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  1. 04-19-2006, 04:27 PM #1
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    Daddy Calls Home (Joke)

    >> "Hello?"
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    >> "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
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    >> "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Ted."
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    >> ***Brief Pause.***
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    >> "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Ted."
    >> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
    >>
    >> ***Pause.***
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    >> "Uh, okay then. This is what I want you to do. Put the phone down
    >>on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and
    >>shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
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    >> "Okay Daddy, just a minute."
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    >> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
    >>"I did it Daddy."
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    >> "And what happened honey?" he asked.
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    >> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
    >>and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
    >>the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
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    >> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Ted?"
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    >> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all
    >>scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
    >>But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to
    >>clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
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    >> ***Long Pause***
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    >> ***Longer Pause**
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    >> ***Even Longer Pause**
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    >> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?................ Is this 486-5731?"
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    >>
    >> Oops!!
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  2. 04-19-2006, 04:37 PM #2
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  3. 04-19-2006, 04:51 PM #3
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    good one.
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  4. 04-19-2006, 05:17 PM #4
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  5. 04-19-2006, 06:19 PM #5
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  6. 04-19-2006, 10:01 PM #6
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  7. 04-19-2006, 10:10 PM #7
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  8. 04-19-2006, 10:25 PM #8
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    Nice one lol
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  9. 04-19-2006, 10:47 PM #9
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  10. 04-19-2006, 10:50 PM #10
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    That's not funny that's how my Dad died. lol jk

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  11. 04-19-2006, 11:41 PM #11
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  12. 04-20-2006, 11:00 AM #12
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    lol, thats good stuff
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  13. 04-20-2006, 11:59 AM #13
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  14. 04-20-2006, 04:16 PM #14
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  15. 04-20-2006, 05:04 PM #15
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    Oh dam that is funny... did not see that one coming.


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