Sex with a Fat chick

**bignatt** · 10-29-2006, 05:27 PM

"We like women of all shapes and sizes, but sometimes the fat, ugly ones are the best." -- Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue

**ginkobulloba** · 10-29-2006, 10:48 PM

Ever notice that you see a lot of hot girls with ugly or dumpy looking guys? That dumpy looking dude most likely has game or personality and the chick did not choose to be with him because of his looks.

On the other hand, you don't see a whole lot of good looking guys with ugly chicks. If you do, it's safe to assume that the dude has a dull personality or no game.

**bigfish** · 10-30-2006, 12:48 AM

I'm sorry but if you won't bang a chick because she's fat YOU ARE NOT A MAN. I'm not talking about some obese chick, but someone who's plumb. I would rather bang a fat chick who's pretty as hell than some chick with a bad ass body with a jacked face. But I would say that tall chicks 5'9 and up have the best stuff though by far.

**italianplayboy09** · 10-30-2006, 01:02 AM

you like the amazon chicks i see

**bigfish** · 10-30-2006, 01:14 AM

Yes I like woman not some one who is in thier twenties and isn't that developed. In my opinion men are just getting more feminine as times go. Who in the hell complains about a woman being fat (and again I'm not talking about obese) and won't have sex because of that. Only a punk would do that. I truly enjoy all kinds of women because that's what makes it so great they're diiferent. You ever be out clubing or whatever and you see a woman and she's not fine or really even your type (or even overweight) but there's something about her that makes you want to have sex with her? I love that. That's how real men think. I'm a man she's a womansomethings suppose to happen. No one's is perfect. We can take all the tren in the worls but it won't make us perfect.

**ginkobulloba** · 10-30-2006, 05:50 AM

Originally Posted by bigfish

Yes I like woman not some one who is in thier twenties and isn't that developed. In my opinion men are just getting more feminine as times go. Who in the hell complains about a woman being fat (and again I'm not talking about obese) and won't have sex because of that. Only a punk would do that. I truly enjoy all kinds of women because that's what makes it so great they're diiferent. You ever be out clubing or whatever and you see a woman and she's not fine or really even your type (or even overweight) but there's something about her that makes you want to have sex with her? I love that. That's how real men think. I'm a man she's a womansomethings suppose to happen. No one's is perfect. We can take all the tren in the worls but it won't make us perfect.

Well even if you think I'm not a real man because I don't bang fat chicks, that's ok with me. If banging fat chicks is required, I guess I'm fine with not being a part of your club. All yours dude.

**bignatt** · 10-30-2006, 12:08 PM

Amazons are cool too haha

**Sir Lifts-a-lot** · 10-30-2006, 01:32 PM

I made it with a troll-like looking girl. Not one of my finest moments.

**Phreak101** · 10-30-2006, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by ginkobulloba

Well even if you think I'm not a real man because I don't bang fat chicks, that's ok with me. If banging fat chicks is required, I guess I'm fine with not being a part of your club. All yours dude.

Agreed, it has nothing to do with being a "real man". It's a thing called "Standards".

A crackhead would inhale bleach, douse himself with gasloline, and light his ass on fire if it meant he'd get high....same logic goes for desperate men with fat chicks...

**bigfish** · 10-30-2006, 02:38 PM

Say you and your boys went on vacation to say Miami or wherever and your boy meets a chick who is fine as hell but her friend is what we would say is overweight. Neways they invite ya'll to there apt. and you know your boy is getting some ass in the other room. If your saying you wouldn't have sex with the other girl because she overweight something isn't right. Where i'm from we call that being a bitch ass.

I'm not saying go out lookinf for fat chicks, you will never catch me doing that but to say you wouldn't do a chick because she is big is lame. I'm mot talking about some disgustingly fat chick either, That's understandable. I'm talking about a chcik who is cute but fat. They still have to be good lookin

**bigfish** · 10-30-2006, 02:40 PM

And it kills me to hear guys who juice (myself inluded) talk down to fat girls. Shit if they juiced they probably wouldn't be nearly as fat.

