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  1. 05-31-2006, 11:44 AM #1
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    26 ways to make your girl smile

    26 ways to make your girl smile...

    1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

    2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

    3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

    4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

    5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

    7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @..%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

    8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

    9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

    10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

    11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

    13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

    14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

    19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

    21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @..%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

    22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

    23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

    24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

    25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. girls actually don't like this one that much but i think it's funny.

    26. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youre going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now dont call
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  2. 05-31-2006, 11:46 AM #2
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    It sounds like you really hate your girl. lol
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  3. 05-31-2006, 11:52 AM #3
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    Man that is the funniest list i have seen in a long time....I was laughing so hard i choked on some brocolli....because i can...
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  4. 05-31-2006, 11:56 AM #4
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    Love it!

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  5. 05-31-2006, 12:00 PM #5
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    i like #4
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  6. 05-31-2006, 12:02 PM #6
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    haha now thats some funny $h*t
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    Man that is the funniest list i have seen in a long time....I was laughing so hard i choked on some brocolli....because i can...
    is that all you eat bro....

    brocolli and oats, brocolli and egg whites, brocolli and protein shake...
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    9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.
    i've gone to partys and such and introduced my wife to other women as "this is my sister tiffany"...shes a good sport though DO NOT TRY THIS!!!
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    quality mate
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  10. 05-31-2006, 12:58 PM #10
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    that's some funny sh!t
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  11. 05-31-2006, 12:59 PM #11
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    i came into this thread expecting to read some 'hold her hand' or 'hug her when she feels down' crap like that

    instead i get something truly priceless
    i love it !
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    I've done most of the things on the list. Don't know why I'm still single.

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  13. 05-31-2006, 01:52 PM #13
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    f'n great....and 1 buffsob, i feel your pain brother
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
    is that all you eat bro....

    brocolli and oats, brocolli and egg whites, brocolli and protein shake...

    Actully it....eggs and oats, then chicken and brocolli 4 times, then eggs again...
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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    i came into this thread expecting to read some 'hold her hand' or 'hug her when she feels down' crap like that

    instead i get something truly priceless
    i love it !

    That kind of crap only works with girlie girls anyway... I don't want anyone holding my hand.. I"m a big girl I can walk without support.. LOL
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    haha aww its so mean but ****, i do some of those anyway.
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    i have been fallowing this guide religiously ever since it was posted and my GF and i have never been closer@!
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i have been fallowing this guide religiously ever since it was posted and my GF and i have never been closer@!
    i know man ive been doing it for sometime now the ladies love me
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    DAM thats why i never get laid..

    ladies watchout for me im gonna study this shit religously..
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    Quote Originally Posted by HULKBOY
    DAM thats why i never get laid..

    ladies watchout for me im gonna study this shit religously..
    yeah and make sure when u ask em on a date for the first time..
    that u grasp the collar of their shirt and shake them vigoursly .. this really lets them know ur interested!
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    i'll try that at school tomorrow
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    Quote Originally Posted by HULKBOY
    i'll try that at school tomorrow
    wear goggles .. sometimes they will turn u down via PEPPER SPRAY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    wear goggles .. sometimes they will turn u down via PEPPER SPRAY!
    have you ever got that shit in your eyes, ****ing hurts!
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    man i didnt even think about that..always watchin out tai...way to go man
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    Quote Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer
    26 ways to make your girl smile...

    5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

    This technique is used very often by me
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    Quote Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer
    26 ways to make your girl smile...


    24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

    She seems to like this one tho! the bitch didnt get me anything for my 18th
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    Quote Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer
    26 ways to make your girl smile...


    12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
    this is classic
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    Quote Originally Posted by BADASS323
    9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.
    i've gone to partys and such and introduced my wife to other women as "this is my sister tiffany"...shes a good sport though DO NOT TRY THIS!!!
    haha I was just about to say, someone please tell me what would happen if any of these were attempted on a wife!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    Actully it....eggs and oats, then chicken and brocolli 4 times, then eggs again...
    well look at your avatar, you look sick man!



    that was funny as balls! I nearly feel out of chair
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    outstanding list! i'll make sure and use them all at some point.
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    thats the best damn list ive ever seen. good job my boy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~fuelforfire~
    have you ever got that shit in your eyes, ****ing hurts!
    dats why u wear GOGGLES!
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    I think I may try number 17.
































    and 19
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    My wife's been really nice to me lately, I'll have do do some of those to let her know that I appreciate everything.
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