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10-05-2006, 12:23 PM #41
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10-05-2006, 12:58 PM #42
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I think he's playing hard to get... "Im not interest" crap. lol.... if it were any other dame, you'd just ignore her and not say anything..
I think the junkie is a funky, with a e-crush on the canadian lady.
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10-05-2006, 01:46 PM #43
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Originally Posted by Bojangles69
Hmmmmm You jest, BUT you may have something here!! I bet you could find a market for smart ass fortune cookies at like a Spencer Gifts or Novelty shop.
Better start writing those fortunes down.........
You could make them even occasion specific....... weddings, birthdays, breakups, babies...... I can see it now
Wife hands husband a fortune cookie.....You will be expecting a baby soon!
18 years later wife hands same husband another fortune.... P.S. You're not the father.....lolol
Birthday for the elderly......The sound you heard was the cookie cracking......or was it???
OK, lets go into business !!! $$$$$$$$$$$
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10-05-2006, 01:50 PM #44
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All I saw was "MY" and "COOKIE", horrible dissapointment.
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10-05-2006, 02:14 PM #45
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haha not everyone is going to find me attractive - but enough people do that i am not all too worried. Originally Posted by SnaX
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10-05-2006, 02:30 PM #46
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Eh yer pretty good lookin mizfit, I know Id ____ ___ ____ ___ __ ___.
fu** the haters!!
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10-05-2006, 03:31 PM #47
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Originally Posted by Mizfit
u have no idea how hard this is for me
It's like the first thing i grab - and i try to rationalize i have a fast emtabolism etc and it's all true, but im sure i would improve without the junk
i thought you said it wasn't that hard
sarcasm?
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10-05-2006, 03:39 PM #48
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lmao Originally Posted by SMAN12B
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10-05-2006, 04:09 PM #49
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not hard for me to get really lean - hard for me to resist the chocoolate Originally Posted by eyecandy_44
i thought you said it wasn't that hard
sarcasm?
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10-05-2006, 06:40 PM #50
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dude that shit is GOLD. i was even thinking about talking to legislation about a fortune tax. we can have fortune storks fly around and drop fortune cookies on peoples heads, just think about it. no longer will you have to eat chinese food anymore, fortunes while your walking to work! having sex!! in the bathroom pooping!!! ANYWHERE!!! it will revolutionize the world!!!!!! Originally Posted by SMAN12B
we can do fortune paterntity tests too. put random names in the fortune like Malique, Tyrone.. Nassir Adul Kadid Salam. White people will be murdering each other nationwide. WOW. such a good idea.
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10-05-2006, 06:45 PM #51
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Originally Posted by Bojangles69
How about individulally wrapped fortune cookie vending machines in every business so when they need a fix, they just put in a dollar and out pops their fortune
lets Patent this quickly
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10-05-2006, 06:46 PM #52
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Like Fortune ATM machines.....lol
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10-05-2006, 06:46 PM #53
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sman report to duty the 700 club thread now!
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10-05-2006, 06:46 PM #54
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d_boljunkie - obviously someone who came back - dude basically only posted in the lounge .
I apologize for turning you down or blocking u on msn - it happens when i am just not interested.
ToodlesLast edited by Mizfit; 10-05-2006 at 06:50 PM.
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10-05-2006, 06:49 PM #55
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He is on the way OUT Miz....his posts are getting deleted as we speak
dont' let him get to you HOT STUFF !!!!!
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10-05-2006, 06:51 PM #56
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damn u are cold as ice.. whats wrong with u.. this is why every ones turning gay............................................... ... Originally Posted by Mizfit
nothing wrong with being gay but theres a reason.. and its cause of ball busters like urself. even tho i kinda like it hehe
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10-05-2006, 06:51 PM #57
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that explains EVERYTHING. aAAHHAAAAA Originally Posted by Mizfit
what a winner you missed out on
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10-05-2006, 06:52 PM #58
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haha this is the net Originally Posted by SMAN12B
I don't give a poop if he finds me attractive or not..
i'm just not a fan of people who say things to try and get a rise.. pointless
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10-05-2006, 06:52 PM #59
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That's a great idea Mizfit. Originally Posted by Bojangles69
Use one of your enemies information as your fake alias and phone# so they have to deal with all the harassment.
a) You avoid being harassed.
b) You give some poor bitch exactly what she deserves.
