with you . . .

-Tock

[pumpd4lif]

complaining is contageas so if i were u i would tell her in any way i could only weak people complain the strong find a solution
there is no such thing as a problem problems r excuses
something i live by
no problems only solutions
if u r complaining about her its because she has control over u 1 way or another either choose to ignore her or do something about it u kinda sound like
ur discription of her because u r doing what she is doing. im not being rude there is just a easy solution thats all if some1 can make u feel a certain way that person has control over u take control of the situation u probly have delt with worse things in ur life rite

[SnaX]

And really not been able to say anything?

The girl in the next work space is planning her wedding and her incestuous planning.. is annoying the crap out of me. (she is on the phone quite a bit with caters, her mother, her fiancee.. etc.., printing out pictures) I really don't care that she is doing this.. just that.. shes so loud I can't concentrate.

The thing is I have attention issues (ADHD).. So i realize that it get's on my nerves slightly more than it might someone else.. but she also complains quite a bit about.. HMM well she complains...Just about everything.. The way her boss speaks to her, the corporate environment, how much work she has to do and the fact she doesn't have enough time to do it( funny she has enough time to do her thank-you notes for her Jack and Jill)

Anyhow any advice on how i can cope? I don't want to be mean.

Stuff your c0ck in her mouth.

[SnaX]

Send her an email from an anonymous account on some really kinky honeymoon moves and see that it accidentally gets forwarded to everyone in the office. Spice it up with her personal predilections, like wearing a strap on or getting spanked.
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That's a badass idea!! I say do THAT! And im sure everyone and their mother knows this girl is getting married by now. When everyone gets an email about honeymoon dildos, and inverstion tables and whips... and they see the word honeymoon, they're instantly think of her haha. that's hilarious.
hey

hey

Do ItDo It

[taiboxa]

sounds to me like u need a giant battle axe too.

[Mizfit]

this thread was old..

[zimmy]

HR....narc on her... i had a guy who cleared his throat over and over and over again in a really overly loud way. I mentioned it to our HR and they asked him about it so he atleast new that someone had a problem and he took some notice.

[SnaX]

That would be cool to take a double-bladed battle axe to her head! Blamo!
I wonder what kind of xp you get for slaying a hefer these days...

[Mizfit]

complaining is contageas so if i were u i would tell her in any way i could only weak people complain the strong find a solution
there is no such thing as a problem problems r excuses
something i live by
no problems only solutions
if u r complaining about her its because she has control over u 1 way or another either choose to ignore her or do something about it u kinda sound like
ur discription of her because u r doing what she is doing. im not being rude there is just a easy solution thats all if some1 can make u feel a certain way that person has control over u take control of the situation u probly have delt with worse things in ur life rite

You make no sense.. you must be a woman

[Kale]

Take a dump in her desk draw. She will never want to sit there again !!!

[IBdmfkr]

lol, I could picture mizfit doing that too for some reason! Sick!

[Mizfit]

lol, I could picture mizfit doing that too for some reason! Sick!

Pooping no.. but i have done some fun stuff to people

[IBdmfkr]

lol, Not litterally POOPING in her desk! But something of that sort, you have an evil streak for sure!

[Mizfit]

lol, Not litterally POOPING in her desk! But something of that sort, you have an evil streak for sure!

Hmm yes i do have a devious side..

I can be the sweetest and i can be the meanest.. breath of fresh air or a storm.. you decide..

But in all honesty.. how i behave purely depends on those im dealing with..I rarely have intiated something evil on someone undeserving.

[IBdmfkr]

Is that your devious side in your avatar?

[Mizfit]

Is that your devious side in your avatar?

nope i cropped that portion off

[IBdmfkr]

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