Girls at the Gym some messed up shit guy's

[mmaximus25]

your story is just not plausible im afraid,,,, what is the purpose of this post anyway ??? im guessing to make us think you some kind of hero,,, that women fall at your feet,,

women fall at my feet!!! after I knock'em out with my 20in guns.... ooooo I'm good

[badboy247]

u are a real character,, i may be a new member on this forum but im not new to gyms, not new to anabolics, and certainly not new to b*llshit. so do us all a favour,,, prove me and swolecat wrong post a pic of yourself and lets see what these paris hiltons were fighting over,,,, im guessing your short about 50kgs and have a small non steroid related manhood. of course i may be wrong. yeah right!!!!!!!!!

[badboy247]

maximus are they really 20 inches.....im guessing 18.5 at best!

[mmaximus25]

maximus are they really 20 inches.....im guessing 18.5 at best!

Dude I dont even think they are 18 anymore but I'm going home so I'll measure

[Puffader]

Mine are 19+ but no one believes me...

[badboy247]

extreme u are a funny guy. i worship u. i only wish i had your physical and mental presence when i walked into a gym,,,, if only i had your looks and charisma and 20 inch arms that makes women moist and fight over you... dorian yates was my all time hero,,, until now,, u have taken his title. MY HERO.. hahahahahahaha!!!!!

[badboy247]

max u got some badboy traps going on there... u musty shrug 260kg!!!

[badboy247]

pufader....come on.... 19 inches ????

[Streaker]

I'm guessing these two girls were extra large. Due to your big head and little arms you thought they were fighting over you and they were really fighting over a random M&M that was under your cadrio machine.

[badboy247]

streaker that is comedy genius... im glad we are all of the same opinion about extreme pilchard!

[Puffader]

Yeah, 19"...haha

pufader....come on.... 19 inches ????

[mmaximus25]

extreme u are a funny guy. i worship u. i only wish i had your physical and mental presence when i walked into a gym,,,, if only i had your looks and charisma and 20 inch arms that makes women moist and fight over you... dorian yates was my all time hero,,, until now,, u have taken his title. MY HERO.. hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Don’t you mean Mmaximus not Extreme....? My presence is friggin amazing... I just rattle my zipper man,,, its like slam, bam boom... choke choke chicken as I'm trying to get through the cardio side to the free weights... Damn women...

I'll get off a few squirts before I knock'em to tha side... but there’s always that one biter.... Damn snaggle tooth

Ahh yeah...

[ironmike250]

i would fall all over u Mizfit lol

I second that notion!

[Bojangles69]

women will do stupid things, but if your THAT confident and exude this self proclaimed aura of superiority that makes woman regress back to the mentality of 4 year olds, you must be smooth like James Bond. otherwise girls get nervous around guys like that and since they know they are CONFIDENT they realize if hes interested in them he will have the confidence to approach them, as far as buying the story, it seems a little outlandish, more like a hot girl just sat next to you at the gym and smiled and you got excited and fabricated a story just to see if your manipulation skills were up to par, but hey i can be wrong and dont wanna come off like a dick. theres many cassonovas out there, i am one of them, craziest advance a girl ever did to me was ask me for my number though, but who knows what they're puttn in the milk over there in canada.

[mmaximus25]

max u got some badboy traps going on there... u musty shrug 260kg!!!

I don’t do shrugs or forearms they're genetic. I hit traps enough with standing rows... I'm 17-3/4 cold... So I'm sure I'm over 18's hot... For me I gotta get heavy for my arms to grow... at least 230...
Yes, Puffader that's heavy for me... but that will some day be my base... I've been climbing from 205 over the past 7-8 yrs increasing my base... I can't lterally drop below 220 unless I stop eating... Without juice I actually get a little heavier... but I do gorge like a hungery animal in order to keep a high anabolic atmosphere...

[USfighterFC]

Okay guys i was at my gym last night in good old Montreal Canada
and might i say we have some sweet nasty french sluts ya thats right Sluts,

So i am at the gym doing what i need to do and i am doing my cardio
next thing i know this one girl sits next to me and then another
so the one on my left is pretty hot so she gets up to leave then she see
this next girl come sit next to me so she runs back to get on the other side i start laughing my ass off so they are looking at each other
like they are going to kill each other so the one on my left falls off her bike onto me so the one on my right gets mad and goes what are u doing leave him alone u slut i was cracking up i am like both of u chill it is all good,
so i get up to leave next thing u know i look behind me to see the time and they there scrapping it out i was like what the ****

so why do girls have to act stuiped u go to the gym to work out not to pick up

You think that's bad, when I was benching 800 pounds in the gym the other day, this girl ripped off my pants and started blowin me and the whole gym cheered me on. You guys believe me right? LOL....just messin with ya.

[extreme22]

lol to much but they just started to argue it was funny Usfighter
how was the blow job did she swallow lol

[stayinstacked]

Here's what I dont understand about the whole story. Why in the hell DIDNT YOU TRY TO GET WITH AT LEAST ONE OF THEM?!!!!!!! To me it sounds like a no brainer, I got 2 chicks all over me, both fine as hell. Now #1- try to get them both, or #2- get at least one of them or talk to them.