**Schmidty** · 10-30-2006, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by bignatt

I always like bangin fat chicks because they appreciate it way more

True

**Schmidty** · 10-30-2006, 05:54 PM

when i dont have a gf i will **** anything from 16-160yrs anything other then that is nasty and 100-400lbs is ok in my book.

**Schmidty** · 10-30-2006, 05:56 PM

but when i see my friends and im like dude i hooked up with this girl last night and OMG was she hot

**Mizfit** · 10-30-2006, 06:10 PM

quality not quantity boys

**Schmidty** · 10-30-2006, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

quality not quantity boys

NO WAY

**Mizfit** · 10-30-2006, 06:17 PM

I dunno.. if i was a dude i couldnt sleep with a fat chick

**Mizfit** · 10-30-2006, 06:17 PM

I dunno.. if i was a dude i couldnt sleep with a fat chick

**Phreak101** · 10-30-2006, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I dunno.. if i was a dude i couldnt sleep with a fat chick

If you had 12 beers in you and a pair of nuts, you could sleep with just about anything....

**Mizfit** · 10-30-2006, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by Phreak101

If you had 12 beers in you and a pair of nuts, you could sleep with just about anything....

I've been drunk, and my drunk googles never seem to win me over

**Phreak101** · 10-30-2006, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I've been drunk, and my drunk googles never seem to win me over

I also said "a pair of nuts", the beer just magnifies the already overwhelming power of the nuts..

**zodiac666** · 10-30-2006, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

quality not quantity boys

yea, but if you go for a while without gettin any your standards will drop pretty quickly. i actually havnt been with a girl in about a year, my workouts are intense as hell but i dont think its very healthy mentally for a guy to go that long without any female contact. im an attractive intelligent guy, i just dont get out much, but now that i am out of the army i should be able to meet some girls a lot easier.

**ginkobulloba** · 10-31-2006, 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by bigfish

Say you and your boys went on vacation to say Miami or wherever and your boy meets a chick who is fine as hell but her friend is what we would say is overweight. Neways they invite ya'll to there apt. and you know your boy is getting some ass in the other room. If your saying you wouldn't have sex with the other girl because she overweight something isn't right. Where i'm from we call that being a bitch ass.

I'm not saying go out lookinf for fat chicks, you will never catch me doing that but to say you wouldn't do a chick because she is big is lame. I'm mot talking about some disgustingly fat chick either, That's understandable. I'm talking about a chcik who is cute but fat. They still have to be good lookin

Ok, so my buddy is getting down with a good looking girl already...why do I have to jump on the grenade? To help my buddy? According to your story, he's already getting some. So there is a plumper sitting on the couch giving me doe eyes and it's all of a sudden like my obligation to have sex with her? The way you say it, it's like that's the moral thing to do.

Dude, I do not follow your logic one bit. If I am not attracted to a girl, I will not have sex with her, it is as simple as that. I've had decent looking girls offer to pay me to have sex with them and that's no lie. I actually considered doing it and then I thought, wait a minute... I don't need the money and I am not attracted to her. So I told her no and she nearly cried, but that's not my fault or my problem.

Furthermore, it may be that I can't even physically have sex with a chubby girl because little Elvis could refuse to cooperate, if you catch my drift. These are situations I'd rather just avoid. But, dude, if banging a cute but chubby chick is ok with you, then go right ahead. But, don't tell me that your philosophy is something we all should adopt. To each their own dude.

**KrooC** · 10-31-2006, 05:18 AM

this thread should be closed and contributors banned IMO

**KrooC** · 10-31-2006, 05:19 AM

chuck norris would never bang a fat chick .... think on that

**BigLittleTim** · 10-31-2006, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by Phreak101

If you had 12 beers in you and a pair of nuts, you could sleep with just about anything....

The difference between a straight guy and a gay guy?

About eight beers.

-BigLittleTim

**Schmidty** · 10-31-2006, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by BigLittleTim

The difference between a straight guy and a gay guy?

About eight beers.

-BigLittleTim

you would go gay after eight beers lol
That remindes me my buddy says he wont fvck a girl in the pooper because its one drunk step away from being gay