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    "You scream like a girl!"

    Had a bad dream last night. In the dream I was sleeping right were I was but there was someone standing over me as I was waking up to the sound or a creaking hard wood floor. I woke up screaming "like a girl" I'm told by the girl I was sleeping with. What made it even more frightening was that when she started shaking me to wake me up, I thought it was the phantom in my dream and I started wrestling with her under the sheets. She said that I wrestle like a girl too. I explained that under REM sleep the dreamer is partially paralyzed which happens to be true. My manliness under attack, I had to save face with a few explanations. She didn't seem very convinced.

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    Should have kicked butt.....unless you hit like a girl too!!! j/k

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    lmfao

    phuckin girl

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    lol nice story

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    haha thats great. girls i sleep with only ever comment on my snoring. wish i had summit more excitin like waking up to a phantom and screaming, even if it was like a girl

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    i had a really messed up dream last night myself. been havin em a lot lately... must be the test

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    haha thats some funny shit bro.. good luck with the girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShnouzedUp
    i had a really messed up dream last night myself. been havin em a lot lately... must be the test
    actually yes im having the same thing. have been on PCT for about a week now, after coming off test prop. i love dreams

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    yeah i was about to say in REM sleep u become paralysed (some ppl more than others)

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    LoL. I get alot of complaints about my snoring too.

    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    haha thats great. girls i sleep with only ever comment on my snoring. wish i had summit more excitin like waking up to a phantom and screaming, even if it was like a girl

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