Tai Beat da hell outta 2 doods..

[taiboxa]

and now im wondering when im going to get charges pressed on me

Anyways here is an intriguing story for you all to enjoy

in consists of Me, my woman rhonda, rhonda's sister, rhonda's sister's BF, and his GOOD friend Who just got outta jail. (btw its a 2 day process)

DAY 1 The Sin is committed. (and if u can read this first part w/o getting ROYALY PISSED OFF then u are a bad bad person)
R's Sister gets off work goes down to meet her bf and his friend at the dock.. and gets on his boat w/ em. (they are kinda drunk) He tells his friend to go ahead and throw her overboard being funny. the guy does it, and she starts skreaming and kicking and fighting it. its dark and she is the only sober one. well the guy who threw her over (her BF's bud) is a ROUGH mean SOB old BIKER bastard who just got outta jail (i hate both of em). ok anyways she is kicking skreaming (she is like a buck'O'Five WET) and he chunks her over the boat SHE HITS THE SIDE OF THE BOAT w/ her lower back and under arm then BOUNCes off the boat smacking her HEAD on the underside. AND THEY STILL HAVE THE MOTER GOING and are Yelling at her .. bah you kan just swim back to the dock! well she finally gets back into the boat bleeding from her fvcking head and slaps the guy who threw her over the boat (her BF's Friend) when she did this HER BF got in her face and started YELLING at her! so she slaps him.. then his friend the biker GRABS HER BY THE HAIR and YELLS AT HER like a dog saying DONT YOU DARE DO THAT SHIT AROUND ME!

Day 2 Prt 1 Tai Passes Judgement.
ok.. well heres where it all boils down. Rhonda goes to play tennis w/ her sister and see's her sis all ****d up. She tells R' what happened and they continue to play tennis then rhonda comes home to me and her sis goes home to her EVIL BF. well rhonda starts TELLING me (its kinda late like 9) what happened to her sis so of course im getting enraged more and more (even though i really dont like her sis at all, there are 2 things i will not tolerate w/o proper repentance- Animal cruelty and causing harm to a chica) as she tells me what happened to her sis ... and of course im like she should do the smart thing and just move out. well right on que rhonda gets call after she tells me story. Her sis is trying to leave but Not only is her bf drunk and in her face giving her shit but his friend is over there too, harassing her and preventing her from leaving.. i mean come on HOW GAY do u have to be.

well rhonda is trying to keep her sis calm telling her JUST ignore them and u kan leave tomorrow but hell i kan even hear them yelling at her on the cell phone and im like 3 ft away from it. SO .. i think to my self.. WWTTD (What Would "The Tick" Do) so i yell out "Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong! And no-one should do it, ever!" no.. no.. that wasnt it.. it was.."I'm taking off the kid gloves, and putting on the very mad gloves." yeah .. that was it.. SO I YELL OUT THAT! and rush to my car.. rhonda is totally against me getting involved kuz i guess she skared i will get hurt but I don't know the meaning of the word "surrender". I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb... just not in this context.

Day 2 Prt 2 THE ARRIVAL AND PENTANCE
Heres where the action takes place. we get there 10 minutes later rhonda fallows me up to the door i knock.. and her BF opens it.. i say xcuse me n' kinda barge in. and lo'n'behold they are both pretty drunk (not shit faced but in the I HATE EVERYONE Drunk state and im always right and u kant kill me) well her bf is asking WTF am i doing here and i turn look at her sister and HOLY SHIT it looked like someone took a St.Louis Slugger to her she was wearing lil tank belly shirt thingymajig and had bruises on her back head arms and thighs. SHE SAYS all from the boat but ... im not sure wat to believe. so i turn back to mr.cock'n'mouth and slap him.. w/ my lets fight slap (see tai has two types of slaps- first there is the DONT Fvckv w/ me, i will kill u slap that i use on drunks at bars and shit. This slap is an all mighty slap thrown JUST like i would a traditional Hook; i pivot heal, whip the hips, and snap the shoulders | the second slap is hurt a lil piss u off make u throw the first PUNCH slap its just all arm and this is actually the second time i finally got to use it!) ok enuff bout tai's glorious slaps and back to the action! kuz a NICE HOT BUFFETTE of STEAMING hot JUSTICE with a side of righteousness must be served! he rears back to throw a punch, pretty fast for a drunk too, i tilt head to side swing my arm around his lock up real hard real close then i begin to head butt him, i believe on the left cheek or left eye some where around there many times real fast (i kant help it headbutting is like so instinctive for me) and he starts to go down right then oh BikerBoy charges me from his chair he was sitting in and bulldogs me. outta habit (bad habit mind you) i drop my elbow as hard as i can as fast as i can on the back of his neck and lets out the MOST wimpish/girlish scream?whimper?murmur? some weird noise that made me think of a female dying Giraffe. SO now they both kinda ****d up (and i so wanted to kick them while they were down) i drag them back to the guest room and tell them to "SIT", and i do the WHOLE point my finger at them and shake it like they are bad dogs. while rhonda and her sis pack her shit up and help her move out. and that is that.
hope u enjoyed

[Mizfit]

If they both have records - no charges...

