my fav half baked sayings

[drdeath613]

Brian: First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.
Thurgood Jenkins: You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.


Thurgood Jenkins: You have smoked yourself retarded



bob saget : Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

[cfiler]

Brian: First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.
Thurgood Jenkins: You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.


Thurgood Jenkins: You have smoked yourself retarded



bob saget : Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

Best quote in the movie.

[QuieTSToRM33]

Scarface is my boy

"They had numchucks, bolos, ... they was doin indian burns."

"He felt the wrath yo .... the wrath of the numchucks."

"Yo you son of a bitch I'm right behind you. Turn around and tell me u want a double heffer with cheese. Why you gotta make me feel inferior cause I'm on the grill B."

" Fvck you, fvck you, fvck you, you're cool, and fvck you. I'm out" "

[Slick Arrado]

" Fvck you, fvck you, fvck you, you're cool, and fvck you. I'm out" "

It's a tie between this one^ and this one:

bob saget : Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

Although you left out the background voice saying, "I seen him!!"

[Phreak101]

I'm impotent! Get away from me biatch!