Strap your kids to the door, and take a dump.

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The Babykeeper: toilet training with visual aids

We've seen our fair share of strange and / or gimmicky products around here, but the Babykeeper by Mommysentials has to be one of the creepiest. This contraption allows you to hang your six to eighteen month old infant on the door of a public toilet stall while you, um, do your business. Now we're not questioning the safety of the device or the necessity of keeping an eye on your child at all times, but who in their right mind wants their little baby staring at them squatting over a dirty toilet, especially after they've dined at, say, Taco Bell. In the same way that its traumatizing for children to watch their parents engage in "adult activities" (or heaven forbid, be in the same bed), we can't imagine that it's psychologically healthy for Junior to get slung up on the back of a swinging door and be forced to watch Mommy heed nature's call every time they're out and about. The $60 Babykeeper may be the perfect solution for some, but we'll stick to the tried-and-true methods of either holding it in or paying an honest-looking stranger to act as temporary babysitter every once in awhile (this last parenting tip was brought to you by BloggingBaby).



http://www.engadget.com/2006/08/30/t...h-visual-aids/

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Just imagine straping your kid to the back of a stall door, while having a protien shake poop.

You know the one's I'm talking about. The kind that smell so bad that the wall paper start to peel off.

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if you really wanna turn your kid weird why not beat them, make them wear girls clothes to school, etc etc.

that is fcked up. i'd need therapy if id been forced to watch my 'rents takin a dump.

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lmao.
therapy for AR.