Buffets

**Dangerdan** · 10-09-2006, 07:36 AM

I absolutely love all you can eat buffets. There really is an artform to stacking a plate at a buffet and I think I do a pretty good job. On Saturday, after I made my plate, I was walking back past the line to my table and a guy actually said "Oh my god" after seeing how much food I stacked on my plate. On one plate I had:

3 chicken breasts
4 pieces of fish
1/2 rack of ribs
2 bran muffins
1 side of baked beans
1 side of steamed veggies
1 side of spinach
all sitting on a bed of rice.

And that was just plate number one. To summarize, I love all you can eat buffets.

***G-1000*** · 10-09-2006, 07:57 AM

I i which i could wake up everday and eat at a nice big ass L/V style buffet

**taiboxa** · 10-09-2006, 08:13 AM

oh man .. IM NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY wat i eat at buffets LOL
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**big L 17** · 10-09-2006, 09:04 AM

i get sick from buffets i eat way to much

**GUnit33** · 10-09-2006, 09:35 AM

You just made me hungry...and I'm cutting...asshole.

***Doc.Sust*** · 10-09-2006, 10:17 AM

i am a buffet NIGHTMARE!!i kick the shit out of buffets, i used to go to a sushi buffet,and the owner used to curse at me because of how much raw tuna i would eat( i think the market price is like $20 a pound in a grocey store) i tried to help them out by tipping generously , but i still would get the better of that place every time i would go there!!!muhahahahahahahaah!!

***Doc.Sust*** · 10-09-2006, 10:21 AM

i was at a buffet in south carolina a few years ago and a 300lb truck driver made some snide comment to me about how much more he can eat than a samller guy like me, so i challened him to a contest, whoever eats the least had to pay the other guys bill, i kicked the crap out of him, he tiped his hat to me and declared me the winner, i didnt make him pay for me , the satisfaction was making him shut his mouth and to show him that i am the real deal of buffet eating and not a force to be messed with!

***perfectbeast2001*** · 10-09-2006, 10:22 AM

we dont really have them in the UK, apart from the occasional indian restaraunt that does all you can eat on Sundays.

***Doc.Sust*** · 10-09-2006, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

we dont really have them in the UK, apart from the occasional indian restaraunt that does all you can eat on Sundays.

that stinks!!!

indian buffets arent my favorite. no chinese buffets either?

**cfiler** · 10-09-2006, 11:08 AM

I LOVE chinese buffets, and the pizza hut buffet is a nice treat too.

**Dangerdan** · 10-09-2006, 11:32 AM

We have several steakhouses that offer all you can eat buffets on Friday and Saturday night where I live.

Beast, I'm so sorry to hear that you dont have all you can eat buffets. If you want, you can just pop some extra dbols to get the same bloated feeling I get the day after a buffet.

**Dangerdan** · 10-09-2006, 11:33 AM

I also want to go ahead and apologize to anyone thats in contest prep mode or cutting.

***perfectbeast2001*** · 10-09-2006, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by Dangerdan

We have several steakhouses that offer all you can eat buffets on Friday and Saturday night where I live.

Beast, I'm so sorry to hear that you dont have all you can eat buffets. If you want, you can just pop some extra dbols to get the same bloated feeling I get the day after a buffet.

LOL but Dbol dont taste nice!!

**CoreyTampa09** · 10-09-2006, 11:50 AM

My claim to fame is I finished 19th in an all you can eat sushi buffet in the city last year. It was something like 500+ contestance 30$ admission fee but hey all you can eat sushi for that and a chance to win 500$ why not. I finished ahead of my friend little skinny asian kid 140lb soakin wet, he finished 30 something. But man was it good.

***Doc.Sust*** · 10-09-2006, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by CoreyTampa09

My claim to fame is I finished 19th in an all you can eat sushi buffet in the city last year. It was something like 500+ contestance 30$ admission fee but hey all you can eat sushi for that and a chance to win 500$ why not. I finished ahead of my friend little skinny asian kid 140lb soakin wet, he finished 30 something. But man was it good.

sounds like me!!!

