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    Talking Crisco!!!

    A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?" A store clerk says to him, "Sir, the Crisco is in Aisle Five." He says, "I'm not looking for cooking Crisco, I'm calling my wife." The clerk says, "Your wife is named Crisco'?" He says, "No, I only call her that in public." The clerk says, "What do you call her when you're home?" He says, "Lard ass."

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    lmao!

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    poor lady

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    hahaha good one man

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    OH shit hahahahhahahaha that was a good one made me literally laugh out loud

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    hahhah i am sitten here and class and i just bustd out laughen thats funny

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    aww crap, i dont get it. what is cristo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    aww crap, i dont get it. what is cristo?

    It is a cooking oil.. like olive oil.



    ~Old


    PS, very good one bro!!

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    hahah good 1

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