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RA · 04-05-2006, 09:55 AM

This story is too damn funny not to share with my bros at AR..

Im on my way home yesterday and sitting at a stoplight. The light turns green and the guy ahead of me just sits there. So after about 10 seconds, I honk and the guy flips me off. So, I follow him and honk 3-4 more times just to mess with him a little. He slows down and gets in another lane and watches me go by then gets back in my lane and follows me.

I pull off onto a side street, stop, and wait. He pulls in behind me and gets out of his car. I jump out and start walking toward him and say "You got a problem?" At this point he says......................."Im sorry" gets in his car and drives away. I must have sat in my car laughing for about 10 minutes.

**stocky121** · 04-05-2006, 09:58 AM

you big bully you

i hate when someone want's some then you jump ot the car and thay shit there pant's lol

RA · 04-05-2006, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by stocky121

you big bully you

i hate when someone want's some then you jump ot the car and thay shit there pant's lol

I wish I could have snapped a pic of his face. He looked like he needed to shake out his undies.

**chest6** · 04-05-2006, 10:08 AM

lmao..that a way. I've done that before and I'm like half your size..so I can imagine the look on his face

**Streaker** · 04-05-2006, 10:10 AM

nice. I hope he really sh*t his pants.

**GunTotingHipGangster** · 04-05-2006, 10:13 AM

people act a lot tougher when theyre in a car

good for you, i hope you made him feel like a little girl

**chest6** · 04-05-2006, 10:17 AM

Yeah they do...ppl will flip off just about anybody then when it comes down to it theyre trying to drive off and get away asap..

RA · 04-05-2006, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by chest6

lmao..that a way. I've done that before and I'm like half your size..so I can imagine the look on his face

It must be something in the air because I was going to lunch today and I stopped at a stop sign and some dude was jawing me from inside his van. ug.

RA · 04-05-2006, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by Streaker

nice. I hope he really sh*t his pants.

Lets just say his tighty whities had a streaker.

**marcus300** · 04-05-2006, 10:33 AM

Are you sure this isnt another one of your made up storys roidattack mate? LOL

**chest6** · 04-05-2006, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by roidattack

It must be something in the air because I was going to lunch today and I stopped at a stop sign and some dude was jawing me from inside his van. ug.

Haha..I love it. Cant even roll down the window they have to hide behind it. Girls are really bad lately. Other day I was in the parking garage and this girl whips around the corner..comes into my lane and almost hits me and we both had to slam our brakes on. I just shook my head and rolled my eyes and she started yelling from inside her window and threw her hands up...seriously it was ur fault wtf.

RA · 04-05-2006, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by marcus300

Are you sure this isnt another one of your made up storys roidattack mate? LOL

You got me. The first line is made up because I have to share with you too marcus.

Actually I thought the guy in the van was going to turn into another incident but he sped off.

**heavyrotation92** · 04-05-2006, 10:40 AM

people have been conditioned in society to think they are invincible in their car.

thats why i think this story is particularly funny.

**marcus300** · 04-05-2006, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by roidattack

You got me. The first line is made up because I have to share with you too marcus.
Actually I thought the guy in the van was going to turn into another incident but he sped off.

i was right then...lol

you know i love you really

RA · 04-05-2006, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by chest6

Haha..I love it. Cant even roll down the window they have to hide behind it. Girls are really bad lately. Other day I was in the parking garage and this girl whips around the corner..comes into my lane and almost hits me and we both had to slam our brakes on. I just shook my head and rolled my eyes and she started yelling from inside her window and threw her hands up...seriously it was ur fault wtf.

Thats how my wife is. (course shes Irish)Im not the one who starts the shyt normally. She will be honking and flipping everyone off and then if something happens its me who has to deal with it.

RA · 04-05-2006, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by marcus300

i was right then...lol

you know i love you really

I know Marcus.

**RuhlFreak55** · 04-05-2006, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by roidattack

This story is too damn funny not to share with my bros at AR..

Im on my way home yesterday and sitting at a stoplight. The light turns green and the guy ahead of me just sits there. So after about 10 seconds, I honk and the guy flips me off. So, I follow him and honk 3-4 more times just to mess with him a little. He slows down and gets in another lane and watches me go by then gets back in my lane and follows me.

I pull off onto a side street, stop, and wait. He pulls in behind me and gets out of his car. I jump out and start walking toward him and say "You got a problem?" At this point he says......................."Im sorry" gets in his car and drives away. I must have sat in my car laughing for about 10 minutes.

