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  1. 03-23-2006, 02:26 PM #1
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    Man, U Fv<kers are annoying... so I want to remind you...

    Read my attachment first... you should get a kick...

    If you got em, get em...
    What are you're best one liners (any and all) and cut down's... all tha your mama's so fat...etc


    My favorite to say in a subtle manner when I'm interrupted is

    "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go Fv<k your self"

    and if your already outside... just add lib... something like

    "Oh, yeah... you're already out side...,,,, did you already hide cuz you look pretty fv<ked"


    To get you guys started just respond to this

    Why are all you punk beotchs even breathing,, I need that air...
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  2. 03-23-2006, 02:42 PM #2
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    Better to shut your mouth and look stupid than to open it up and erase all doubt
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  3. 03-23-2006, 02:52 PM #3
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    If I need any lip from you... I'll rattle my zipper
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  4. 03-23-2006, 03:12 PM #4
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    one of my favs if your in a bar ladies...

    So, what do you do for a living?
    I'm a female impersonator.

    if he doesn't leave you alone:

    I'm trying to imagine you with a personality... damn its not working, do you hear me (then yell) "it's not working"...
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  5. 03-23-2006, 03:17 PM #5
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    Oops! haha

    Quote Originally Posted by mmaximus25
    If I need any lip from you... I'll rattle my zipper
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    Quote Originally Posted by mmaximus25
    If I need any lip from you... I'll rattle my zipper
    lmao this made my day
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  7. 03-23-2006, 03:22 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puffader
    Oops! haha
    Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
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  8. 03-23-2006, 03:26 PM #8
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    Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
    get it...
    I'm calling you stupid but thats and insult to stupid people
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  9. 03-23-2006, 03:28 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Better to shut your mouth and look stupid than to open it up and erase all doubt
    I like that one.... I only claim new insults after I use them one some one.... can't wait
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    oops
    Quote Originally Posted by mmaximus25
    Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
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  11. 03-23-2006, 03:35 PM #11
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    your face, your ass... whats the difference?
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  12. 03-23-2006, 03:42 PM #12
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    I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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    The only way I would be afraid of you is if I was the last donut in the box!
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    id rather eat my own face than go for a drink with you
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  15. 03-23-2006, 04:19 PM #15
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    I've learned from your parents' mistakes - I always use a condom
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    if i wanted to hear from an asshole id fart
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Better to shut your mouth and look stupid than to open it up and erase all doubt
    "better to keep silent and be thought an embocile...than to speak and remove all doubt"

    I know...but who said it? anyone know?
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  18. 03-23-2006, 04:37 PM #18
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    I can walk on water, eat bullets and shit ice cream... What tha Fv<k can you do
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  19. 03-24-2006, 09:19 AM #19
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    I'm going crude on ya... I went blank there for a while... I think I'm better at jokes and insults when I'm going head to head... I have no friend that has put me in my place (I'm still the champ in my circle) in a cut down war but I think after this I might shower you with cheesy pick up lines that serve better as jokes...

    You've been Fv<ked in tha a$$ so much when you take a dump your sh^t looks like swiss cheese!
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    I was born cute so the rest of you would have something to look at
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  21. 03-24-2006, 09:56 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I was born cute so the rest of you would have something to look at
    OMG, I'm sorry... I dont mean to stare, but I thought very-fine only came in a bottle


    had a typo, I'm a tard
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  22. 03-24-2006, 10:53 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by mmaximus25
    one of my favs if your in a bar ladies...

    So, what do you do for a living?
    I'm a female impersonator.

    if he doesn't leave you alone:

    I'm trying to imagine you with a personality... damn its not working, do you hear me (then yell) "it's not working"...
    If I ever hit on a girl and she says that... im gonna send your ass a bomb!
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  23. 03-24-2006, 10:57 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    "better to keep silent and be thought an embocile...than to speak and remove all doubt"

    I know...but who said it? anyone know?
    i dont know if thats the exact quote, but the jist of it was said by abraham lincoln

    "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt'"
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  24. 03-24-2006, 11:00 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    If I ever hit on a girl and she says that... im gonna send your ass a bomb!

    ok for the guys when you get turned down then...

    Thats ok... all I wanted to do is screw your brains out, oh wait... it looks like someone beat me to it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by mmaximus25
    ok for the guys when you get turned down then...

    Thats ok... all I wanted to do is screw your brains out, oh wait... it looks like someone beat me to it....
    thats like giving ammo to the other team haha you shouldnt be allowed to do!!
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    "why dont you go lose 15 lbs"

    that one only gets brought up in dire situations...it always works
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  27. 03-24-2006, 11:11 AM #27
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    Your left cheek is saggin more than your right... oh wait there both saggin the same...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mmaximus25
    Your left cheek is saggin more than your right... oh wait there both saggin the same...
    "Me and my buddy have a bet.... only you can settle it....do you have a penis? we just honestly cant tell and he thinks you dont, but when i look at your facial features im convinced...so what it is cock yay or nay?"

    works every time haha
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  29. 03-24-2006, 11:43 AM #29
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    My eyes, my ass, my keee... fv<k!!! everything hurts looking at your face
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  30. 03-24-2006, 12:55 PM #30
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    Wow... you and your dog look alike... do you lick his ass too...

    I know milk does a body good....... but baby, how much u been drinkin
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  31. 03-24-2006, 03:45 PM #31
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    is that your face,or did your neck throw up?

    If I wanted any shit from you, I'd squeeze your neck!
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    if brains were gasoline, youd have enough to drive a piss ants go cart around the inside of a donut..

    i always liked that one
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