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03-26-2006, 11:59 PM #1
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The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
I like every bone in your body.. especially mine.
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent. Oh and by the way, you have my consent.
That shirt is very becoming on you, and if I was on you, i'd becumming too!
Heybabe, I was hoping you could help me out for a sec (pause)? You see a snake just bit my nads and I need you to suck the poison out.
Can you help me? I have to pee and the doctor said I can't lift anything heavy.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
(Drop a pack of sugar on the ground) ... excuse me miss, your dropped your name tag.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Im sterile.
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down.
I'll bet you $10 my dick can't fit into your mouth.
Have you ever been hunting before? (No.) Well then how about you come up to my cabin with me this weekend and I can teach you how to stuff a beaver.
and my all time favorite...
Nice shoes... wanna fvck?
(you have to make the face)
..... i know they're gay but i think they're hysterical
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03-27-2006, 12:04 AM #2
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That ones good, I think im gonna use it
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03-27-2006, 03:41 AM #3
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This one is pretty wack Originally Posted by Bojangles69
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03-27-2006, 03:44 AM #4
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The one and only pick up line I ever needed was: There are 206 bones in the human body...want one more?
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03-27-2006, 05:51 AM #5
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A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
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03-27-2006, 06:01 AM #6
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Your not helping them at all you know Originally Posted by Mizfit
This is the shit most of em will try to use this afternoon... 
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03-27-2006, 06:20 AM #7
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I wasn't tryin to help them.. Originally Posted by Evil Predator
Your not helping them at all you know This is the shit most of em will try to use this afternoon...
You know pick up lines don't work.. any one who falls for them is
The best pick up is the one.. we don't see coming
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03-27-2006, 06:23 AM #8
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Originally Posted by Mizfit
They dont work, but they sure do get used...
I saw a guy walk up to this chick not long ago and say "I lost my number, could I have yours?"
Dude was like 25-28. I laughed, I couldnt help it... She laughed too. He stomped away and gave me the 'eyes'
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03-27-2006, 06:32 AM #9
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If there's a party in your mouth, I wanna cum!..
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03-27-2006, 08:32 AM #10
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heres a pickup line that my friend uses
hey im dan, whats your name
my name is [name]
so [name] now that we're on a first name basis, how about a fvck?
my friend says he has a 10% succes rate with it, which is surprising that ir works at all!
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03-27-2006, 10:39 AM #11
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You: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
Her: "no, how much"
You: "enough to break the ice...Hi I'm XXX it's nice to meet you"
I actually had a really drunk friend do this to this very attractive girl on a cruise one time and she ate it up. She thought it was "too cute" and he ended up hookin up with her on the trip.
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03-27-2006, 12:57 PM #12
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wanna get pizza and fuk?....whats wrong you dont like pizza?
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03-27-2006, 01:00 PM #13
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you bastard I was just about to type that!! Girls think its cute, its the only one I have ever used Originally Posted by spound
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03-27-2006, 01:28 PM #14
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I've gotten this one before Originally Posted by Bojangles69
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03-27-2006, 01:32 PM #15
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CK...are you jamacain..because jamaican me crazy. Originally Posted by Cardio Kitten
I've gotten this one before
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Ba-Dum-Ching Originally Posted by bigrob33
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03-27-2006, 02:05 PM #17
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In South Florida pick up lines dont work...only Big Bank Accounts and Porsches....lmao....Gold Diggers
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Oh big bank accounts and Porshes work everywhere Originally Posted by Big Broker 1
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Oh big bank accounts and Porshes work everywhere Originally Posted by Big Broker 1
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03-27-2006, 02:22 PM #20
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big things always helps Originally Posted by Cardio Kitten
Oh big bank accounts and Porshes work everywhere
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03-27-2006, 02:23 PM #21
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lol..
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03-27-2006, 04:08 PM #24
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can you sew?? cause i'm ripped!
or i tell a girl i'm gonna give her directions to my place, and i point at the veins in my arms and i say " take route 6 allll the way up to the second intersection...." LOL it works
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"i may not be the best looking guy here but, i am the only one talking to you!.."
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Or just do it like Marlen Wayane's from Dont Be A Menace While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood ......
Hi hm ,can I get ur #
she just smiles ,dont answer
(Pull out a glock and point it to her head)
I said can I get ur # !
(she gives u her #)
And say aight Im gonna call u later tonight ?
(she doesn't answer) so pull out the glock again
I said Im gonna call u tonight ! She answers ok and nods her head crazy
Damn the easiest trick in the book .....lol , jk ladies
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03-27-2006, 07:13 PM #26
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I got some shitty ones but will see.
" so do you have a map? she says no why? cause I'm lost from looking into you're eyes"
Do you have a quarter you ask her? She will say why? Cause I need to call home and tell my mother I found the lady of my life"
cant remembermer any more of if the ones on top go as stated.
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03-27-2006, 10:13 PM #27
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Originally Posted by Bojangles69
Did you go for it??? Originally Posted by Cardio Kitten
I've gotten this one before
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03-27-2006, 10:14 PM #28
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again
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03-27-2006, 10:15 PM #29
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if i was a girl i would have specified otherwise unless i did
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Originally Posted by Bojangles69
if i was a girl i would have specified otherwise unless i did /\ /\
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03-27-2006, 10:17 PM #31
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you post too quick mean, now my arrows are gonna confuse ppl lol
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03-27-2006, 10:19 PM #32
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you what i think you ppl should do...
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03-27-2006, 10:20 PM #33
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start a petition thread for will of iron
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03-27-2006, 10:21 PM #34
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A petition for what? to get him banned? Originally Posted by Bojangles69
start a petition thread for will of iron
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03-27-2006, 10:24 PM #35
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a petition to psychoanalyze him...
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and pending on the results.. yes possibly
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Not that night, but I got his number and went for it about a week later Originally Posted by MeanMachine2000
Did you go for it???
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