LMAO.......that's awesome man, you must be pretty big

**cfiler** · 04-05-2006, 11:54 AM

That's so true. Nobody has a problem being a dick in their car, because they feel safe. But as soon as you get out of the car, they are scared. Same thing with phone calls. Someone may be a total jerk on the phone, but as soon as you *69 then, and trace the number, then show up at their house, their like "Don't hurt me, or I'll call the cops!"

Not that I've ever done that, but I know of afew people who have.

RA · 04-05-2006, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by cfiler

Not that I've ever done that, but I know of afew people who have.

Sure, thats what they all say.

SVTMuscle* · 04-05-2006, 12:43 PM

haha thats like the Rodney Carrington joke "You get road rage and when you notice that the guy your pissed at is 4x your size you just say 'Sorry I Messed up back there' let me offer you some condonleces" haha

**Myka** · 04-05-2006, 01:04 PM

some guy honked at me after I crossed the street yesterday...I guess he didnt think pedestrians should go before cars ROFL...some ppl..right?

**chest6** · 04-05-2006, 01:17 PM

haha dont get me started about walking across the street. The street that goes in front of my dorm is pretty busy and I always cross before a car turns onto it..and some assholes will speed up and act like theyre trying to hit me. A lot of the time I have 2 arm fulls of groceries too

RA · 04-05-2006, 01:25 PM

Twice Ive seen where a car almost hit a pedestrian. Both times they were jabbering on the cell phone.

**Myka** · 04-05-2006, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

haha dont get me started about walking across the street. The street that goes in front of my dorm is pretty busy and I always cross before a car turns onto it..and some assholes will speed up and act like theyre trying to hit me. A lot of the time I have 2 arm fulls of groceries too

everybody is usually real friendly here in AR

alot of meanies in big texas?

**Booz** · 04-05-2006, 01:27 PM

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...................... .............you great big Bully.............

RA · 04-05-2006, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by booz

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...................... .............you great big Bully.............

Amen brother. Im a terror of the streets.

**chest6** · 04-05-2006, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by NewKid

everybody is usually real friendly here in AR

alot of meanies in big texas?

Yeah

Some stupid girl here made a facebook group called "Secretly I want to run over people that walk in front of me while driving"

**Myka** · 04-05-2006, 01:39 PM

chest...I have to admit though...I do it to a annoy ppl more than anything...yeah I could wait and if they choose to slow down so be it...but I would rather make the choice for them

and that girls "group" tells me that my work is done well...

**Bigen12** · 04-05-2006, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

LMAO.......that's awesome man, you must be pretty big

Nah, it's that he looks like Richard Simmons, only more gay...........

RA · 04-05-2006, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

Nah, it's that he looks like Richard Simmons, only more gay...........

I have straight hair.

Actually the guy only did what I would do if Bigen got out of the car.

**Booz** · 04-05-2006, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

Nah, it's that he looks like Richard Simmons, only more gay...........

LMAO

**RuhlFreak55** · 04-05-2006, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

Yeah

Some stupid girl here made a facebook group called "Secretly I want to run over people that walk in front of me while driving"

we've got a chapter of that here too......i actually think i'm a member.....that's the next one to go......101 groups is just too many

**Myka** · 04-05-2006, 03:16 PM

I need to get on facebook and start a group of people that hate others that drive their car to class every time it isnt 72F and mostly sunny

**RuhlFreak55** · 04-05-2006, 03:20 PM

you do that newkid

**Myka** · 04-05-2006, 03:22 PM

nah..I actually have to do work in college...AR is my only computer time...freaks with their pictures up...worthless mounds of flesh...they should be so glad I try to be nice...one day I may decide to go ahead and become an assassin...

With their pics up it wont be so hard

**RuhlFreak55** · 04-05-2006, 03:23 PM

lol......mk then

**RuhlFreak55** · 04-05-2006, 03:24 PM

apparently i'm full of myself.........i don't see it, i'm like the opposite

**chest6** · 04-05-2006, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by NewKid

I need to get on facebook and start a group of people that hate others that drive their car to class every time it isnt 72F and mostly sunny

oohhhhh....thats why I got fat..Took off 30 minutes of walking each day and replaced it with driving

**chest6** · 04-05-2006, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

we've got a chapter of that here too......i actually think i'm a member.....that's the next one to go......101 groups is just too many

101 ahhhh im in like 15 or so tops

**IronAdonis** · 04-05-2006, 04:04 PM

ha yesterday I was riding my bike and someone yelled "nice bike pussy". But then the light turned red on them and walked up to there car and told them to pull into the parking lot and I would beat both of their asses. Then he slammed on the gas and drove off.