I'm Back!

**NotSmall** · 07-01-2006, 06:20 AM

Hey guys and gals I haven't been on in ages 'cause my laptop finally went into a coma and has only just been fixed so what's new bitches?

Anyone miss me? - I was hoping to find a 10 page "Where's NotSmall?" thread but I guess no one noticed my absence!

Also, I used to be able to see the first few lines of a thread if I held the pointer over the title but now I can't - has this changed or is it my browser settings? (I had to re install it)

**USfighterFC** · 07-01-2006, 06:29 AM

Ahhh there you are you bastard I asked where you are in my "Who's the funniest on AR" thread (which i said was you). Welcome back.

**NotSmall** · 07-01-2006, 06:33 AM

Originally Posted by USfighterFC

Ahhh there you are you bastard I asked where you are in my "Who's the funniest on AR" thread (which i said was you). Welcome back.

Hey thanks bro! - I'll go look for that thread!

(It's fucking great to be back motherfucker!

)

**MatrixGuy** · 07-01-2006, 07:01 AM

I was going to start a where's NotSmall thread last night but i had a funny feeling you'd be back today bro

**NotSmall** · 07-01-2006, 07:06 AM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

I was going to start a where's NotSmall thread last night but i had a funny feeling you'd be back today bro

Didn't your mother tell you that it was wrong to tell lies?

**MatrixGuy** · 07-01-2006, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

Didn't your mother tell you that it was wrong to tell lies?

Glad to see you back bro. I had my surgery by the way!

**NotSmall** · 07-01-2006, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

Glad to see you back bro. I had my surgery by the way!

Thanks bro!

What exactly did you have done again? Full tummy tuck and gyno removal wasn't it? - How did it all go?

**MatrixGuy** · 07-01-2006, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

Thanks bro!

What exactly did you have done again? Full tummy tuck and gyno removal wasn't it? - How did it all go?

It went well. Am alot flatter now but my chest seems to look a bit strange. It might be cos am still bruised and abit swollen, not really sure. I see the plastic surgeon in 2 weeks so might ask him a few things then. Got to wear a compression vest for 6 weeks. I had 4 holes in me with drains coming out, lol.... 2 in the side of my chest and 2 near my waist.

**NotSmall** · 07-01-2006, 07:33 AM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

It went well. Am alot flatter now but my chest seems to look a bit strange. It might be cos am still bruised and abit swollen, not really sure. I see the plastic surgeon in 2 weeks so might ask him a few things then. Got to wear a compression vest for 6 weeks. I had 4 holes in me with drains coming out, lol.... 2 in the side of my chest and 2 near my waist.

Glad to hear it went well!

I need to lose a bit more bodyfat then I'm going to look into getting some loose skin removed from my lower abs.

**MatrixGuy** · 07-01-2006, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

Glad to hear it went well!

I need to lose a bit more bodyfat then I'm going to look into getting some loose skin removed from my lower abs.

Where were you thinking of having it done at?

**NotSmall** · 07-01-2006, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

Where were you thinking of having it done at?

Just below my belly button!

Dunno yet, I did look at this place... http://www.elyzea.co.uk/gb/presentation_gb.htm
...but I'm not sure really.

**MatrixGuy** · 07-01-2006, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

Just below my belly button!

Dunno yet, I did look at this place... http://www.elyzea.co.uk/gb/presentation_gb.htm
...but I'm not sure really.

I looked at them too but couldn't be arsed with travelling to Brussels.

**NotSmall** · 07-01-2006, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

I looked at them too but couldn't be arsed with travelling to Brussels.

I thought about making it into a mini holiday for me and my chicita, if I added lipo to the surgery then I could gorge on Belgian chocolate all week then get it all sucked out before flying home!

**MatrixGuy** · 07-01-2006, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

I thought about making it into a mini holiday for me and my chicita, if I added lipo to the surgery then I could gorge on Belgian chocolate all week then get it all sucked out before flying home!

LMAO!! Well thought out bro. Them prices are so cheap compared to what i paid.. if only.....

**NotSmall** · 07-01-2006, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

LMAO!! Well thought out bro. Them prices are so cheap compared to what i paid.. if only.....

Yeah, that's why I need to do more research though - cheaper aint always better...

**MatrixGuy** · 07-01-2006, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

Yeah, that's why I need to do more research though - cheaper aint always better...

Thats true bro. It does look quite good though. I also considered the Harley Medical Group, which is supposed to be good, but not sure how much it costs. I kept getting emails sent to me offering a free consultation, but i had already booked the surgery.

**Booz** · 07-02-2006, 02:27 AM

who the fvck are you anyways??????

***Narkissos*** · 07-02-2006, 02:38 AM

Bout gatdamned time you got back here

Honestly i was checking your profile yesterday to see when you were last online.

**stocky121** · 07-02-2006, 03:04 AM

Originally Posted by Booz

who the fvck are you anyways??????

it's alright mate i missed you

i missed our web cam nights

**NotSmall** · 07-02-2006, 03:18 AM

Originally Posted by Booz

who the fvck are you anyways??????

Ooooo I love it when you act tough with your fairy wings on!

**NotSmall** · 07-02-2006, 03:22 AM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Bout gatdamned time you got back here

Honestly i was checking your profile yesterday to see when you were last online.

It's been driving me crazy, I didn't realise how dependant I had become on the internet, I order all my supps online, I bank online, it's even a pain in the ass going to the cinema without being able to look up movie times and reviews online, OK OK I mainly missed porn and AR

but the other stuff is handy too!

**NotSmall** · 07-02-2006, 03:26 AM

Originally Posted by stocky121

it's alright mate i missed you

i missed our web cam nights

LMAO! Me too, well don't worry, tonight I will be your favourite charactar - Dr NotSmall, the internets premiere cross-dressing online proctologist!

**stocky121** · 07-02-2006, 04:28 AM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

LMAO! Me too, well don't worry, tonight I will be your favourite charactar - Dr NotSmall, the internets premiere cross-dressing online proctologist!

you defo know how to talk dirty

**MatrixGuy** · 07-02-2006, 07:08 AM

am horny now

***BajanBastard*** · 07-02-2006, 09:48 AM

Mr.Meppet is back, welcome home slag.

**NotSmall** · 07-02-2006, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by BajanBastard

Mr.Meppet is back, welcome home slag.

Wassup me Bajan bredren, how dem doggerts 'angin?

**Smak** · 07-02-2006, 10:46 AM

What's going on my favorite British chum chowder?

**NotSmall** · 07-02-2006, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by Smak

What's going on my favorite British chum chowder?

It's humid as fuck here and I'm sat in my boxers all sticky 'n' sweaty posting crap on AR and contemplating having a beer - how bout you me ol' spunktrumpet?

**Smak** · 07-02-2006, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

It's humid as fuck here and I'm sat in my boxers all sticky 'n' sweaty posting crap on AR and contemplating having a beer - how bout you me ol' spunktrumpet?

haha.

good shit.

No AC in Engerland?

What happened to your boys yesterday against Portugal?

Peter Crouch must be the tallest futbol player i've ever seen and Beckham broke down in tears..

**NotSmall** · 07-02-2006, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by Smak

haha.

good shit.

No AC in Engerland?

What happened to your boys yesterday against Portugal?

Peter Crouch must be the tallest futbol player i've ever seen and Beckham broke down in tears..

Very few people have AC in their homes here, kinda pointless as we'd only use it 2 or 3 days a year!

I didn't even watch the match, went to the cinema instead, I'm not into football - too much emotional investment in something that you have no control over.