I like your style!
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10-05-2006, 06:52 PM #60
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But like u said u see why i have an alias wheni go out and the fake number bit - some men r just idiots Originally Posted by Bojangles69
that explains EVERYTHING. aAAHHAAAAA
what a winner you missed out on
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10-05-2006, 06:54 PM #61
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oops i thought u were talking to bo jangles.. yeh d bol junkie is filth ban him! Originally Posted by Mizfit
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10-05-2006, 07:02 PM #62
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They need to be weeded out of existence for eternity. They bring shame to the word "man", thus they must be hunted down one by one and disposed of by guys like me. Originally Posted by Mizfit
But like u said u see why i have an alias wheni go out and the fake number bit - some men r just idiots
i totally know what you mean though.
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10-05-2006, 07:04 PM #63
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whaaaat!!!! Originally Posted by Foskamink
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10-05-2006, 07:06 PM #64
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i thought she was talking to u when she was talking to dbol junkie
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10-05-2006, 07:07 PM #65
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Originally Posted by Bojangles69
I humbly offer my services as a secret assain, just give me a list and non traceable funds!!!
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10-05-2006, 07:15 PM #66
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whaaaat!!! Originally Posted by Foskamink
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10-05-2006, 07:17 PM #67
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ok tracking down dboljunkies home address as we speak.. first job is pro bono. i need to know if your worthy first. Originally Posted by SMAN12B
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10-05-2006, 07:17 PM #68
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whats wrong with u are u trying to be anouying.. hell im anouying but i dont do it on purpose.. run along and do somthing constructive.. like cure cancer.. Originally Posted by Bojangles69
whaaaat!!!
im working on aids right now
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10-06-2006, 05:12 AM #69
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No bo is good Originally Posted by Foskamink
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10-06-2006, 07:47 PM #70
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Originally Posted by C_Bino
My 2nd grade geography teacher told us Canada was the 51st state. Was she lying?
Seriously though, I agree - Americans are pretty ignorant about Canada and I'm an American. Come to think of it, we're pretty ignorant about most things. America...FVCK YEAH! (Tune from Team America: World Police)
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10-06-2006, 08:23 PM #71
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I talk to American's everyday, and honestly only 1/60 seem to know anything about Canada. Originally Posted by CSAR
My 2nd grade geography teacher told us Canada was the 51st state. Was she lying?
Seriously though, I agree - Americans are pretty ignorant about Canada and I'm an American. Come to think of it, we're pretty ignorant about most things. America...FVCK YEAH! (Tune from Team America: World Police)
These are things that I have heard from Americans when they call up my work.
There are quite afew who seriously think that Canada is south of Mexico. There are people who think that North Dakota is part of Canada. There are people who think Alaska is an Island. There are people who think Canada is a comunist country, and owns Cuba.
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10-06-2006, 08:43 PM #72
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So, just where is Canada?
and IS Canada Dry Ginger Ale really made there?
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10-06-2006, 08:51 PM #73
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I know Canada has some bitchin' maple syrup, tasty bacon, and outstanding beer. Back home, I can get a bucket of 12 Kokanee for 10 USD. It might be cheap brew, but damn good!! Originally Posted by cfiler
BTW, how often does Fidel Castro visit Banff? I heard he has a second home there next to Lake Louise...
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10-07-2006, 07:20 AM #74
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Canada is huge guys - not all the same across it
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10-07-2006, 09:14 AM #75
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Originally Posted by Mizfit
Yeah, but just where exactly is it??
Is it across the street from Nevada??
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