Rub & Tug?

**dan991** · 09-29-2006, 12:34 PM

So.. a friend of mine wants to go to Canada to visit the "rub and tug." This is supposed to be a massage parlor that gives "happy endings." Anyone ever been to one? I see "Chinese Massage" billboards on the freeway usually in remote areas, but

I'm more than likely not going to go, but he's definetly going and trying to talk a bunch of us into going. He said it's in Toronto, which is 4 hours from us.

**Andorious** · 09-29-2006, 12:44 PM

im not even positive it's still open, i know the police had a big crackdown on massage parlours like this.

***Doc.Sust*** · 09-29-2006, 01:00 PM

they are all over evey metro city.just make sure you find a shady place,ask around

***Doc.Sust*** · 09-29-2006, 01:00 PM

not that i condone this, but also not that i condemn this either, just be careful

**dedic8ed1** · 09-29-2006, 01:41 PM

I've had my fair share of happy endings,when I was selling drugs I would usually go about once a week and take a couple percocets do a couple rippers and hand out some serious punishment it was the shit,but do your research man you don't wanna get busted by the cops with your pants down.The best massage places I've been to are not the ones with asians it's the ones with the american girls where they put'em in a lineup and you pick your flavor you feel like a god man and they will rock your world so enjoy.

**rake922** · 09-29-2006, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by dedic8ed1

I've had my fair share of happy endings,when I was selling drugs I would usually go about once a week and take a couple percocets do a couple rippers and hand out some serious punishment it was the shit,but do your research man you don't wanna get busted by the cops with your pants down.The best massage places I've been to are not the ones with asians it's the ones with the american girls where they put'em in a lineup and you pick your flavor you feel like a god man and they will rock your world so enjoy.

You beat the crap out of the chicks?

**Superhuman** · 09-29-2006, 02:01 PM

one of the girls i'm kinda dating is a masseuse and she give AMAZING happy endings - but only to me!

RA · 09-29-2006, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

one of the girls i'm kinda dating is a masseuse and she give AMAZING happy endings - but only to me!

How do you think she got to be "AMAZING" at it

**dan991** · 09-29-2006, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

How do you think she got to be "AMAZING" at it

Doh!

**Superhuman** · 09-29-2006, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

How do you think she got to be "AMAZING" at it

well she was married for like 5 or 6 years... but yeah I guess I don't want to know

RA · 09-29-2006, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

well she was married for like 5 or 6 years... but yeah I guess I don't want to know

lol, j/k, no hate bruh. Wish I was dating someone like that right now....

**dedic8ed1** · 09-29-2006, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by rake922

You beat the crap out of the chicks?

Nah bro ,when you take percocets and rippers of coke you can pound pussy for hours

**rake922** · 09-29-2006, 03:19 PM

+ 1, in before the lock

**stuball** · 09-29-2006, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

So.. a friend of mine wants to go to Canada to visit the "rub and tug." This is supposed to be a massage parlor that gives "happy endings." Anyone ever been to one? I see "Chinese Massage" billboards on the freeway usually in remote areas, but

I'm more than likely not going to go, but he's definetly going and trying to talk a bunch of us into going. He said it's in Toronto, which is 4 hours from us.

4 HOURS FOR A HAND JOB ??????

**rake922** · 09-29-2006, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by stuball

4 HOURS FOR A HAND JOB ??????

HAHAHAAH good catch.. kinda far away for a hand job

**stunner5000pt** · 09-29-2006, 03:43 PM

yaa my friends who frequent such places know of good places where you can get some extra bang for your buck, pardon the pun

i also know of a strip club which is shady like that... my friend got a blowjob for $100 imagine that huh

**Snrf** · 09-29-2006, 03:50 PM

I was working at a job agency for backpackers in Oz, one guy came in looking for a job cuz when he got to Oz he went to a stripclub, hooker offered him a blowjob for $200 so he agrees, bitch goes around the back and repeatedly runs $200 up til he was maxed out. $3200 for a blowjob he was too drunk to remember!!

**rake922** · 09-29-2006, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

I was working at a job agency for backpackers in Oz, one guy came in looking for a job cuz when he got to Oz he went to a stripclub, hooker offered him a blowjob for $200 so he agrees, bitch goes around the back and repeatedly runs $200 up til he was maxed out. $3200 for a blowjob he was too drunk to remember!!

Um?
Basically he went over all of that during a job interview?

You: "So why do you need a job"

Him: "I paid way too much for a blowjob so I need some cash"

**dan991** · 09-29-2006, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by stuball

4 HOURS FOR A HAND JOB ??????

4 hours for partying with crazy canadian girls for the weekend, and the hand job on Sun. before we come home. We make a weekend out of it and go get drunk, and the rub & tug is a place he wants to stop on the way home. LOL

**Snrf** · 09-29-2006, 03:59 PM

he was with a friend and his friend said "yeah guess why he needs a job"....so he explained it to me.

We were a job agency for backpackers so it was pretty informal, we'd place them in fruitpicking jobs and shit. not like real interviews.

**stunner5000pt** · 09-29-2006, 03:59 PM

the first time someone uttered the phrase 'rub and tug' i was completely confused becuase i didnt know what the hell he was talking about...

however when he did say Massage palce i did get it - considering that it was 2 am

**dan991** · 09-29-2006, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by stunner5000pt

the first time someone uttered the phrase 'rub and tug' i was completely confused becuase i didnt know what the hell he was talking about...

however when he did say Massage palce i did get it - considering that it was 2 am

So.. since your a local up there...

Can you recommend a good place

**stuball** · 09-29-2006, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by rake922

HAHAHAAH good catch.. kinda far away for a hand job

Yeah 4 hours is a long time, hold on....Bitch get the fvck in here, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Done now get the fvck out, just saved driving 4 hours..

**neverenuff21** · 09-29-2006, 04:09 PM

Man I feel for some of you. I got an amazing Fiance that regularly gives me massages, and they always have happy endings!!!! Mostly more than a hand job.
And Im no more broke when its all over than I was before.

...I do have to cuddle though. But I can handle some spooning

**dan991** · 09-29-2006, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by neverenuff21

...I do have to cuddle though.

I'd rather spend the $50.00

**AnabolicAndre** · 09-29-2006, 04:12 PM

Big spoon, Little spoon

**stunner5000pt** · 09-29-2006, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

So.. since your a local up there...

Can you recommend a good place

are you coming to toronto???

i know of some good places

**dan991** · 09-29-2006, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by stunner5000pt

are you coming to toronto???

i know of some good places

Next weekend.. maybe. I know my freinds will definetly be there, but I have to see if I'm gonna go.

I don't want the

though. That's for my friend. I just wanna drink with the Canadian ladies eh?

**stunner5000pt** · 09-29-2006, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

Next weekend.. maybe. I know my freinds will definetly be there, but I have to see if I'm gonna go.

I don't want the

though. That's for my friend. I just wanna drink with the Canadian ladies eh?

maybe you can show me some tricks from out of town

**Polska** · 09-30-2006, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by elvisinturn1

So.. a friend of mine wants to go to Canada to visit the "rub and tug." This is supposed to be a massage parlor that gives "happy endings." Anyone ever been to one? I see "Chinese Massage" billboards on the freeway usually in remote areas, but

I'm more than likely not going to go, but he's definetly going and trying to talk a bunch of us into going. He said it's in Toronto, which is 4 hours from us.

you dont have to drive 4 hours... london has a few... thats 1.5-2 hrs. I wouldnt be surprised if Windsor had some and it's right next door to you