You're the father?

[towtheline]

THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do we know each other?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had my way with on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery.

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

[Foskamink]

thats good

[scriptfactory]

Nice.

[goodcents]

[Doc.Sust]

you know, i wouldnt doubt in the history of the world, if an event like that really did occur somewhere at sometime.

[BigUno]

you know, i wouldnt doubt in the history of the world, if an event like that really did occur somewhere at sometime.

haha prolly and i bet ppl pissed there pants laughing at the poor fellow

[UpstateTank]

hahahaha

[cfiler]

[Superhuman]

haha that's awesome