how to pick up a chick that works in a girl clothing only store ???

***D7M*** · 04-03-2006, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by novastepp

go in and look around for a little bit, make eye contact a few times and when you look at her hold it until she looks away. walk slow and confident because she will be intrigued by you if you are mysterious, she will wonder "what is he looking for? and for whom?" she WILL be interested. stay near her but not close to her. she will UNDOUBTEDLY ask you if you need help finding anything. here is your chance, say something like "ya know what i'm not really shopping... i'm trying to gain a perspective" look her up and down real quick and then say "and you look like the kind of girl who might know this, what is it that keeps relationships like Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas together? I mean he's so old and she's wearing this kind of stuff, like what does he expect from her? He can't honestly look good in something like this..." she will laugh as you point out some dirty lingerie, she will respond with an answer something like i don't know or something vague along those lines. here is your chance to find out anything about her you want. you can follow with... well what does your boyfriend think? or would you laugh at me if i was wearing this? then at some point she will ask what you meant by "you look like the type of girl who..." flatter her with "you are attractive (personal attribute here) and you look like a girl who can take care of herself". then when you chat with her don't forget to use the words attractive, and interesting a few extra times because those will be the two words she remembers about you and if she associates you with attractiveness and being interesting you will have her thinking about you outside of the conversation which will prove to be more important than the first impression (which you nailed anyway). well now that you hopefully haven't been staring at her chest teh whole time it's time to close the small talk. after concluding that Catherine Zeta Jones probably has the worst morning breath ever so she is stuck with Mr. Jones you say something like "well i guess i know the answer to my first question but after talking to you i feel like i don't want to walk out of here without knowing when i might talk to you again" then you ask her to meet you somewhere social and really get to know her. let her talk and you listen *and on a side note whatever she is wearing at this meeting remember some special detail about it, anything will work. A color of earring, a clothing attribute, ANYTHING. and then on your "date" bring up that thing that you liked and she will never forget it. i hope you can get her man. I know you can! let me know how it goes!

wow. how involved is that?! i can't wait to hear what happens....

**cfiler** · 04-03-2006, 11:36 AM

Just walk in, and say hi. Even if she says no... it's a store that you would not normally shop at, so no big deal.

**steve0** · 04-03-2006, 12:38 PM

Bros/ girls, im no stalker, i just noticed her in a TV commerical for the store then i saw her walk across the street to the Circle K gas station once that was just an accident i was in my ride at a stop light and saw her walk accros the street right in front of me, so should i get a girl friend to go in with me or say im shopping for a neice's B-day ????

**farrebarre** · 04-03-2006, 12:52 PM

tell her u wanna buy some underwear for ur girl, but its gonna be a surprise and u dont know how she looks in them and that she is about the same size and she should try them on, then when shes going to change, jump her...

**GQ-Bouncer** · 04-03-2006, 01:13 PM

i think someone here needs to go watch "Wicker Park"

**Mizfit** · 04-03-2006, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer

i think someone here needs to go watch "Wicker Park"

i'm thinkin same thing

**stocky121** · 04-03-2006, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by Mike Dura

Stalkers are creeps! Stockers are cool and stocky too (offseason kind of stuff).

you know the crack bro

**energizer bunny** · 04-03-2006, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by Mike Dura

Dress up as a girl and go in there shopping. Next, befriend her and ask her over for a sleep over. Next, you say I'll be right back and there appears "her brother" (which of course is you changed back into your man clothes) and you win her over. Works every time!

EXACTLY what i was thinking.

**firmechicano831** · 04-03-2006, 02:31 PM

well if you don't have the balls to go ask her, send a girl friend or send her some roses with your picture. Another thing would be to call the store and say that you are outside and if she would date you.

***D7M*** · 04-03-2006, 02:36 PM

well, if you saw her on tv, then you're in....tell her you saw her on tv, she's pretty, blah, blah, blah, you want to get to know her

**ManWhore** · 04-03-2006, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by GunTotingHipGangster

stalk her and wait till she leaves the store then follow her home and start crying and ask her to go out with you

girls LOVE that

WTF

**ManWhore** · 04-03-2006, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

Look, I'd walk in but the important thing is that you dont make yourself sound like a stalker or a creep. I mean, dont say anything like "I've been watching you" or anything like that. Just say "Excuse me, my name is So and so, and I noticed you the other day when I walked by here. I thought you looked cute and freindly, and I was just curious as to wether you might be single or not? Ok, I didnt mean to do this here at your job, but I didnt know anyplace else to find you and I didnt wanna wait for you outside like some sort of weirdo, hahahhaha. Ok, I'll call you tonight k? Yeah, you can suck my dick later, thats cool. Ok, its a date!!!"

This is good......

**ManWhore** · 04-03-2006, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer

stalk her at work, when she gets off and heads to the parking lot, tasor her, handcuff/gag her - throw her in your trunk and chain her up in the basement.

depending on how often you can feed her, i'm sure the relationship will last awhile

LMFAO

***D7M*** · 04-03-2006, 06:34 PM

did he talk to her yet?

**steve0** · 04-03-2006, 07:45 PM

Nah not yet guys, im still thinking how im gonna do this

**Stackt007** · 04-03-2006, 08:26 PM

Tell her your on roids and ask her is it weird for a guy that shaves downtown ? She replies with the answer and you answer are you bald in that department too ,she replies laughing again and says why are you bald .....u reply saying yeah it give my boys a larger than life effect , why do you want to see , he's just a harmless boy !

**Jack Ruby** · 04-03-2006, 08:34 PM

girls like hot guys who are rich with a good sense of humor do fit that mate

**kloter1** · 04-03-2006, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

Look, I'd walk in but the important thing is that you dont make yourself sound like a stalker or a creep. I mean, dont say anything like "I've been watching you" or anything like that. Just say "Excuse me, my name is So and so, and I noticed you the other day when I walked by here. I thought you looked cute and freindly, and I was just curious as to wether you might be single or not? Ok, I didnt mean to do this here at your job, but I didnt know anyplace else to find you and I didnt wanna wait for you outside like some sort of weirdo, hahahhaha. Ok, I'll call you tonight k? Yeah, you can suck my dick later, thats cool. Ok, its a date!!!"

lmao ss has got it on lock