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  1. 04-21-2006, 09:47 AM #1
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    Wink I just found a NEW Feature on my car

    I always knew that the dealership put magnets in my tires to make it connect with curbs... No way is it my fault i hit them all the time...

    But this week i found out a new special feature....

    It's a freakin bird shit magnet.. I have to wash my car every damn day
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  2. 04-21-2006, 09:49 AM #2
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    Gotta love how the luck turns out!
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    i hear you...my car is like that too especially because theres a pond behind my house and all the geese that hang around here shit all over the place and it usually just so happens to be on my car
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  4. 04-21-2006, 09:53 AM #4
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    I thought you were going to say the gas peddle
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  5. 04-21-2006, 09:54 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    I thought you were going to say the gas peddle
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  6. 04-21-2006, 09:57 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    I thought you were going to say the gas peddle
    maybe the break.. i speed
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    Is the car red?
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  8. 04-21-2006, 10:02 AM #8
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    my car is red, and its probaly harder to keep clean than black!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    Is the car red?
    melenium gold
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    LMAO that made me laugh lol
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  11. 04-21-2006, 10:05 AM #11
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    http://www.shop.com/op/~Superior_266...-prod-23974058

    there ya go
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  12. 04-21-2006, 10:08 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    melenium gold
    I'm coming downtown this evening and thought you might need your backseat checked out?!!? Can I be of assistance?!? ohhhhhh mizzai
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    lol im bad with curbs also im on my third front passengerside hubcap...lol
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  14. 04-21-2006, 10:12 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burger King
    I'm coming downtown this evening and thought you might need your backseat checked out?!!? Can I be of assistance?!? ohhhhhh mizzai
    HMmm i'm not sure burger king is good for my thighs
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    lmao...
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  16. 04-21-2006, 10:13 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    HMmm i'm not sure burger king is good for my thighs
    it's not the double wopper... don't worry.
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  17. 04-21-2006, 10:14 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burger King
    it's not the double wopper... don't worry.
    Whoppers the best..

    And Hey i don't want no kiddie meal
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  18. 04-21-2006, 10:15 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Whoppers the best..

    And Hey i don't want no kiddie meal
    okay... you got it.
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    So what did it cost for the extra feature?
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    Quote Originally Posted by novicenovicen
    So what did it cost for the extra feature?
    Well it's raining.. bit if that doesn't take the crap off.. i guess i'm gonna have to get someone to wash my car for me..

    What do you think that will cost me?
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    Hahahah well I figured, the car dealership would have charged you more for the added feature.
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    they r just trying to slow down the economy, but instead gonna starve people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    maybe the break.. i speed
    tisk tisk
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    LOL hilarious bird shit line, and then the gas pedal line. funny stuff guys
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonerdonor
    LOL hilarious bird shit line, and then the gas pedal line. funny stuff guys
    I think ur sarcasm is lost somewhere up your Asshole.. u should check
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    i hate bird shit, ****s up the paint
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    so do eggs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I think ur sarcasm is lost somewhere up your Asshole.. u should check
    I was being sincere. But ur right im much funnier as the sarcastic asshole... It had nothing to do with my lack of posts. ahhhhh thats better.
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    Just imagine than cows could fly and shit from the sky:-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonerdonor
    I was being sincere. But ur right im much funnier as the sarcastic asshole... It had nothing to do with my lack of posts. ahhhhh thats better.
    Hey the line fit and i didnt wanna leave it lost inside my head.. there is so much in there already that doesn't know where to go..
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