Obstructed view: Has it happened to you?

[Mike Dura]

Yesterday, there was this chick, she was so hot.....she was about 5'2" yet she had the proportions of a taller woman. She was a burnet with these exotic looking eyes - deep brown looking like coals burning into a snow drift against her smooth pasty pale skin. There was something strangely vampirish looking about her countenance. She was wearing a black tank with a thin black bra underneath and she had large nice shaped breasts with visible puffies protruding in silluette through her shirt. Her lips pouted and she moved slow and languid. Looking at her I became transfixed and I believe I was in an altered state. Anyway, the window of opportunity presented itself - a little peep show was about to go down. I was sitting across from her facing her and she was about to lay forward on the leg curl machine....just as she was laying down, I could see down her shirt and she was falling out of her bra..just at that moment this short fat bald dude eclipsed the view with his high waisted wide ass. I was so disturbed that I lost my cool and started scrambling to the side and she looked up and busted me. She smiled at me with a kind of impish grin like "gatcha." She seemed more amused than bothered. I felt like kicking that fat dude's ass. He ruined a perfect situation. Damn! Well, I'll just have to give her a few insinuating glances and see if she responds. You never know! Maybe Dura will get lucky!

[~fuelforfire~]

Mike man same shit happened to me earlier this week, goddamn thats annoying, but i talked to her friday night, so we'll see how this all plays out

[zimmy]

gym's for lifting not socializing

[Mike Dura]

Hey, if this girl wants to socialize, I'm putting down the dumbell (it's not going anywhere) and the gym will be for socializing. If I get any signal of interest I'm swooping in like a hungry hawk and the gym will be for......I'll let you know.

gym's for lifting not socializing

[Carlos_E]

gym's for lifting not socializing

Exactly

[Mike Dura]

Haven't you heard? The gym's not for socializing! LoL!

Mike man same shit happened to me earlier this week, goddamn thats annoying, but i talked to her friday night, so we'll see how this all plays out

[QuieTSToRM33]

gym's for lifting not socializing

Im pretty much the same way ...... go in and take care of business w/o any distractions

[~fuelforfire~]

the gym doesnt run my life, i can socialize if i want

[anaBROLIC]

gym's for lifting not socializing

im in a relationship so it dont really apply to me but if i were single, id think of it as the gym isnt going anywhere.. why not socialize given a good opportunity? id rather meet a girl at a gym then i do a bar/club.

[Mike Dura]

I can relate. You sound as hardcore as Carlos and I. I'm like that 99% of the time. In fact, I've gotten smiles from girls I find attractive but I'm in too much of that single-minded mode to respond. This girl is so compelling though, I'll drop it all for her - in fact, I'm going to make a point of glancing in her direction and seeing if she responds. You would too. Unless you are gay or a castrado. I'm hoping you don't misunderstand this post Big C!

Disclaimer: (1) I'm not against gays! (2) I don't think all gays are feminine (3) I don't think all gays are castrados (4) I don't think it's gay to be asocial in the gym! (5) You're ok, I'm ok!!!! (6) I come in peace!

Im pretty much the same way ...... go in and take care of business w/o any distractions

[~fuelforfire~]

lol, man the only reason girls go to the gym is so they can watch guys, i always catch them looking at me, but not more times then they catch me looking at them

[Mike Dura]

I think that's part of it. Many are like bodybuilder groupies and if you look the part, you are their rock star!!! It's great to be the king!!! And yet remain so humble!!!

lol, man the only reason girls go to the gym is so they can watch guys, i always catch them looking at me, but not more times then they catch me looking at them

[~fuelforfire~]

It's great to be the king!!!

Fu cking Rites

[Tbone1975]

Yesterday, there was this chick, she was so hot.....she was about 5'2" yet she had the proportions of a taller woman. She was a burnet with these exotic looking eyes - deep brown looking like coals burning into a snow drift against her smooth pasty pale skin. There was something strangely vampirish looking about her countenance. She was wearing a black tank with a thin black bra underneath and she had large nice shaped breasts with visible puffies protruding in silluette through her shirt. Her lips pouted and she moved slow and languid. Looking at her I became transfixed and I believe I was in an altered state. Anyway, the window of opportunity presented itself - a little peep show was about to go down. I was sitting across from her facing her and she was about to lay forward on the leg curl machine....just as she was laying down, I could see down her shirt and she was falling out of her bra..just at that moment this short fat bald dude eclipsed the view with his high waisted wide ass. I was so disturbed that I lost my cool and started scrambling to the side and she looked up and busted me. She smiled at me with a kind of impish grin like "gatcha." She seemed more amused than bothered. I felt like kicking that fat dude's ass. He ruined a perfect situation. Damn! Well, I'll just have to give her a few insinuating glances and see if she responds. You never know! Maybe Dura will get lucky!

