10 times better then cardio workouts.... no doubt

[toofatbuilder]

>ROUGH SEX!!!
>DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED:
>
>A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a
>a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2
>a ****. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard
>this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide
>the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!

>Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

>Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and
>it whitens your teeth

>Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.

>Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

>Take off her clothes with her consent................12
>cal without..........187 cal

>Take off her Bra
>With two hands..........................8 cal
>With one hand.........................12 cal
>With mouth.............................85 cal

>Put on Protection
>hard ........................... 6 cal
>soft..........................315 cal

>Foreplay
>Looking
>for target...................8 cal
>Finding G spot ......................92 cal
>I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

>Entry
>Holding her..................12 cal
>On the floor.................8 cal

>With Different Position
>Missionary..........................358 cal
>Doggy...........................316 cal
>69 lying...............................286 cal
>69 standing.............................512 cal
>Italian hanger.........................912 cal

>Orgasm
>Real................................112 cal
>Faking................................315 cal

>After "O"
>Lying in Bed............................18 cal
>Hop off the bed............................36 cal
>Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

>Get dressed
>Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
>Rushing.........................98 cal
>Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
>Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal

[Timm1704]

dude, im bulking, and want to burn the least amount of calories as possible. please dont be putting me off sex!!

[spencer]

lmao

[dedic8ed1]

that was the coolest shit i ever read kudos bro kudos

[QuieTSToRM33]

sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!

hahaha .... good shit

[J0KER]

>Take off her clothes with her consent................12
>cal without..........187 cal

Oh man that's just wrong lol

[NEW_IN_THE_GAME]

****ed up but cool shit, haha.

>Put on Protection
>hard ........................... 6 cal
>soft..........................315 cal
i can see the second burning some cals. never happened but hey never know.

[G-1000]

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

>Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and
>it whitens your teeth

>Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.

>Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. x2

>Take off her clothes with her consent................12
>cal without..........187 cal

>Take off her Bra
>With two hands..........................8 cal
>With one hand.........................12 cal x2
>With mouth.............................85 cal

>Put on Protection
>hard ........................... 6 cal
>soft..........................315 cal

>Foreplay
>Looking
>for target...................8 cal
>Finding G spot ......................92 cal
>I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

>Entry
>Holding her..................12 cal
>On the floor.................8 cal

>With Different Position
>Missionary..........................358 cal
>Doggy...........................316 cal
>69 lying...............................286 cal
>69 standing.............................512 cal
>Italian hanger.........................912 cal

>Orgasm
>Real................................112 cal x2
>Faking................................315 cal

>After "O"
>Lying in Bed............................18 cal
>Hop off the bed............................36 cal
>Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

>Get dressed
>Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
>Rushing.........................98 cal
>Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
>Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal

[G-1000]

Shit i just add all that up i burned around 4000 cal.

[Timm1704]

Shit i just add all that up i burned around 4000 cal.

what you havin for your PWO meal?

[Mizfit]

I am not allowed do any of this right now - can't increase my heart rate - but i'm gonan keep it on file

My stiches will come out in my mouth

[stunner5000pt]

I am not allowed do any of this right now - can't increase my heart rate - but i'm gonan keep it on file

My stiches will come out in my mouth

you have stitches? How?

[Mizfit]

you have stitches? How?

In my mouth

[cfiler]

lol.

[toofatbuilder]

lmao..... stiches in the mouth. thats gotta be bad...

[firmechicano831]

yeah real bad

[SnaX]

removing stitches - 12 calories?



How did you get stitches in your mouf? wisdom teeth removed? Tonsils removed?
Weird accident you can't talk about? Funny accident we gotta hear about? (Porn blooper?)

[Mizfit]

removing stitches - 12 calories?



How did you get stitches in your mouf? wisdom teeth removed? Tonsils removed?
Weird accident you can't talk about? Funny accident we gotta hear about? (Porn blooper?)

haha nope complicated crown legthening..

[SnaX]

kewel. I like crowns. I've always wanted to be royalty just for the crown. And maybe a gold staff with jewels in it. But i get what you're saying.

[Katelette81]

This is the best post ever.. LOL. Loved it all!

[toofatbuilder]

removing stitches - 12 calories?



How did you get stitches in your mouf? wisdom teeth removed? Tonsils removed?
Weird accident you can't talk about? Funny accident we gotta hear about? (Porn blooper?)

lmao, i wanted to ask....but i havent been here long enough.....