But they might take revenge other ways..

[taiboxa]

If they both have records - no charges...

But they might take revenge other ways..

im sure they both have records.
revenge thing, not seeing it but oh wells.. im hungry!

[-DedicateD-]

had me on the end of my seat, still think you shoulda let them have it a little more

[taiboxa]

had me on the end of my seat, still think you shoulda let them have it a little more

i know but, i ABSOLUTLY DESPISE fighting outside the ring

[resonator]

"told them to SIT",

goddamn I'm laughing out loud

[biglouie250]

all the cops have to do is look at your girls sis's face. if i were you id take pics of her face for reference just in case.

[lucabratzi]

i know but, i ABSOLUTLY DESPISE fighting outside the ring

u did the right thing...those guys are fckin dirtbags...o know what u mean on the no hittin girls thing....even if i dont know the people and i see that shit i do something...this story just fckin pisses me off cause i hate scumbag lowlifes like that....i wouldnt have been able to hold back but i see what ur sayin on the fighting outside the ring thing...

[stayinstacked]

I like the way you handled it, but if you sent the police over there then they probably would have been charged and sent right to jail. I think her sister is partially to blame for this and got herself into this mess. She should have just left her boyfreind the night the boat deal happened, instead she lets HIS FREIND mess with her and bruise her up, and then slap her around like a dog. And the fact that the spineless low life boyfreind could just sit there and let somebody do that to their girlfreind and laugh about it, thats just plain evil.

[shortie]

Friggin lowlifes, just hope nothin bad comes of it for ya Tai-

About pissed my pants laughin when you told 'em to sit.

[taiboxa]

I like the way you handled it, but if you sent the police over there then they probably would have been charged and sent right to jail. I think her sister is partially to blame for this and got herself into this mess. She should have just left her boyfreind the night the boat deal happened, instead she lets HIS FREIND mess with her and bruise her up, and then slap her around like a dog. And the fact that the spineless low life boyfreind could just sit there and let somebody do that to their girlfreind and laugh about it, thats just plain evil.

yeah but she has been living w/ him for 4yrs and their relationship is dicked up and usually i just turn a blind eye- for we reap what we sow but in this case it got a lil outta hand.

[hotstuff]

Tai you are a hero!!
Nothing is gonna happen to you. I would definately take pictures of the gf though. Stupid lowlife pieces of trash.
so what is the gf saying about everything now? Is she grateful to you or is she the kind of girl who would go back to her bf after this all cools over.

[taiboxa]

Tai you are a hero!!
Nothing is gonna happen to you. I would definately take pictures of the gf though. Stupid lowlife pieces of trash.
so what is the gf saying about everything now? Is she grateful to you or is she the kind of girl who would go back to her bf after this all cools over.

i dunno really she packed up her stuff and moved in w/ her father. thats all i know women are emotional so beats me if she is glad or not.
of course she did say God bless you to me but she is weird like that

[crash187ct]

had me on the end of my seat, still think you shoulda let them have it a little more

you and me both, awesome story

[Big Broker 1]

great story tia....should have hit them more

[BADASS323]

bro.,you did exactly the right thing!PUT THOSE BOY'S IN THIER PLACE!no charges against you bro..they will be much too embarassed!!!nice work!!

[RA]

Always like to see justice done No need to spank em more. You can give them a good thrashing if they come back around

[taiboxa]

i just wish i woulda Yelled
"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON" before charging in

[oldman]

Tai you are okay by me.. I think you did the right thing but next time call me and I will drive up and we can tag team on them.. Fuggin dirt bags. The problem is these girls get in a relationship with these losers and after a while they don't know any better or any different so to them it is "normal". The bitch slap at the start was great but when they came at you I think it would have been tough for me to stop but you are right a living room is not the place for it and if you do fight in the ring and they press charges it could look bad on you if you are an experienced fighter.. What I mean is if I get beat up by joe nobody that is one thing but if joe karate expert kicks my ass he would more than likely get in more trouble since he is trained in hurting people.

All I can say is watch your back.. I would worry less on them call the cops I mean what are they going to say a Fat Red Ninja came in and kicked their arses?