[extreme22]

i have a girlfriend bro and i dong cheat sorry

[NotSmall]

i have a girlfriend bro and i dong cheat sorry

The one that used to be your avvy - right?
How does she feel about being replaced with your new avvy?

[Tren Bull]

Okay guys i was at my gym last night in good old Montreal Canada
and might i say we have some sweet nasty french sluts ya thats right Sluts,

So i am at the gym doing what i need to do and i am doing my cardio
next thing i know this one girl sits next to me and then another
so the one on my left is pretty hot so she gets up to leave then she see
this next girl come sit next to me so she runs back to get on the other side i start laughing my ass off so they are looking at each other
like they are going to kill each other so the one on my left falls off her bike onto me so the one on my right gets mad and goes what are u doing leave him alone u slut i was cracking up i am like both of u chill it is all good,
so i get up to leave next thing u know i look behind me to see the time and they there scrapping it out i was like what the ****

so why do girls have to act stuiped u go to the gym to work out not to pick up

wow bro. and i thought american girls were forward. i can only imagine what those ladies are like when they got some liquor in them. haha, maybe something like those axe commercials where girls are charging the guys

[extreme22]

they are amazing bro when they drunk

[ManWhore]

I agree


I second that BS FLAG

[Tren Bull]

Dude I dont even think they are 18 anymore but I'm going home so I'll measure

18 is pretty good. my ultimate goal is a little over 20 though

[Tren Bull]

they are amazing bro when they drunk

i dont know about the canadian women, but the american girls turn into straight sluts when they get drunk. you know they put on those skanky clothes with the intent of getting laid. when they have been drinking for awhile, they become very forward. id tell you some stories, but some are so extreme youd probably call me a liar

[LX-1]

i dont see how people can get it up when theyre drunk, i never could.

[Tren Bull]

You think that's bad, when I was benching 800 pounds in the gym the other day, this girl ripped off my pants and started blowin me and the whole gym cheered me on. You guys believe me right? LOL....just messin with ya.

sh_t like that doesn't happen at gyms, but it does happen at parties. some hos really enjoy getting fu_ked in front of other people, sometimes lots of other people. haha, back in highschool this one slut got really drunk at my boys house, layed down on his kitchen table and started using a banana as a dildo. the house was packed too cause it was late night with a party goin on. damn dirty drug head slut

[extreme22]

lol you got to love them good old sluts ready to do anything lol

[restless1]

i cant believe i stayed on this thread to the last post..............

[USfighterFC]

sh_t like that doesn't happen at gyms, but it does happen at parties. some hos really enjoy getting fu_ked in front of other people, sometimes lots of other people. haha, back in highschool this one slut got really drunk at my boys house, layed down on his kitchen table and started using a banana as a dildo. the house was packed too cause it was late night with a party goin on. damn dirty drug head slut

I think I'm dating that girl now.

[stunner5000pt]

so why do girls have to act stuiped u go to the gym to work out not to pick up

that's becuase most of them aren't very smart



























im just playing.... seriously ... JUST PLAYING

[Mizfit]

that's becuase most of them aren't very smart


























im just playing.... seriously ... JUST PLAYING

HMM nooo...

[Rob]

[firmechicano831]

this shit is funny. But if it were real id take them both to the sauna and lock the door.

[D7M]

man, I gotta move to Canada. too dam cold, tho.

the story is bs, no doubt

[SwoleCat]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

~SC~

[novicenovicen]

I'm coming to montreal!!!!!!!!!!!! I heard the strip clubs are great anyway. I also heard montreal is the poor yanks amsterdam

[taiboxa]

damit rob its a red X >< repots it!

[zimmy]

I'll give you a far fetched yet true story on the other end of the pleasantness rainbow.

I was walking down a main street in houston called Montrose. Used to be a fun place to go. It's like 2 am and i'm walking a good 5 feet behind a hot girl. I'm a pretty shy guy so i am not saying anything or bothering her...nothing...btw even though it's late there are lots of people around...

so the girl stops and turns around and i smile...cus i'm thinkin she's gonna talk to me... instead i get a nice heaping helping of mace...that's right... i got maced cus she got scared of a big guy at night :P


moral of the story is... just cus it sounds far fetched...doens't mean some stupid b*tch some where didn't really do it

[taiboxa]

I'll give you a far fetched yet true story on the other end of the pleasantness rainbow.

I was walking down a main street in houston called Montrose. Used to be a fun place to go. It's like 2 am and i'm walking a good 5 feet behind a hot girl. I'm a pretty shy guy so i am not saying anything or bothering her...nothing...btw even though it's late there are lots of people around...

so the girl stops and turns around and i smile...cus i'm thinkin she's gonna talk to me... instead i get a nice heaping helping of mace...that's right... i got maced cus she got scared of a big guy at night :P


moral of the story is... just cus it sounds far fetched...doens't mean some stupid b*tch some where didn't really do it

i had a similar experience...
i was outside.. w/ some pepper spray and sprayed it up wind trying to get my buddy .. SHIT COMES BACK ON YA beware!