Lieing for sex: Have you ever done it? You did!

**Mike Dura** · 04-09-2006, 12:21 AM

Just admit it. If you're a guy you've lied for sex somewhere along the line.

When I was in my twenties I lied pretending to be a zelous Christain just to currupt and deflower an innocent little nymph brought up by strict, prim parents. I wanted to currupt her so bad. She agreed upon dates but was rather uptight and inexperienced sexually.

I knew I had to develop an approach and this would rely on my intuition (or luck). So, one night while carressing her, I gave a rationale. I couched it all in Christian terms: our sharing of one love and one heart (I lifted that from Bob Marley' song ONE LOVE) is love and love is god. God is in inherent in the union of our bodies (I said this all in a strained whisper as a kissed and licked her neck - you talk about multitasking. I was sounding evangelical). The very act that engenders life cannot a sin! Heaven... can't wait! (I lifted that from the title of some B-flick).

I also have lied via "low-balling." That's a sales tactic. I said to this one young maiden that "I'm just looking for affection at this time." Then I had to act with alot of self-restraint and just hold her the next few times. I was acting as if I was wounded and "holding back." This I mostly insinuated. It's as if I had been rendered vulnerable by some cruel unspecified force - a jaded little baby! I made her pity me! This tapped her maternal instinct. I become her baby. Next thing you know, I became her Daddy and daddy was doing a little humping! Afterward, I couched the incident as an "unguarded moment" where I felt "intoxicated" and uncharacteristically unhinged. "I just don't know what came over me." We should have taken it much slower. What are you doing to me? I feel so vulnerable...ok?

You've lied! Fess up!

**Nasser** · 04-09-2006, 12:45 AM

I was feeling pretty shitty after a bad break-up with the high school sweetheart and needed to blow off a little steam.
A good friend of hers and mine called to ask me what had happened and if I was ok yadda yadda, so she invited me over to talk and watch a movie.
So we do the talking thing and one thing kinda led to another but I could tell she was really nervous and not sure exactly what her next move should be after gettin nekad. She wanted to talk a lil first and ask me questions will I commit to her and can we go out she's had feelings for me a long time and it kills her to see me hurting..........so I say yes knowing that I could not commit to her. We do the deed all be it she's realllllllyyyy nervous and it's kinda freakin me out, so we finish up and start talking and she tells me she can't wait to be together and that this is such an important experience for her and that she really cares for me and that....................this was a shock at 18 ,she was happy that I..........was her FIRST!
I crowned myself asshole of the year and couldn't believe it, one little lie and I complete devestated My friend by not telling her the truth and taking advantage of her.
Brutal - A few years later I finally got to speak with her and I appoligized as sincerely as I could but I could hardly look her in the eye, I hurt her very bad!

**Mike Dura** · 04-09-2006, 01:44 AM

Hey man, all is fair in love and war!

Originally Posted by Nasser

I was feeling pretty shitty after a bad break-up with the high school sweetheart and needed to blow off a little steam.
A good friend of hers and mine called to ask me what had happened and if I was ok yadda yadda, so she invited me over to talk and watch a movie.
So we do the talking thing and one thing kinda led to another but I could tell she was really nervous and not sure exactly what her next move should be after gettin nekad. She wanted to talk a lil first and ask me questions will I commit to her and can we go out she's had feelings for me a long time and it kills her to see me hurting..........so I say yes knowing that I could not commit to her. We do the deed all be it she's realllllllyyyy nervous and it's kinda freakin me out, so we finish up and start talking and she tells me she can't wait to be together and that this is such an important experience for her and that she really cares for me and that....................this was a shock at 18 ,she was happy that I..........was her FIRST!
I crowned myself asshole of the year and couldn't believe it, one little lie and I complete devestated My friend by not telling her the truth and taking advantage of her.
Brutal - A few years later I finally got to speak with her and I appoligized as sincerely as I could but I could hardly look her in the eye, I hurt her very bad!

***Narkissos*** · 04-09-2006, 02:09 AM

i haven't

I've never needed to

**slob** · 04-09-2006, 02:28 AM

i told a 25 year old I was 22 when I was 19 and a half.
After I went back to her place and did her we had a little conversation that went something like this:
girl -" I can't believe you're only 22".
me- "22 what do u mean, why do you think im 22?"
girl- " u told me u were 22?"
me-" i had a little bit to drink, im only 19"
girl-"WHAT, YOU ARE SO NOT 19"
me- "ok im not 19, look at my drivers license"
girl-" NO ****ING WAY, I DONT BELIEVE IT'
me-"why don't u believe me? i just showed u my license"
girl- "you're too good to be 19!"

needless to say i kept her number ...

**BARLOW** · 04-09-2006, 03:11 AM

o god..... >< IM FILTH, all i will say

**GQ-Bouncer** · 04-09-2006, 04:00 AM

Lying to a chick for sex? sure have.

This one time i was walking my cute puppy by a grade school and had a van just around the corner which i said was full of candy... wait a sec, i dont think i should finish this story

j/k

**AnatomicallyBlessed** · 04-09-2006, 04:22 AM

can't remember

**helium3** · 04-09-2006, 04:33 AM

yeah once told a girl i had a big c@@k...i lied its huge.

**helium3** · 04-09-2006, 04:37 AM

no really,never had to lie,good genes win the day.

**helium3** · 04-09-2006, 04:38 AM

i once lied so as not to have sex with a girl,does that count?