~Old

[taiboxa]

Tai you are okay by me.. I think you did the right thing but next time call me and I will drive up and we can tag team on them.. Fuggin dirt bags. The problem is these girls get in a relationship with these losers and after a while they don't know any better or any different so to them it is "normal". The bitch slap at the start was great but when they came at you I think it would have been tough for me to stop but you are right a living room is not the place for it and if you do fight in the ring and they press charges it could look bad on you if you are an experienced fighter.. What I mean is if I get beat up by joe nobody that is one thing but if joe karate expert kicks my ass he would more than likely get in more trouble since he is trained in hurting people.

All I can say is watch your back.. I would worry less on them call the cops I mean what are they going to say a Fat Red Ninja came in and kicked their arses?


~Old

tooo funnyy

[TheDfromGC]

hopefully she isnt back with him next week, i remember seeing somewhere a bartender talking about this couple that would come into a bar and alot of times the guy would smack the girl, most of the time this would lead to a bystander stepping in trying to help and then a fight would break out between the guy that hit the girl and the bystander. the problem though is that the bartender said the next day the girl would be back with the guy....after a while he said he would just warn guys that wanna go help out to just leave it alone....

[taiboxa]

hopefully she isnt back with him next week, i remember seeing somewhere a bartender talking about this couple that would come into a bar and alot of times the guy would smack the girl, most of the time this would lead to a bystander stepping in trying to help and then a fight would break out between the guy that hit the girl and the bystander. the problem though is that the bartender said the next day the girl would be back with the guy....after a while he said he would just warn guys that wanna go help out to just leave it alone....

yep u know i honestly think she is going to go back to him .. kuz he has money and gives her aplace to stay.
next time she gets ****d up im not intervening.

[QuieTSToRM33]

WWFTD ???? .... lol ... thats what it should say

WHAT WOULD FAT TITS DO ?

[mwolffey]

nice...no one should ever f with a woman...you did the right thing

[QuieTSToRM33]

on a serious note .... i wouldve done the same thing ....... just imagine if that was ur sister or someone close to you

[RA]

on a serious note .... i wouldve done the same thing ....... just imagine if that was ur sister or someone close to you

Thats what is good. Tai had the right level of detachment. If it was my daughter things wouldn't turn out so rosy.

[taiboxa]

Thats what is good. Tai had the right level of detachment. If it was my daughter things wouldn't turn out so rosy.

if it was my daughter there would be 2 body bags there

[stee]

loved that one bro. you handled that like a modern day poet!!!
Just watch ur back brotha, but to be honest if they where pissed up and cant remembr much they will probably be too embarrased to do anything. if they do tho you might have to deal with them sobber and do them in big time!.
All i can say is dont hold back this time. haha
fvcking scumbags!!!

[Anabolios]

im not sure if you really box i assume you do by your name....if you do it professionally arent your hands supposed to be registered as weapons? i know of a guy who will get an extra charge of battery with a weapon if he fights because of this reason

[taiboxa]

im not sure if you really box i assume you do by your name....if you do it professionally arent your hands supposed to be registered as weapons? i know of a guy who will get an extra charge of battery with a weapon if he fights because of this reason

learned to box at age 6..
started muay thai at age.. 12
learned a lil bit of bjj at 14 to i could compete in some MMA'/shootfights

fought under USMTA for quite some time .. bout 7yrs ago

[BajanBastard]

Tai! Clean house now! Send me you're incoming gear for safe keeping!

Seriously though i have a new found respect for you, you did the right thing.

i drop my elbow as hard as i can as fast as i can on the back of his neck and lets out the MOST wimpish/girlish scream?whimper?murmur? some weird noise that made me think of a female dying Giraffe.

Rofl!

[taiboxa]

Tai! Clean house now! Send me you're incoming gear for safe keeping!

Seriously though i have a new found respect for you, you did the right thing.


Rofl!

OMG u didnt respect tai before hand?!

[manc]

quality read that,well done mate

[cfiler]

Good job Tai! I HATE men who abuse their women. They had it coming, and more.

[Bryan2]

Damn Tai I think you should write a book!!!

Id buy it

[taiboxa]

Damn Tai I think you should write a book!!!

Id buy it

just call me "The Sage"

[PeteyK]

wow, that was the most exciting story, u should make a movie. that was also probably the most ive read in a while, that was long.

[taiboxa]

wow, that was the most exciting story, u should make a movie. that was also probably the most ive read in a while, that was long.

yeah i have found that if u break a long post down INTO PARAGRAPHS (NOTE FOR EVERYONE!) that it makes it easier to read

[GQ-Bouncer]

LOL " a side of rightiousness "

[Hackamaniac]

female dying giraffe that's some good shit bro and that noise just makes me chuckle thinking about how girly it sounded but good job bro and one hell of a story.