I'm An eBay WHORE!!!

**Dave321** · 06-09-2006, 01:14 PM

I just bought an ipod 4G Nano Black, and seriously DIDN'T need it! I bought it because I was pissing around and bid like $90US on it... no biggie right... if I win, wicked, if not, I was just playin' around. Well, some douch bag out bids me ASAP! Normal, right?!?! Well, it seriously locked me into competitive mode... I was happier to pay to see this guy lose than to get the actual product. $250 later, I'm a winner. I even have an mp3 player right now that works fantastic... fukin' Internet! Consumerism is just tooo damn easy!

**caddilac** · 06-09-2006, 01:18 PM

lol. Thats funny, sometimes I do the exact same thing. I'll put in a decent bid and right away someone outbids me. For some reason, I just like the satisfaction that he didn't win.

RA · 06-09-2006, 01:20 PM

It like my wife coming back to the house with something we dont need because it was "on sale"

**Dave321** · 06-09-2006, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

It like my wife coming back to the house with something we dont need because it was "on sale"

classic! Thank God she's not my wife...we'd be broke!

**taiboxa** · 06-09-2006, 01:22 PM

buy me sumpin!

**anaBROLIC** · 06-09-2006, 01:22 PM

LMAO I cannot even count how many times i have overpaid for something on ebay because of that.. ill bid with like a minute left. get outbidded and be like shit i really wanna win..lol

**Dave321** · 06-09-2006, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

buy me sumpin!

I can't... I'm broke!!!

**Dave321** · 06-09-2006, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by anaBROLIC

LMAO I cannot even count how many times i have overpaid for something on ebay because of that.. ill bid with like a minute left. get outbidded and be like shit i really wanna win..lol

the satisfaction laaaaaasts for 3 seconds until the AHHH FUK factor kicks in!

**taiboxa** · 06-09-2006, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

I can't... I'm broke!!!

not even a handjob!
u suck

**Dave321** · 06-09-2006, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

not even a handjob!
u suck

I left my tweezers at my girlfriends house...sorry brotha!

**anaBROLIC** · 06-09-2006, 01:27 PM

ya its best when you go in making a bid saying im not gonna go over 40 bucks. then when it hits like 42 bucks your like crap its only another 3 bucks to win.. final bids like 64 bucks.. then i wonder how im such an idiot..

**Dave321** · 06-09-2006, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by anaBROLIC

ya its best when you go in making a bid saying im not gonna go over 40 bucks. then when it hits like 42 bucks your like crap its only another 3 bucks to win.. final bids like 64 bucks.. then i wonder how im such an idiot..

LMAO

**Bojangles69** · 06-09-2006, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

I just bought an ipod 4G Nano Black, and seriously DIDN'T need it! I bought it because I was pissing around and bid like $90US on it... no biggie right... if I win, wicked, if not, I was just playin' around. Well, some douch bag out bids me ASAP! Normal, right?!?! Well, it seriously locked me into competitive mode... I was happier to pay to see this guy lose than to get the actual product. $250 later, I'm a winner. I even have an mp3 player right now that works fantastic... fukin' Internet! Consumerism is just tooo damn easy!

i love ebay, gonna buy my wife off it..

**anaBROLIC** · 06-09-2006, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

i love ebay, gonna buy my wife off it..

good idea

**the_rebirth** · 06-09-2006, 01:41 PM

he probably used one of those automatic bidding programs, sometimes if they are setup correctly you can win everytime

**Warrior** · 06-09-2006, 03:05 PM

They still won't let me use that site any more - all over a 5 dollar seller fee I forgot to pay from about 4 years ago. I have tried to appeal it... last time was several months ago but they won't respond. Fuk Ebay

I guess I could try and open a new account as long as they didn't ban my addy...

**scriptfactory** · 06-09-2006, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by Warrior

They still won't let me use that site any more - all over a 5 dollar seller fee I forgot to pay from about 4 years ago. I have tried to appeal it... last time was several months ago but they won't respond. Fuk Ebay

I guess I could try and open a new account as long as they didn't ban my addy...

If you use a different email address and name and they can't do anything to you. Just have your wife/girlfriend sign up for you or just use her name. I'm pretty sure you can even use your own name and nothing would happen...

**Giants11** · 06-09-2006, 03:32 PM

You really are a Salad Tosser......Pussy!

**ascendant** · 06-09-2006, 03:41 PM

it's people doing retarded things like bidding just to win that keeps us from getting decent prices on ebay anymore. thanks for contributing to making ebay worthless for your "pissing contest".

if you guys would stop bidding just to win and would actually stop at a reasonable bid, ebay would still be worthwhile. but there are so many children (or people with child-like mentalities) that feel such a need to win, they'll bid more for things than what they'd pay in a retail store.

**Giants11** · 06-09-2006, 03:53 PM

DAMN.............

He jsut crushed you Justin.....

**Dave321** · 06-09-2006, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by ascendant

it's people doing retarded things like bidding just to win that keeps us from getting decent prices on ebay anymore. thanks for contributing to making ebay worthless for your "pissing contest".

if you guys would stop bidding just to win and would actually stop at a reasonable bid, ebay would still be worthwhile. but there are so many children (or people with child-like mentalities) that feel such a need to win, they'll bid more for things than what they'd pay in a retail store.

be a little more pro-active and find a job that pays as much as mine... then we'll talk about pissing money away.

**Dave321** · 06-09-2006, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by Giants11

DAMN.............

He jsut crushed you Justin.....

NOPE!

