Question about smegma

[Nathan]

Does anybody know exactly how this stuff is produced by the body?

[Pheedno]

It's secreted by the glands underneath the foreskin of the uncircumsized penis

[Pheedno]

http://www.cirp.org/library/normal/wright1/

[Nathan]

Jeez, you should have warned me there was a picture since I opened up the link with my boss in the room. You find smegma to be a fascinating topic do you?

[Pheedno]

Your a f*cking riot Nathan.

I find research in general to be fascinating, it's a hobby. I did'nt know what the hell you were asking about untill I looked it up.
I'm circumsized so smegma is'nt of that much concern to me.

[Nathan]

That's why I posted it. You see, I feel it is important for everyone to have a firm grasp of their genitalia (tee hee).

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[partyboynyc]

i have this jewish friend and he says smegma is great spread on some wheat crackers. it's his "home made" recipe!!!!straight from the turtleneck sweater!!!!!!!!

[Pete235]

Originally posted by partyboynyc
i have this jewish friend and he says smegma is great spread on some wheat crackers. it's his "home made" recipe!!!!straight from the turtleneck sweater!!!!!!!!

Yeeeeaaahhhhh!!!! My boy is back in da house!!!!

Shit, in Canada that's how we used to pick hockey teams as kids...the ant eaters versus the helmet heads!!

[partyboynyc]

pete, what is going on brother?!!!!!just thought i'd throw down a little humor since i've been absent from the board for so long.

[Nathan]

Where have you been? I must say though that your dirty humor is not appreciated round here. As soon as you brought into the mix the actual consumption of smegma you crossed a line and you can never go back. Never ever go back. Never ever. I feel I can safely say that most people thoroughly enjoy smegma on many different levels, but consuming it is not one of them. I feel compelled to refer you to a specialist MD that deals with people who are obsessed with the consumption of bodily fluids. I will try and find a contact address for you so that you might get help partyboynyc. I feel very sorry for you.

[partyboynyc]

but from what i hear, it has a distinct salty taste that is often compared to ocean water.a reliable source who has studied smegma for many years tells me that if it is aged properly it can be quite tart.comparable to a sour patch kid. this type of smegma seems to only be found in cultures that find showering to be against religious beliefs. this smegologist also confirmed the fact that using a dull butter knife is the best way to procure vast amounts of it with little to no chaffing.

[Pete235]

Sounds lust like caviar to me!

[Nathan]

Yeah, okay, that's quite enough gentlemen. Man, I should have known that refering in any way to male genitalia would have you guys immediately discussing putting the excretions in your mouths.