"Let's aspirate the nipple" the doc says with cool indiffernce

**Mike Dura** · 10-11-2006, 03:27 PM

Yeah, that's right. He wanted to aspirate or stick a needle into my nipple to draw fluid that will be tested. I sad, that doesn't sound painless. He said, it won't hurt that much and it will be for 10 seconds. Liar. It hurt like a mutha. I almost feignted. Ouch! He thinks it's a minor case of gyno. I couldn't detect any lump anymore but apparently it's still there.

**Tren Bull** · 10-11-2006, 03:35 PM

hmmm, sounds like fun

**MAXIMA5** · 10-11-2006, 03:40 PM

didnt you just get the gland removed recently?

**chest6** · 10-11-2006, 03:44 PM

WTF? That sounds like some random idea to get rid of it. Sounds like something I would do..

**AnabolicAndre** · 10-11-2006, 04:00 PM

Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

**BigUno** · 10-11-2006, 06:16 PM

id have smacked my doctor for that

**Mike Dura** · 10-12-2006, 12:05 PM

No but I'll probably have to eventually. That's probably an expensive venture. At least now, I'm aware that I'm vulnerable to gyno on test so I'll be preemptive next time with my nolva (or some other choice). The pain was traumatizing.

Originally Posted by MAXIMA5

didnt you just get the gland removed recently?

**Mike Dura** · 10-12-2006, 12:08 PM

I wanted to. I actually felt like I was going to faignt. I felt hot and I broke into a cold sweat. I just layed back and went into a meditative state (I practice meditation) so I could lesson the trauma. It wasn't just the pain in and of itself, it was the idea of a syringe going into "breast tissue." It took a few minutes to recover but I do get flash backs (seriously).

Originally Posted by BigUno

id have smacked my doctor for that

***Narkissos*** · 10-12-2006, 12:31 PM

Lmao

**sofus99** · 10-12-2006, 12:31 PM

I would probably have held him down and shown him my eye aspiration trick.

**Mike Dura** · 10-12-2006, 12:52 PM

Lol. The pain to my "breast" and my psyhe was no laughing matter at the time.

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Lmao

**MAXIMA5** · 10-13-2006, 06:25 AM

So did this asscown have anything intelligent to say about gyno, or did you know more about it tha him before the visit?

***Narkissos*** · 10-13-2006, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by Mike Dura

Lol. The pain to my "breast" and my psyhe was no laughing matter at the time.

LMAO... i feel your pain Mike.. really i do

lmao

**NightTrain** · 10-13-2006, 08:51 AM

Roflmao...... Sorry Bro

**Mike Dura** · 10-13-2006, 11:45 AM

He's the doc and I'm the juicer. He didn't offer much but he answered the one question I had.

I got what he called "minimal" gyno. In fact, I can't even detect the lump at this point. I believe that the nolva I was using was underdosed....it turns out that the dude I got it from (can you guess?) has a poor reputation (according to a number of people I've talked to) and the nolva was likely underdosed. Live and learn.

That's why I tell people before they buy any research chemicals from any steroid board to check the guy out first. Also make sure the person you are inquiring with has no conflict of interest or you'll end up with man boobs and the guy will end up with your money.

Originally Posted by MAXIMA5

So did this asscown have anything intelligent to say about gyno, or did you know more about it tha him before the visit?