**ascendant** · 06-09-2006, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

be a little more pro-active and find a job that pays as much as mine... then we'll talk about pissing money away.

so you're assuming i make less than you cause i'm concerned about people making sensible transactions? seems like ebay isn't the only place where you make bad judgements...

just because you got the extra money to blow doesn't mean you should contribute to ruining the integrity of a once pretty decent auction site. i could think of a lot of better things to spend my extra cash on than on an overpriced item on ebay to win a pissing contest with someone i never knew nor ever will.

you honestly think that what you did was a good idea? look, you got extra money to just toss around, feel free to throw some my way. i can always use some extra cash for some new goodies and from what i've seen so far, it seems like i could spend the money far more sensibly than you as well.

look, i'm not trying to intentionally p*ss you off, i'm just trying to show you that what you did is nothing to be proud of and is contributing towards the degredation of ebay. if everyone kept doing what you did, ebay wouldn't be in business any longer for lack of interest in not being able to get a good deal there.

if you really don't know of anything better to spend your money on just let me know and i could toss plenty of ideas your way.

**Wrath** · 06-09-2006, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by ascendant

so you're assuming i make less than you cause i'm concerned about people making sensible transactions? seems like ebay isn't the only place where you make bad judgements...

just because you got the extra money to blow doesn't mean you should contribute to ruining the integrity of a once pretty decent auction site. i could think of a lot of better things to spend my extra cash on than on an overpriced item on ebay to win a pissing contest with someone i never knew nor ever will.

you honestly think that what you did was a good idea? look, you got extra money to just toss around, feel free to throw some my way. i can always use some extra cash for some new goodies and from what i've seen so far, it seems like i could spend the money far more sensibly than you as well.

look, i'm not trying to intentionally p*ss you off, i'm just trying to show you that what you did is nothing to be proud of and is contributing towards the degredation of ebay. if everyone kept doing what you did, ebay wouldn't be in business any longer for lack of interest in not being able to get a good deal there.

if you really don't know of anything better to spend your money on just let me know and i could toss plenty of ideas your way.

Damn...it's the lounge brah. Rub your temples and go "WUSAAAAA...WUSSSSA" everthing will be alright

**~fuelforfire~** · 06-09-2006, 09:17 PM

hahah sweet

**JDawg1536** · 06-09-2006, 09:27 PM

Next time you think about doin that, you can pay me $250 and Ill come to your house and kick you in the nuts.

**ascendant** · 06-09-2006, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by Wrath

Damn...it's the lounge brah. Rub your temples and go "WUSAAAAA...WUSSSSA" everthing will be alright

i know, but regardless of where it is, if someone does something that i think is stupid i'm still gonna call them on it. just trying to bring somethings to his attention that he apparently failed to realize when thinking this whole thing was so amusing.

**anaBROLIC** · 06-09-2006, 10:41 PM

just baught a back scratcher for 5 bucks shipped.. sittin in bed, hard to reach places..lol

**Pro_built7** · 06-09-2006, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

I left my tweezers at my girlfriends house...sorry brotha!

BAHAHAHAA

**ascendant** · 06-09-2006, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by anaBROLIC

just baught a back scratcher for 5 bucks shipped.. sittin in bed, hard to reach places..lol

you can get all kinds of odds and ends on ebay, eh?

been a while since i farted around on that site. last thing i got there was a set of hand grippers. the heaviest goes up to 300lbs. crazy stuff guys, crazy stuff.

**Dave321** · 06-10-2006, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by ascendant

so you're assuming i make less than you cause i'm concerned about people making sensible transactions? seems like ebay isn't the only place where you make bad judgements...

just because you got the extra money to blow doesn't mean you should contribute to ruining the integrity of a once pretty decent auction site. i could think of a lot of better things to spend my extra cash on than on an overpriced item on ebay to win a pissing contest with someone i never knew nor ever will.

you honestly think that what you did was a good idea? look, you got extra money to just toss around, feel free to throw some my way. i can always use some extra cash for some new goodies and from what i've seen so far, it seems like i could spend the money far more sensibly than you as well.

look, i'm not trying to intentionally p*ss you off, i'm just trying to show you that what you did is nothing to be proud of and is contributing towards the degredation of ebay. if everyone kept doing what you did, ebay wouldn't be in business any longer for lack of interest in not being able to get a good deal there.

if you really don't know of anything better to spend your money on just let me know and i could toss plenty of ideas your way.

Wow! You seem extremely passionate about this business... you don't work for the eBay PR company, do you?!?! Man, sit back, relax... focus on something worthwhile like world peace because there are far more negative things going on. I suggest you visit the political forum and start a thread on "eBay assclowns... the reason why my toilet paper cost $3.50!!! ><" Now excuse me, I have an auction to win.

SVTMuscle* · 06-10-2006, 04:44 PM

hahaha readin that just made my day lol good job on your victory!!

**ascendant** · 06-10-2006, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

Wow! You seem extremely passionate about this business... you don't work for the eBay PR company, do you?!?! Man, sit back, relax... focus on something worthwhile like world peace because there are far more negative things going on. I suggest you visit the political forum and start a thread on "eBay assclowns... the reason why my toilet paper cost $3.50!!! ><" Now excuse me, I have an auction to win.

nah, it's not that i'm that passionate about the business. personally, i'm not very fond of ebay anymore cause of their lack of involvement with the system they set up. i just try to look out for other people, and your actions on ebay seemed to be just about yourself and didn't seem to take anyone else into consideration.

i just wanted to make you aware of what kind of contribution you made towards ebay and make you look at the bigger picture than just your own personal success. that's why i said in my last post i was not trying to piss you off, just make you aware. my comments were meant to be constructive. due to my personality, i can't help but make them a bit sarcastic as well. after all, i can't take life that seriously