What not to say to a naked man...

[Mizfit]

1. Ive smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, its cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why dont we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. Its more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, theres a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4 bigger.
13. Its ok, well work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, theres an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, itll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt
31. I didnt know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this wont take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids ?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why dont we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didnt know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, its hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. Ill go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. Its a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why youre supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Wheres the rest of it?

[Rob]

the penis aint small, the vagina is way too large

[C_Bino]

OH mama cita...45 has to be the worst...

[G-1000]

the penis aint small, the vagina is way too large

That is what the ass is for.

[Mizfit]

"Ahh look how cute it is.."

(not good to say either)

[bad_man]

The BEST thing for a woman to say to a naked man.

<mffmfmffmfmfmmfmf>

[RuhlFreak55]

ok, even the possibility that those things can happen means i'm going to be celibate

[Rob]

thats why i only have sex in the dark

[Big Broker 1]

thats why i only have sex in the dark

Lmao...

[Hackamaniac]

I like are you cold lol

for some reason makes me think of seinfeld when a woman walks in on George and he'd just gotten out of the pool and tries to exlpain

[Timm1704]

thats why i only have sex in the dark

when i have sex, i never get any comments... they are already dead

[SnaX]

The BEST thing for a woman to say to a naked man.

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HAHAHA Ah thats good.

[D7M]

someone's gonna have to come up with a 'what not to say to a naked woman' thread now....

[bad_man]

someone's gonna have to come up with a 'what not to say to a naked woman' thread now....

Your dick is bigger than mine.

[Streaker]

When I was younger I was always the drunk naked guy at parties. I have had a lot of these said to me.

[Prol]

54. So this is why youre supposed to judge people on personality

now thats mean .....................

[farrebarre]

"oh look just like a lil baby jesus"

[cfiler]

How about "Sex isn't that important to me.)

[farrebarre]

"tell me when its in"

[taiboxa]

its sad.. kuz i think i have heard all of those

[DBflash21]

Never heard any of those, I'm normally to busy picking the girl up after she passed out.

[Mizfit]

[Rob]

its sad.. kuz i think i have heard all of those

nah, your penis is rather large

[musubi]

When I was younger I was always the drunk naked guy at parties. I have had a lot of these said to me.

When you were younger? You're STILL the drunk naked guy at parties . . .

[farrebarre]

"wow its so big "

[Mizfit]

"wow its so big "

U got super magnifying glasses dontcha

[squatdaddy]

Personally, I avoid cold places as much as possible... shrinkage just isn't an option

[taiboxa]

nah, your penis is rather large

why thank you .. its about time someone noticed!

[novicenovicen]

so mean...........................

[cfiler]

"hey, youre gonna tear the transmission out"

(novicenovicen should get that)

[BEER WHORE]

I used to be 7.5.. now I am afarid to measure...years of steroids drinking druging

[taiboxa]

I used to be 7.5.. now I am afarid to measure...years of steroids drinking druging

JelQ! that will fix it.. w/ jelq'ing u kan get up to double digits

[BEER WHORE]

some times a tight pussy is bad cant even get it in there

[taiboxa]

some times a tight pussy is bad cant even get it in there

[Myka]

does someone have internet selfesteem issues????

[taiboxa]

does someone have internet selfesteem issues????

looks like it goes BEYOND issues..

[RuhlFreak55]

JelQ! that will fix it.. w/ jelq'ing u kan get up to double digits

that work?..........i've been looking at the deals around on the internet.....dunno if i need it or not, never done anything with a girl as of yet.....(damnit i have to fix that)

[taiboxa]

that work?..........i've been looking at the deals around on the internet.....dunno if i need it or not, never done anything with a girl as of yet.....(damnit i have to fix that)

worked REAL GOOD for me thats all the info im going to give out
did it in the psat for 6months then done it for about another 9-12months sa of late

[Rob]

wanna help me jelq tai

[Rob]

ill supply the cock, you supply the jelq