Embarassing moments

[NCNPC29]

Any stories of when your size got you into some embarassing moments?

I was at Myrtle Beach 3 years ago and was relaxing in one of those little aluminum, or whatever they are, beach chairs. I fell asleep... woke up laying on the sand with the chair smooshed underneath me like a mangled pretzel...lolololol... of course my relatives got a picture of it while I was asleep... there isn't enough money in the word to make me post that pic! lololololol

[3Vandoo]

yes two weeks ago

I broke my cousin's new chair!

the armrest flew accross the room when I sat on it!

piece of junk!!!!

[Bigmax]

damn well how big are you that you smooshed a seat and didnt even wake up while you were doing it???????

[DDDNTZ]

Vandoo that avy is outta controll!

[NCNPC29]

damn well how big are you that you smooshed a seat and didnt even wake up while you were doing it???????

I was hovering around 270...the chair didn't stand a chance... I think when I woke up I heard the Seinfeld music... A real Costanza moment..lolol

[Carlos_E]

My back and shoulders have gotten wider and I tend to misjudge distance and run into things. Usually doorways or people.

[Carlos_E]

...and I've broken 2 wooden chairs in my managers office. But they're shitty chairs anyway. When we have meetings he won't let me sit down.

[novastepp]

does "horrific bulking gas" count?

[novastepp]

cause when i can't hold it any longer, i let er rip, then leave the d@mn building.

[NCNPC29]

does "horrific bulking gas" count?

LMAO....lololol..I'd say that counts... I've let it rip on the way to work and when I've left for the day and gotten in my car it's still smelled like shit..lolololol

[SnaX]

I crop-dusted a bunch of peopel at work last night. I walked passed them and farted. =)

[NCNPC29]

lolololol...I hear that...we call them cubicle drive bys... lolol

[lucabratzi]

i had a panick attack in front of a business partner and it was just me and him....i was pouring sweat and getting mad closterphobic...if thats not embarrising i dont know what is...

[Carlos_E]

I forgot this one.

I was taking slin and miss timed my carbs and started going hypo in the middle of a conversation with a coworker. She said my eyes were rolling in my head and my face was turning a funny color. Never explained why I made her rush and go buy a gatorade and candy bar from the vending machine and why that made me feel better.

I don't fuck with slin any more !!!

[NCNPC29]

Good lord... yeah, I've always been too scared to mess with slin..I always figured I was rolling the dice enough as is.

[novastepp]

haha cubicle drive bys... lmao that's hilarious. i give tours to freshman on campus and if i let one rip in a certain building, fellow leaders will ask me later if i dropped ass in teh business building or wherever. haha i love it. i always act surprised like, "what? did it stink or something? good thing i explained it from outside".

[NCNPC29]

lolololol...What a nice welcome to school!!! hahahaha.... yeah people have no idea how bad our (bodybuilders) shit stinks!!! Bigmax needs to come on here and post that guy is the Godfather of flatulence!!!. I was training with him in a Powerhouse years ago and he almost cleared out the entire gym. I was crying I was laughing so fing hard... or was that from the stink? Either way it was horrible!! lololol

[novastepp]

during training, i would get up and leave and walk around teh second floor and drop em. people would wonder why at first... then it would be a joke when i got up, people would start laughing... so my boss got mad once and told me not to leave (i let one fly) and from then on it wasn't a problem when i would leave.

side note-after the H-bomb was detonated that day, we relocated to another room until after lunch

[NCNPC29]

lololololol...fricking classic...

[thegodfather]

I haven't had a dry fart since i started dbol a week ago....let alone anything solid leave my ass on the toilet..i can do pretty good on rooms...but my old training partner could really **** peoples days up..I remember about a year ago we were doin dumbell shoulder press and he starts lettin em rip during his set...the guy next to him is doin the same exercise as us and midway into his set he just drops his weights his face turns red and he ran away from him as fast as he could.... i never laughed so ****in hard in my life...needless to say..my buddy never had any problems with people crowding his personal space when we worked out...

[taiboxa]

at my base i work on these 4million dollar pods which laserguide weapons.
anways i leaned up against one today while it was on a work bench.. EVERYONE DOES IT! and when i laened pu against it.. i piushed it off the side and it broke.. 4mil ... DAM they going to be holding my pay check for a while ><

[NCNPC29]

at my base i work on these 4million dollar pods which laserguide weapons.
anways i leaned up against one today while it was on a work bench.. EVERYONE DOES IT! and when i laened pu against it.. i piushed it off the side and it broke.. 4mil ... DAM they going to be holding my pay check for a while ><

lolololol...funny

[J-Dogg]

Oh you will LOVE this one:

It was back in the days of HS.

So me and my best boy are excited because his parents will be out of town for the weekend. We had met 2 girls from college (they were freshmen in college we were sophomores in High School) so we were really pumped because college girls put out!

So were 16, inviting over some 20 year old ass thinking we are the shit.

All is going really well, the girls are just getting tanked. We are playing cards and drinking, finally we develop the same simple plan that ever other guy does to get them wasted….make them loose at drinking games! We want it to work really fast, so we would just pass out 4 cards, weakest card drinks!

Well it’s going well, we both know we can out drink these girls so it is about even. I decided to just start taking my friends shots for him, because he was starting to loose a lot. So I’m really in the bag and the drinking tends to make me forget the girls are there.

About 1 A.M. I decided I would start to chew, so I pop in a Kodiak and continue drinking, taking shots all the while I forget I even have a chew in. We take a walk around the block to get some fresh air and let the girls smoke (older chicks always smoke!). I put in another chew around the block and drink a few beers on the trip.