**Mizfit** · 04-09-2006, 06:30 AM

lied for sex huh..
hahha

**BOUNCER** · 04-09-2006, 07:04 AM

"of course I won't cum in your mouth"..

***G-1000*** · 04-09-2006, 07:11 AM

I donbt think i ever lied for sex. But i do know i have lied to get out of sex a few times.

**Liftnainez** · 04-09-2006, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

"of course I won't cum in your mouth"..

hahaha.. always a good one

**USfighterFC** · 04-09-2006, 09:37 AM

Sorry you guys have to lie for sex but hollywood producers such as myself dont need to lie for anyone. Now I have to go walk to the store cuz my Ferrari is in the shop.

**Stackt007** · 04-09-2006, 09:47 AM

I have to admit , hey if it works why not !

**farrebarre** · 04-09-2006, 09:47 AM

i bought a cross to wear (even though im not christian) so i could bang some hot syrians from lebanon (i mean syrian orthodox). once i banged a muslim girl with a scarf on her head... and then we have all the lies about "i really like you" bla bla bullshit.

**RuhlFreak55** · 04-09-2006, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

i haven't

I've never needed to

i haven't either.....maybe i should though

**Timm1704** · 04-09-2006, 10:20 AM

never lied for sex, but like afew others, have lied my way out of sex afew times. surely theres sumthin up with that???

**livewire57** · 04-09-2006, 10:49 AM

fu*ck yea i have are you kidding? girls are wired to believe anything you say, i use the trust fund line on them all the time

***D7M*** · 04-09-2006, 10:55 AM

yah, i've lied for sex. dura, that's some fvked of shlt about the christian girl, man!

**Mike Dura** · 04-09-2006, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by derek7m

yah, i've lied for sex. dura, that's some fvked of shlt about the christian girl, man!

Yeah, if you look through my threads I'm sure you can sense my "hard on" for Christians.

***D7M*** · 04-09-2006, 12:22 PM

hahah, yah, i've noticed that. still messed up, corrupting nice, christian girls (though can't say I've never done it either)

**Raven8264** · 04-10-2006, 04:43 PM

I don't really consider it lying, just playing it smooth.

Whenever I bring someone home after one or two dates and she likes to say upfront, usually jokingly, that she doesn't wanna go too far too soon (usually after we start getting into it), I always agree. I'm like blah blah yeah it's always better to wait it makes it even better blah blah. So during the movie or whatever, I'll get her worked up, then pull away and kinda laugh, since we "don't wanna take it too far". Few minutes later, start up again, get her more worked up, pull away and watch movie. By the time there's a half hour left on the show, she's practically dragging ME to my bedroom lol. I'll look all confused and say "What about you wanting to wait?" Her - "**** that!" Works every time

**ect0m0rph** · 04-10-2006, 06:25 PM

I've lied to hang out with a girl but never directly to sex. I think lies have led to sex down the line but never directly

**Mike Dura** · 04-10-2006, 08:45 PM

I'm with that. The key word here is "playing." Seduction is a kind of game and an amoral one at that. Seduce or be seduced!

Originally Posted by gachamann

I don't really consider it lying, just playing it smooth.

Whenever I bring someone home after one or two dates and she likes to say upfront, usually jokingly, that she doesn't wanna go too far too soon (usually after we start getting into it), I always agree. I'm like blah blah yeah it's always better to wait it makes it even better blah blah. So during the movie or whatever, I'll get her worked up, then pull away and kinda laugh, since we "don't wanna take it too far". Few minutes later, start up again, get her more worked up, pull away and watch movie. By the time there's a half hour left on the show, she's practically dragging ME to my bedroom lol. I'll look all confused and say "What about you wanting to wait?" Her - "**** that!" Works every time

**HORSE~** · 04-10-2006, 09:06 PM

I lied to this one chick win i was 18 told her I was 28 we hung out about two weeks later had sex then about 6 months later we were married.Jump forward about 8years she finally bust me on my age.I am a good liar if need be, but two years later still married have two kids and very much in love.

**farrebarre** · 04-11-2006, 05:03 AM

Originally Posted by horse2006

I lied to this one chick win i was 18 told her I was 28 we hung out about two weeks later had sex then about 6 months later we were married.Jump forward about 8years she finally bust me on my age.I am a good liar if need be, but two years later still married have two kids and very much in love.

lol think u just won..

**HORSE~** · 04-12-2006, 09:07 PM

Damn thred over .

**PrairieDawg** · 04-13-2006, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by horse2006

I lied to this one chick win i was 18 told her I was 28 we hung out about two weeks later had sex then about 6 months later we were married.Jump forward about 8years she finally bust me on my age.I am a good liar if need be, but two years later still married have two kids and very much in love.

thats crazy if you're telling the truth

**biglouie250** · 04-13-2006, 12:19 PM

"well the thing is i develop gyroscopes for northrop gruman....its pretty intense, they dont let me out much"

**HORSE~** · 04-13-2006, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by PrairieDawg

thats crazy if you're telling the truth

No lie bro my wife actualy edited may post to correct my spelling.

**Mesomorphyl** · 04-13-2006, 01:20 PM

I am so brutally honest that it takes them for a suprise. Then most open up and do the things they only day dream about. I am telling you, when you call it like it is without judgement they will do what you want too.

**Logan13** · 04-13-2006, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

i haven't

I've never needed to

Exactly..........

**NOREGRETS** · 04-13-2006, 02:52 PM

What ever it takes, I'll lie about anything. Women usually believe any b!llshit you feed them with the right approach and as long as you can believe the lie yourself, she's butter.