Ray

[*Narkissos*]

Ray was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to
know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Ray, how about T om Cruise?"

"No drama, boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove
it."
So Ray and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom
Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Ray! What's up?? Great to see you!
Come in for a beer!"

Although impressed, Ray's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Ray that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Ray says.

"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yup," Ray says "Old buddies, lets fly out to Washington ."And off they go.

At the White House, Bush spots Ray on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Ray, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Ray, who again implores him to name anyone else.



" T he Pope," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Ray. "My folks are from Germany , and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome .

Ray and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Ray says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. T ell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican .

Sureenough, half an hour later Ray emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Ray returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack, and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's side Ray asks him, "What happened?"


His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who the f#*#'s that on the balcony with Ray?"

[QuieTSToRM33]

haha .... good one nark

[perfectbeast2001]

quality!!

[novastepp]

[l2elapse]

nice

[AnabolicAndre]

I know ray

[RuhlFreak55]

rofl.....that was pretty good

[CSAR]

LMFAO Good one Nark

[slob]

rofl

[zodiac666]

ray's the man

[Bruce000]

Good one

[bor]

hehedhehe

[GUnit33]

lmao

[taiboxa]

awsome