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10-16-2006, 05:46 PM #41
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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10-16-2006, 05:47 PM #42
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Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
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10-16-2006, 06:15 PM #43
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I love watching Texas Ranger chuck is such a cool guy I think if he heard these jokes he would make some up about himself haha
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10-16-2006, 06:16 PM #44
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I love watching Texas Ranger chuck is such a cool guy I think if he heard these jokes he would make some up about himself haha
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10-16-2006, 06:47 PM #45
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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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10-17-2006, 01:36 AM #46
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when chuck norris does push ups he doesnt move the earth does
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10-17-2006, 01:37 AM #47
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when chuck norris was born he fvcked the nurse, iy was his fourth time
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10-17-2006, 01:40 AM #48
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chuck norris is the only man that beat a brick wall at tennis
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10-17-2006, 01:41 AM #49
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the chief export of chuck norris is pain
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10-17-2006, 01:42 AM #50
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since 1940,the year chuck norris was born round house kick related deaths have in creased 15,000per cent
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10-17-2006, 02:58 AM #51
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Chuck Norris wears ribbed condoms inside out so HE can get all the pleasure.
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10-17-2006, 02:59 AM #52
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he scares them into telling him everything.
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10-17-2006, 07:22 AM #53
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chuck norris doesnt read books.....he stares them down until he gets the information that he wants
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10-17-2006, 07:25 AM #54
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crop circles are chuck norris' way of saying that somtimes corn needs to lie the **** down
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10-17-2006, 07:26 AM #55
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Whenever chuck norris plays Chutes and Ladders, he treats the chutes as ladders, because he's not some pussy who can't climb up a plastic slide.
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10-17-2006, 07:29 AM #56
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If we were serious about Iraq, we'd pull out all our troops and threaten to send in Chuck Norris.
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10-17-2006, 07:31 AM #57
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The Gulf war did however end early because they pulled their troops out when they got word chuck norris had arrived..........its only a matter of time
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10-17-2006, 07:31 AM #58
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The real reason Saddam was hiding in a spider hole? He watched Missing in Action, Lone Wolf McQuade, Delta Force, plus the Octagon. Chuck Norris on video was enough to scare the shit outta him.
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10-17-2006, 09:26 AM #59
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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10-17-2006, 09:28 AM #60
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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10-17-2006, 09:29 AM #61
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Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career.
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10-17-2006, 06:03 PM #62
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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10-17-2006, 06:05 PM #63
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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10-17-2006, 06:06 PM #64
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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10-17-2006, 06:08 PM #65
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chuck norris is gay let this thred die
what is people facination with this guy
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10-17-2006, 06:17 PM #66
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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10-17-2006, 06:53 PM #67
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?????????hell no Originally Posted by THE_DOME
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10-17-2006, 07:00 PM #68
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If you listened to the first post it's for his FANSSS GOSHHH OMG some people haha
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10-17-2006, 08:35 PM #69
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chuck norris rules the universe Originally Posted by THE_DOME
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10-18-2006, 12:45 AM #70
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Originally Posted by THE_DOME
Die??? who do you think your father is.... duhh.... CHUCK NORRIS
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10-18-2006, 02:25 AM #71
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you're lucky Chuck Norris is so forgiving, he might actually let you live for a few more hours. Originally Posted by THE_DOME
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10-18-2006, 08:22 AM #72
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Originally Posted by IronReload04
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Actually, Chuck was doing the butterfly...with one arm. Originally Posted by IronReload04
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10-18-2006, 10:10 AM #73
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Today I woke up and realized the best part about wakeing up isn't folgers it's knowing chuck norris didn't kill me in my sleep
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10-18-2006, 07:33 PM #74
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all hail chuck.............
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