By the time we get back, I’m sick as ****. I remember it pretty good because I was sick from the chew, not the drinking. I remember trying to make it to my boys door and falling over in the yard. It was wet grass on a chilly night too. So I’m laying there in the wet grass and start to puke.

So the 2 girls are around me, making sure I’m okay, my boy is a little further back behind them by his truck. Ever time I go to “heave” and puke, I let out a huge fart lol! I swear I repeated the process 10 times, 10 HUGE farts and nothing I could do about it. The entire time all I can hear is my boy laughing his ass off in the back ground lol. I swear I would have shit my pants if I had to go, because I could not stop it oh man, lol.

I’m 25 and to this day, when ever my boy brings it up it is going to be a fun night it cracks me up just thinking about it.

I ended up finaly making it into the house about 2 hours later, leaving a huge pile of vodka/beer/chew puke in the front yard and my gas probably killed half the shrubs in the yard.

And no, I never got laid that night

[QuieTSToRM33]

Oh you will LOVE this one:

It was back in the days of HS.

So me and my best boy are excited because his parents will be out of town for the weekend. We had met 2 girls from college (they were freshmen in college we were sophomores in High School) so we were really pumped because college girls put out!

So were 16, inviting over some 20 year old ass thinking we are the shit.

All is going really well, the girls are just getting tanked. We are playing cards and drinking, finally we develop the same simple plan that ever other guy does to get them wasted….make them loose at drinking games! We want it to work really fast, so we would just pass out 4 cards, weakest card drinks!

Well it’s going well, we both know we can out drink these girls so it is about even. I decided to just start taking my friends shots for him, because he was starting to loose a lot. So I’m really in the bag and the drinking tends to make me forget the girls are there.

About 1 A.M. I decided I would start to chew, so I pop in a Kodiak and continue drinking, taking shots all the while I forget I even have a chew in. We take a walk around the block to get some fresh air and let the girls smoke (older chicks always smoke!). I put in another chew around the block and drink a few beers on the trip.

By the time we get back, I’m sick as ****. I remember it pretty good because I was sick from the chew, not the drinking. I remember trying to make it to my boys door and falling over in the yard. It was wet grass on a chilly night too. So I’m laying there in the wet grass and start to puke.

So the 2 girls are around me, making sure I’m okay, my boy is a little further back behind them by his truck. Ever time I go to “heave” and puke, I let out a huge fart lol! I swear I repeated the process 10 times, 10 HUGE farts and nothing I could do about it. The entire time all I can hear is my boy laughing his ass off in the back ground lol. I swear I would have shit my pants if I had to go, because I could not stop it oh man, lol.

I’m 25 and to this day, when ever my boy brings it up it is going to be a fun night it cracks me up just thinking about it.

I ended up finaly making it into the house about 2 hours later, leaving a huge pile of vodka/beer/chew puke in the front yard and my gas probably killed half the shrubs in the yard.

And no, I never got laid that night

haha ... thats classic ....... Kodiak is some rough stuff

[Bigmax]

lolololol...What a nice welcome to school!!! hahahaha.... yeah people have no idea how bad our (bodybuilders) shit stinks!!! Bigmax needs to come on here and post that guy is the Godfather of flatulence!!!. I was training with him in a Powerhouse years ago and he almost cleared out the entire gym. I was crying I was laughing so fing hard... or was that from the stink? Either way it was horrible!! lololol

well I dont consider that embarrasing guys....I cleared the gym so thst I could have it to myself....hey tell them about the time we were driving to the gym and it was so bad you were hanging your head out the window while you drived...HAHA

[test=magic]

heres an embarassing moment.......took a dump in a public place once....womens bathroom to be exact cos us guys can be real grimy ...no tp so i ripped off my sleeves and wiped with them....i almost paniced thinking i was gonna have to sit there till some poor woman came in to be horrified....LOL

[NCNPC29]

well I dont consider that embarrasing guys....I cleared the gym so thst I could have it to myself....hey tell them about the time we were driving to the gym and it was so bad you were hanging your head out the window while you drived...HAHA

Yeah, that was ridiculous..lololol... at the time my car had no air conditioning and with the heat index it was an easy 110. Bigmax switched over to a different protein..can't remember what it was..American Whey or something? Anyway, no air, hot as shit and this bastard is letting them rip the entire freaking drive to the gym. No kidding, I had to hang my head out the window the whole drive!!

[Testostack]

...and I've broken 2 wooden chairs in my managers office. But they're shitty chairs anyway. When we have meetings he won't let me sit down.

W/ a girl, when i took my clothes off, she became scared and decided to "wait" a lil bit to be sure about us.............lmao when i tthink about it!

[Testostack]

My back and shoulders have gotten wider and I tend to misjudge distance and run into things. Usually doorways or people.

Happened to me sevral times

[NCNPC29]

W/ a girl, when i took my clothes off, she became scared and decided to "wait" a lil bit to be sure about us.............lmao when i tthink about it!

lolololol...oh man..did she say that in good way or a bad way? lololol

[novastepp]

i once got kicked out of the gym.

i got really pumped, and had a couple buddies slide a treadmil on my back and i started doing pushups. apparantly you can't do that, and they kicked me out.

[NCNPC29]

lolololol.... Here in Charlotte Peak Fitness has bought all the Golds gyms except for one. The second day they opened as Peak I was in their training with a buddy of mine who was using chalk. They came up to him and said this is no longer Golds and we do not allow chalk to be used in the gym. He asked are you ****ing kidding me? The manager said no and you can leave now, we're ending your contract...lololol..rididulous... I canceled my membership that day and joined a very small dungeon like gym down the street...actually like it much better.

[zimmy]

...and I've broken 2 wooden chairs in my managers office. But they're shitty chairs anyway. When we have meetings he won't let me sit down.

yah but that's just cus he wants to check you out