choked out some crackhead at 7-11 :D

**GQ-Bouncer** · 04-28-2006, 11:03 AM

So...

(as were comming into 7-11, we notice a cop car parked on the side of the road, about 60m away)

My brother and I were just leaving 7-11 & a shady looking crackhead walks by us and calls me a "fvcking phoney" -
my brother straight away pipes up "WHAT?!",
the crackhead replies, " I wasn't talking to you man, i was talking to him" (points at me)
I roll my eyes, and shrug it off, "whatever ty, lets just go".
My brother was furious, but I got him to come with me and leave. As we were pulling out we noticed the 7-11 attendant wrestling with the crackhead! Immediatly i told ty to stop the car, and we both quickly scrambled out, my brother and I both know the 7-11 nightshift attendant well, he's young and a very polite, nice guy.. so it's was definetly reasonable to assume that if the 7-11 guy was fighting some crackhead, it was morally justified. By now, the fight has escalated the crackhead getting the better of 7-11 guy, they are both in the gas fill-up parking space. The crackhead's back was turned to me, and I latched on a chokehold, 5-6 seconds later he was passed out and I released him (as i was supporting his body wieght and we both were standing up). He fell head first into the cement and gashed his eyebrow, blood started seeping out, but my first concern was safety, so my brother and I kept him pinned, i quickly checked for wpns, and didnt find any. A nearby 7-11 patron, (some 14 year old kid), nicely ran down to grab the cops attention. The policeman got there right away and cuffed the crackhead, gave first aid to the crackhead, called for back up, called for an ambulance, did a quick investigation and everything was taken care of. The crackhead needed stitches across his eyebrow as it was cut open from the cement impact.

LOL.. it turns out that he was trying to steal at sandwhich from 7-11, that's what all this was about... a phuckin sammich

**novicenovicen** · 04-28-2006, 11:06 AM

You big fat mean phony you!

**bigbouncinballs** · 04-28-2006, 11:06 AM

whoa buddy, don't skimp on the details... what KIND of sammich we talkin bout here?

**chest6** · 04-28-2006, 11:12 AM

That must have been a tasty sammich!

**jollygreenGIANT** · 04-28-2006, 11:17 AM

Cmon Gimme Dis Here Sammich

**novicenovicen** · 04-28-2006, 11:19 AM

I'll whoop you like that cop did!

**QuieTSToRM33** · 04-28-2006, 11:19 AM

mustve been a good ass sammich

**Pooks** · 04-28-2006, 11:20 AM

Drown the crackhead in the atlantic ocean.

**farrebarre** · 04-28-2006, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by bigbouncinballs

whoa buddy, don't skimp on the details... what KIND of sammich we talkin bout here?

**sonar1234** · 04-28-2006, 11:38 AM

DAmn fool why did he not go to Burger King.

**novicenovicen** · 04-28-2006, 11:40 AM

he cant walk in amuscle a bigmac. easier to steal at 6the 711

**GQ-Bouncer** · 04-28-2006, 11:42 AM

ROFL @ you people

(hahaha especially BigBouncin)

I dunno, i dont eat Sev food, but i thing it was a Hungryman Pizza Sub in one of those plastic sealable wraps (if that makes any sense - i really only saw it for like a second i remember "hungryman" & "pizza")

lol you guys are friggan hilarious

**novicenovicen** · 04-28-2006, 11:43 AM

mean phony!

**GQ-Bouncer** · 04-28-2006, 11:46 AM

hahah novice - we needed your trademark ninja skills

**novicenovicen** · 04-28-2006, 11:54 AM

Yeah my ninja manatee smack down skills!

**GQ-Bouncer** · 04-28-2006, 12:49 PM

Here's a pic of me and my brutha - i'm on the left (yes, i actually am 6ft, my brother is 6'2)

**Oki-Des** · 04-28-2006, 12:51 PM

Great Story!

**novicenovicen** · 04-28-2006, 12:55 PM

you nerd!

**oldman** · 04-28-2006, 12:57 PM

All the brutha wanted was a damn sandwich and you cracked his head.

Good for you..

~Old

**bigbouncinballs** · 04-28-2006, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer

Here's a pic of me and my brutha - i'm on the left (yes, i actually am 6ft, my brother is 6'2)

bro tell me you're not tight-rollin those jeans

**C_Bino** · 04-28-2006, 03:58 PM

Wait a sec...he called you a phoney? LMAO, what the f*ck is that?

BTW, BBB you are hilarious bro.

**IronReload04** · 04-28-2006, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by oldman

All the brutha wanted was a damn sandwich and you cracked his head.

Good for you..

~Old

Hey what the ****!!!

Its "sammich" not sandwich. Geeze lol

***BajanBastard*** · 04-28-2006, 04:09 PM

**firmechicano831** · 04-28-2006, 05:10 PM

you should of least bought him the sandwish so he could of ate it when he was getting stiched.

**Wrath** · 04-28-2006, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by bigbouncinballs

bro tell me you're not tight-rollin those jeans

thats exactly what I thouht too!! GQ....ease up brah before you cut off criculation to your ankles!!!

Good stuff though GQ

**Kale** · 04-28-2006, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by big k.l.g

That is fvcking hilarious big k.l.g !!!

**BARLOW** · 04-28-2006, 05:31 PM

ahaha

**Timm1704** · 04-28-2006, 08:42 PM

lol ive just got back from work, choked someone out aswell. in the midst of this, another bouncer came over, got knocked, tripped, and kicked me in the feckin eye lol! now its all red and itchy

**zimmy** · 04-29-2006, 02:20 AM

it's kewl that you helped him. Rear naked choke is fast and effective...honestly though...never trifle through a strange guy's pockets...all it takes is a stick of a needle from an HIV positive guy to give you some serious problems.If you have to beat the sh*t out of him on the ground after you choke him to make sure he doens't keep attacking that's kew but don't risk it ya know?