I need a DURABLE BATTLE'AXE!!

[taiboxa]

yes thats right someone give me a place i kan buy a big o' battle axe that can cut down speedlimit stree signs..!!!!

why you ask?!
well this road i travel to my university is back roads mostly and it used to be 45mph.. just a month ago it was reduced to 30!!! its been 45 for .. 50000 years!!! yes roads were around back then!

but it wouldnt be so bad but its Hilly and highly traveld by OLD PEOPLE .. traveling 3.5miles at 30mph SUCKS! especially since the speed as been reduced by 33%! ><

anyways heres my plan!
get NINJA outfit.. (BLACK for nite time, though red would be great!) BIG ass battle axe and travel that road cutting down the 4 or 5 speedlimit signs!

if a cop sees me .. i will lay a smoke bomb.. throw ninja stars at him and Waddle off (HASTEFULLY) like a 300lb ninja should!

that is my plan ... please any assistance would be greatly apreciated!

[oldman]

http://www.mwart.com/xq/ASP.product/.../biter-axe.htm

[oldman]

http://swordcompany.com/sc-rmnbtlaxe1.html

[G-1000]

You realy do need help bro.

[Pooks]

NICE BATTLE AXE TIME!

I got your back TAI.
who else wants to join the battle!

[taiboxa]

You realy do need help bro.

i think YOUR the one who needs help!
you need to et out more.. play more video games.. steal more bar stools and ... wait arent you like 30?

[G-1000]

i think YOUR the one who needs help!
you need to et out more.. play more video games.. steal more bar stools and ... wait arent you like 30?

[taiboxa]

http://www.mwart.com/xq/ASP.product/.../biter-axe.htm

think this will actually cut a street sign alumanim pole?

[taiboxa]

http://swordcompany.com/sc-rmnbtlaxe1.html

for 35bux i think it will break too.
i want a GIANT ONE!! like from old diablo w/ an evil face carved into the blade!

LIKE DIS!

[AnabolicAndre]

I know what you mean brother.

I live in a beach town and in the summer the town is over-run with bennies, and the speed limits drop 10mph EVERYWHERE!

[cfiler]

Or you could do it the old hill-billy way. Get a truck or suv, and attach a tow rope to the sign. Get rid of the slack in the line, and then pull that sucker out.

Afew friends of mine (back in highschool) did that with a red-light camera. They never replaced it.

[crash187ct]

man, i wish i was near you, this sounds fun.

[taiboxa]

man, i wish i was near you, this sounds fun.

ITS GONNA BE!! i get someone to come w/ a camera take pics!

[Myka]

NOOOOOOOOOO dont take pics...and why cant you just pull it out of the ground...Ive pulled stop signs out at half your weight

[taiboxa]

NOOOOOOOOOO dont take pics...and why cant you just pull it out of the ground...Ive pulled stop signs out at half your weight

pulling signs is so REDNEK
i wanna be COOL!

[Myka]

guess Im redneck

just spray paint a 1 before the 3

[taiboxa]

guess Im redneck

just spray paint a 1 before the 3

lol i dont think there is a sign in oklahoma that doesnt either have the 3 converted to an 8 or a 1 infront of wat'ever it may be.

THE BATTLE AXE IS STILL THE BEST WAY TO GO!

[cfiler]

Go total ninja on it. Kick that signs ass!

[taiboxa]

Go total ninja on it. Kick that signs ass!

Theres like 4 of em!

[oldman]

Theres like 4 of em!

so what that would only take one kick right?? well One Ninja kick.

you kick one and the other three will get scared and just fall over.

[Hackamaniac]

[QUOTE=taiboxa]pulling signs is so REDNEK
i wanna be COOL![/QUOTE

bout fell out of my chair tai rofl

[Tren Bull]

i dont think an axe would do the trick. try ripping the sign out of the ground. but keep in mind that if anybody crashes their car cause of it, you will be responsible for it (and i dont mean from a moral standpoint, you will be legally responsible for it)

[Tren Bull]

i heard a story about some guys that took a stop sign out of the ground, and somebody crashed and died cause of it. the dumbass felt guilty so he admitted to what he did, so he was charged with manslaughter. way to go dumbass, you really accomplished alot admitting to what you did.

[Tren Bull]

pulling signs is so REDNEK
i wanna be COOL!

then blast it with a 12 gauge slug as you drive past. haha that would be cool

[taiboxa]

i dont think an axe would do the trick. try ripping the sign out of the ground. but keep in mind that if anybody crashes their car cause of it, you will be responsible for it (and i dont mean from a moral standpoint, you will be legally responsible for it)

IT IS A SPEED LIMIT SIGN ON A BACK ROAD! its COUNTRY ! and no one catch me only sheriff patrol this part and he skared of me

long story of my family bitchin at him for his shitty work... almost lost his lil seat

[Tren Bull]

IT IS A SPEED LIMIT SIGN ON A BACK ROAD! its COUNTRY ! and no one catch me only sheriff patrol this part and he skared of me

long story of my family bitchin at him for his shitty work... almost lost his lil seat

get yourself some m-80s, or better yet, some dynamite, and blow the thing up. haha that would be really cool

[novicenovicen]

BUD K go to his web site, I found a club, that I want to order a couple hundred of and teach people how to use in hand to hand combat. Then I would start a small militia!

[novicenovicen]

http://budk.com/product.asp_Q_pn_E_YK0413

[taiboxa]

http://budk.com/product.asp_Q_pn_E_YK0413

they gots some neat axes.. SOME real big ones!

[novicenovicen]

you like my trench clubs? I sent them an email on a price for 100.

[taiboxa]

the barbarrian club?

[novicenovicen]

yeah. I love that club.

[cfiler]

Just give those signs the good old ninja stare. That sould make them quive in fear, and uproot themselves.

Or take some automotive grade liquid paint stripper. That would melt the paint right off of them. Then there would just be some bare metal signs next to the road.

[taiboxa]

Just give those signs the good old ninja stare. That sould make them quive in fear, and uproot themselves.

Or take some automotive grade liquid paint stripper. That would melt the paint right off of them. Then there would just be some bare metal signs next to the road.

oh yes paint stripper ... i might do that..

[novicenovicen]

just get chuck norris to look at them!