That is funny as sh_t Mike. It sucks too. I probably would have felt the same way.

[Mike Dura]

Narcissism! Entitlement! A typical "meathead" right? Lol!

Fu cking Rites

[Mike Dura]

You can't be too rigid minded. If you watch "pumping iron" the great arnold made time to socialize and "play politics" in the gym. We live in an extraverted culture so you have to ackowlege the people - esp. the pretty ones!

That is funny as sh_t Mike. It sucks too. I probably would have felt the same way.

[cfiler]

Happens to me all the time. I'm just about to see a peep show, and them my GF shouts out "Quit starring!"

[Tbone1975]

You can't be too rigid minded. If you watch "pumping iron" the great arnold made time to socialize and "play politics" in the gym. We live in an extraverted culture so you have to ackowlege the people - esp. the pretty ones!

Right owwwwn!

[Mike Dura]

Lol. That's funny. My ex-girl friend would always bust me checking out woman at the beach. Then I'd get this lecture that I'm a pervert looking at girls that could be my daughter's age or how rude I was being. I can't help that I'm a little monkey! Many men are just like me that way. There's pleny of monkeys among us!

Happens to me all the time. I'm just about to see a peep show, and them my GF shouts out "Quit starring!"

[BajanBastard]

gym's for lifting not socializing

Oh please! Nothing like talking shit, crackin jokes and eye balling the hotties between sets.

[Temptation]

It sounds like she wasn't there to work out...if you know what I mean. The "opportunity" will present itself again. Girls are weird like that

[~fuelforfire~]

mike man you remind me of me

[kloter1]

gym's for lifting not socializing

yep. i get mad if i have to speak one sentence at the gym.

[~fuelforfire~]

i have workout buddys, i kinda have to talk haha

[Mike Dura]

That's because I am you dude! You don't realize that you have a split personality - a double not unlike Tyler Durden in "fight club." This double is your alter ego and his name is Mike Dura. Sometimes we have conflicts and people furrow at the brow as they watch you punch yourself in the mirror or irritate Mizfit. But on these boards as "Mike Dura" you are a legend. You annoy people in a manner that is legendary by writing in a psuedo-intellectual way and get misunderstood. I love you me!

mike man you remind me of me

[NotSmall]

That's because I am you dude! You don't realize that you have a split personality - a double not unlike Tyler Durden in "fight club." This double is your alter ego and his name is Mike Dura. Sometimes we have conflicts and people furrow at the brow as they watch you punch yourself in the mirror or irritate Mizfit. But on these boards as "Mike Dura" you are a legend. You annoy people in a manner that is legendary by writing in a psuedo-intellectual way and get misunderstood. I love you me!

It was always on the cards and finally it has happened, Mike has gone completely doolally!

[~fuelforfire~]

hahahhaha

[Mizfit]

When a guy looks too long - you tell him to take a picture because it lasts longer

[~fuelforfire~]

When a guy looks too long - you tell him to take a picture because it lasts longer

lol havent heard that in awhile.

[Mike Dura]

Lol. Is there anyone here that would claim not to be a little crazy? You show me that person and I'll show you someone who's a little crazy.

It was always on the cards and finally it has happened, Mike has gone completely doolally!

[~fuelforfire~]

lol mike, your crazy man

[NotSmall]

Lol. Is there anyone here that would claim not to be a little crazy? You show me that person and I'll show you someone who's a little crazy.

Maybe we are all a little crazy - but you are one of the elite few that is completely doolally!

[Mizfit]

lol havent heard that in awhile.

I think Men in toronto r sometimes tards..

this is one of the nicer things to say

[Mike Dura]

Thanks! But I thought TOCK was the one who decides on these things? It get's dangerous when we think for ourselves. You never know where that will lead?

Maybe we are all a little crazy - but you are one of the elite few that is completely doolally!

[~fuelforfire~]

lol ya i know, i have family from there, thats why i came out here there a little, i dunno how to explain it

[chest6]

I rest my case that girls want attention. Not all..Mainly the ones that do the leg curl/hip abductor machines for like 30 minutes and keep hopping back and forth and wear shorts that barely cover their ass.

[~fuelforfire~]

i believe you chest

[firmechicano831]

I'm my gym I haven't seen any cute women. There all ugly and fat

[~fuelforfire~]

but you live in california, i thought all the women were beautiful

[RussianVodka]

gym's for lifting not socializing

1000mg of test does not care