Need some stripper advice

**dedic8ed1** · 09-14-2006, 11:23 PM

What u still doing up pumpd

**cfiler** · 09-14-2006, 11:28 PM

She's probably testing you to see how far she can go without you freaking out.

**MAXIMA5** · 09-15-2006, 06:33 AM

Originally Posted by stunner5000pt

sounds like a recipe for disaster ...

EXACTLY. Don't get attached to a stripper. Trust me.
I'm the world's leading authority on dating strippers. They're fun to date if you have 5 other girls on the side, because they don't give a shit what you do because they are always "working".

Here's my suggestion.

Go to A DIFFERENT strip club while she's working and have some fun. Then, call her after. Too much can go wrong by watching your own piece dance.

**MAXIMA5** · 09-15-2006, 06:35 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

You said it yourself man, you've only been seeing her for 2 wks and have been in the sac with her, and I bet that was after 2 days rght? Dont get attached man, just use it as some easy pussy, but dont get yourself into her B.S.

Well said. SHe's probably playing 5 other dudes as well. They've probably all met her illigitimate children as well.

Don't fall into their trap. Strippers are like Harpies. All of them.

**MAXIMA5** · 09-15-2006, 06:44 AM

Originally Posted by dedic8ed1

If you met her in the strip club in hermind you'll always see her as a stripper and whenever you guys fight that's how you'll see her,but best of luck to you maybe she's a real nice girl.

You show me a stripper and I'll show you a girl with deep seated issues

Oh yeah don't tip her a real G doesn't have too

Another wise man.

**Mizfit** · 09-15-2006, 06:52 AM

dn't go - u might be pissed off

SVTMuscle* · 09-15-2006, 07:00 AM

Tip her, then the next night go out to dinner, and make her pay saying you kinda gave the deposit for the food the night before haha

**slob** · 09-15-2006, 08:41 AM

frigging women >_<

***Doc.Sust*** · 09-15-2006, 08:50 AM

pay her for a private dance and than fck the shit out of her in the back! that way everybody is happy!

**Rookie1974** · 09-15-2006, 04:52 PM

Well I went and did'nt tip. Sat in the back and watched her work out of the corner of my eye as West Virginia put the poundin on Maryland. I think she just wanted to see if I could handle her job....I could give a *hit less. Hell, she's taking their cash, for showing them some tail. I did'nt let mgt. know who I was....just a few kisses on the cheak and a few hugs.

I am definatley not attached to this girl, nor do I plan to be. But I will swoon her to get some more action. My sences tell me Stripper=Problems.... but not yet. Im going to ride it for what its worth. Shes kind of an interesting "case study"

**stunner5000pt** · 09-15-2006, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by Doc.Sust

pay her for a private dance and than fck the shit out of her in the back! that way everybody is happy!

smart man we have here

**RuhlFreak55** · 09-15-2006, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

yeah if she is REALLY WORKIN then ur gonna **** up the night kuz she be rubbin her ta'ta's in their faces and GRINDING her ass on their nono spot and bouncing in their lap and actin like she LOVE THEM to make money

GONNA BE A GREAT NITE!

ROFL.....That's hilarious....

**Ufa** · 09-15-2006, 07:07 PM

Strippers are fun to party with in private.

**collar** · 09-15-2006, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by Rookie1974

Ok, Ive been seeing this sweet girl for 2 weeks. Been in the sac with her, met her kids been to her house. She works a lot and asked me to come to the strip club to see her.....(I think im in heaven) My question is this:

Do I tip her? If so more than usual? Is it demeaning to tip her? Do I watch her dance?

Thankx Bros

dont tip her lol.
she should tip you.

**Lucius Leftfoot** · 09-15-2006, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

Depends on how much you paid for the lap dance

If it's normally $25.00 for a dance, and she charged you $200.00 then yes. If she only charged you $25.00 then no. That was the free happy ending.

30$ a song...but it took 4 songs for her to get the goo out.

**firmechicano831** · 09-15-2006, 08:31 PM

Just pull out ur dick and say can you give me lap dance.

**MAXIMA5** · 09-16-2006, 06:56 AM

Hey, i she really is just a piece of ass to you, then spend some time there. She probably had a lot of hot "co-workers' you could work on too.

Just don't become one of those pathetic guys who spend several days a week and all their spare cash at a titty bar.

**taiboxa** · 09-16-2006, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by firmechicano831

Just pull out ur dick and say can you give me lap dance.

and the bouncers are gonna LOVE THAT ><

**Slick Arrado** · 09-16-2006, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

I dated more strippers then i can count. also bounced at a strip bar. Dont let people know your her BF. Most arent aloud and they will make you leave. You dont tip your gf or get dances. When i would visit my girl she would just sit and hang with me at the bar. She only left when she was on stage. She would also give me some 1's to tip the other girls.

I can tell. Your advice is 100% true.

**Slick Arrado** · 09-16-2006, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

I've been through this shit b4, dont even go in there, because when she talks to you for 2 seconds, then leaves to go make money it's going to get on your nerves. These chicks nvr change man, and dont think for 2 seconds she wont suck a dick for $$ if she had the nerve to take her clothes off for it too. You'll get these strange nights where she just wont answer the phone or is MIA, been there and done that.

Unfortunately, this man is also 100% right.

**zimmy** · 09-16-2006, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Rookie1974

Ok, Ive been seeing this sweet girl for 2 weeks. Been in the sac with her, met her kids been to her house. She works a lot and asked me to come to the strip club to see her.....(I think im in heaven) My question is this:

Do I tip her? If so more than usual? Is it demeaning to tip her? Do I watch her dance?

Thankx Bros

dont' watch her...bad idea...trust me