**Dangerdan** · 10-09-2006, 03:20 PM

Ummmmmm. . .I'm heading to a buffet.

***Doc.Sust*** · 10-09-2006, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by Dangerdan

Ummmmmm. . .I'm heading to a buffet.

lucky bastard!

***Doc.Sust*** · 10-09-2006, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by Dangerdan

Ummmmmm. . .I'm heading to a buffet.

a sushi buffet??

**chuck89gt5.0** · 10-09-2006, 09:38 PM

Damn it, I am 2.5 weeks out from a show!

Threads like this make me wanna kill someone, I am counting the days till I can eat. Hunger pains are no joke! I crave junk like no other!!!
What sucks too is that the Foodnetwork is my favorite TV channel. Watchin that is worse than being punched in the D!CK

**taiboxa** · 10-10-2006, 06:19 AM

Originally Posted by chuck89gt5.0

Damn it, I am 2.5 weeks out from a show!

Threads like this make me wanna kill someone, I am counting the days till I can eat. Hunger pains are no joke! I crave junk like no other!!!
What sucks too is that the Foodnetwork is my favorite TV channel. Watchin that is worse than being punched in the D!CK

ROFL
doiod
when i was sick
and couldnt keep shit down for like 2 weeks IT WAS HELL rotavirus

I WATCHED THE FOODNETWORK all day plannin on wat i was gunna eat when i get betta!

**Foskamink** · 10-10-2006, 06:21 AM

sounds to me we need to find a center point in USA.. and all go to a buffet and give a few people a heart attack

ive been told 1 plate per person
"but what if i want more?"
reaction "then u go get more?"
"but i want it all now"
"grrrrr next time use 1 plate"

***Doc.Sust*** · 10-10-2006, 08:27 AM

nah itis neve one plate per person, youcan do whterver you want at most buffets, it is a free for all

**big L 17** · 10-10-2006, 09:28 AM

sounds fun lets all meat at a buffet we could do some damge

**gixxerboy1** · 10-10-2006, 09:48 AM

I never been to a buffet that had good tasting food. Except in Vegas

**Phreak101** · 10-10-2006, 11:14 AM

Old Country Buffet. They have em out here in Chicago, I don't know about anywhere else. They have every food you can imagine, and it's ALWAYS buffet style.

I go there in the winters and for 8 bucks I can polish off like 3000 calories before I walk out. Love it!

**gixxerboy1** · 10-10-2006, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by Phreak101

Old Country Buffet. They have em out here in Chicago, I don't know about anywhere else. They have every food you can imagine, and it's ALWAYS buffet style.

I go there in the winters and for 8 bucks I can polish off like 3000 calories before I walk out. Love it!

They are all over by me. I would rather eat dog food then there.

**Phreak101** · 10-10-2006, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

They are all over by me. I would rather eat dog food then there.

Well the ones by you must suck ass because the ones by me make some decent food. By decent I mean edible, but hey, 8 bucks and I can stuff my fat ass, I'm happy.

**Dangerdan** · 10-10-2006, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by Phreak101

the ones by me make some decent food. By decent I mean edible, but hey, 8 bucks and I can stuff my fat ass, I'm happy.

Well said Phreak. . . well said.

**gixxerboy1** · 10-10-2006, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by Phreak101

Well the ones by you must suck ass because the ones by me make some decent food. By decent I mean edible, but hey, 8 bucks and I can stuff my fat ass, I'm happy.

The parking lot of them is always crowed so maybe i had a bad day. And you never see them going out of business. Maybe I'll have to give it another try

**Phreak101** · 10-10-2006, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

The parking lot of them is always crowed so maybe i had a bad day. And you never see them going out of business. Maybe I'll have to give it another try

Honestly the place sucks, but when it's bulking season, quantity not quality is what I'm all about.