My First Massage.... experience

[perfectbeast2001]

I shouldnt have read that while on test.

[Kale]

Just got a couple from gfs not therapists thats it.

One time at my friends place on new years eve the next morning, there were bodies, drinks, cig butts, weed, etc....... all over so Im looking for my keys and lighter cause I gotta go and he's drunk/high as hell on one of the beds I ask him for it and he says he knows but he wont tell me until I give him a massage so Im like wtf tell me...he says no

I get close to the bed start massaging and then swiftly I jump with knees on/grabbing his legs, one hand grabbing both his hands(he's a weakling) and I use the other hand to punch his back damn hard right in the spine and the kidney while yelling "muther fvcker where are my keys??" I keep hitting him then move to his head and hit it as hard as I can and then by the time I stop I realize he's already passed out. I get up look for em some more and find em then leave.

Never heard from him again, I hope he's not dead

But yeah I deff gotta get a massage....not like the one I gave though

Dude you really do have issues dont you You are going to be with those Devil Girl Margarita chics before you know it !!!!

[Sage]

I had a full body massage done in Vegas by a young cute girl, maybe in her mid twentys, The Orleans Hotel. It was an awesome experience, but i wish i could say it was a relaxing one, which was not the case since i had to control my wood the entire time, almost lost it too.